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I have given my life to my sexy God and savior, Shrek. ππππ»
Love of my life, my husbandπ Rumpelstiltskin has helped me to build the Godly Shrine of Shrek, in which we pray everyday, ten times a day. All for Shrek the Savior.ππ»π½
Rumpelstiltskin might have my heart, but Shrek has my soul. π€ππ©ββ€οΈβπβπ¨
The Jacob triplets are my monks in the shrine and they help with cleaning and cooking delicious mudporridge to my fellow Shrekians.πππ»
Don't worry, you can still convert and see the light that Shrek brings to us! ππ₯¬ Remember to chant "All Star", our hymn, the sacred song and prayer, and I'll promise Shrek will give you smexy time in Shreklandia, our heaven! π₯ππ»ππππ½π½π½π