Shrekisloveshrekislife Stories

So cartoon pigs making piglets is too much for your Wattpad trash ... explains a lot here's ironic ai art Basically an anti-fairytale that I came up with because I thought the plot to fat princess was a little bit shallow ... makes me wonder how many people would turn away if it were a prince * dry heave* 

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this is a shitpost read at your own risk You have been warned

SUPER HOT 😝🦆🙁🍩🙁🍩🛐🍩🛐🛐🤣🆘 ⚠️ WARNING⚠️: TOO SEXY AND HOT AND DRAMATIC FOR THE BASIC HUMAN⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️🙁🙁🙁🙁🤣🤣🤣🤣 NEED TO BE DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE FROM OTHER GIRLS/BOYS/OTHER 🆘🆘🆘🆘🛐🛐🛐🛐🙁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼🤤🤤🤤🌮🌮🌮

Shrek gets up for another normal day.... or so he thinks.

Fun times with ur favorite creature thingz 😻

In another life, Shrek and Lord Farquad didn't die in that fatal car crash. They ruled Dulac in their stencheous reign, Y/N became Princess of Dulac, and they asserted dominance as a political power everywhere they went. In a nearby kingdom, Far Far Away, a revolution went on, putting Fiona and her family out of the palace, placing the Fairy revolutionaries in charge, and regime changing it to be a purist Fairy state. The Fairy God Mother died during the final battle, taking her own life for the greater good, acting as a martyr of revolutionary inspiration for her son, Prince Charming, to rule effectively. Once Duloc and Far Far Away were making civil agreements, they couldn't agree on Candy production and tarrifs regarding them, as the Fairies, aligning with the Tooth Fairy, want taxes to be placed on candy. This results in the Candy Tarrif war, and both pairs of leaders *meat* up frequently regarding agreements. READ ON as spicy love affairs between the parties reaches their respective climaxes (haha, literally).

Shrexy 😍😍😍

Shrek x Po from kung fu panda Po is hurting Shrek is dealing with divorce They cope together 🥴💔💔😳😣😓😮‍💨

My sexy sexy battle between thanos and shrek😎 shrek is love, shrek is life. I sAiD wHoEvEr ThReW tHaT pApER yO mAmA's a HoE.

A forbidden love drama and more DISCLAimer this is a joke if you are genuinely interestedinterested in reading this not as a joke uhhh 😟

Shrek Poetry

The only thing I desire, is to be accepted into all things Shrek, and save the falling fandom. (I do not own the Shrek franchise, or Shrek. I only wish I could share him with everyone.)

i just made this as a joke also follow me on tiktok username is allukas.teddybear 😀

OH YEA GIMME THAT SUCC 🍆🍆🍆🥵🥵👌👌👌😩😩🥺🤬😱😱🥶🥵👿👿👺😈😈🥴🥴🥴🤤👅👅👀

Honestly i don't even know at this point enjoy

So... Artie became king and Shrek had a mental breakdown. But then what? What happened to the teen king, who had his whole life ahead of him? What happened to the Ogre couple? What happened when the pirates showed up? Pirates?! Yes! Pirates. The Pirate Captain is well heard of in far-far away, so when they show up to the castle, Artie can't wait to finally kill them, until he tries. Then he can't.

Shrek is in theater class and he was in the verge of tears and asks the teacher to go to the bathroom but the teachers asks if he's ok he says yeah and goes to cry but then.....

literally a shrek x dog fanfic.

You accidentally stumble into Shrek's swamp. Slowly, he catches feeling for you, and you do too...