Shoveltalk Stories

Alex taught a young Kara, a newcomer to this world, many important rules like "Don't eat the heels of the bread, they're poison," and "Step on a crack and break your mother's back," and though it was all in good fun, Kara took them all to heart. Dibs is yet one more rule, and as Alex will soon learn (to her horror), it is just yet another rule that Kara took literally. Just is just a short piece of crack, a response to a prompt someone posted in a discord and asked me to write. Don't look for the plot. You won't find it.

Basically Maleficent giving Philip the shovel talk regarding Aurora. Disclaimer: I do not own Maleficent in any way, and am not profiting from this story in any monetary means. Be warned though, this story contains spoilers from Maleficent: Mistress of Evil.

When James came over to see Tony and saw his bestfriend's new boyfriend in the kitchen... he thought it would be the perfect time to give some shovel talk. ... It could have gone better... ______________ Rating: Teen and Up Characters: James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark Pairings: Steve Rogers x Tony Stark Universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe (AU) Warnings: None

Just a lot of shovel talks. some canon, some headcanon or fanon, some crackships and some canon character and oc.

Kara invites Mon-El to sister night and Alex gives him the shovel talk.