Shrekism Stories

The official bible for the Disciples of Shrek. Written by the Shrek Meme Dream Team "Another Layer of Heaven." Religion: Shrekism.

This is the Disciples of Shrek Book of Rituals, this contains rituals for Shrekism.. Obviously.. This book contains a series of rituals that can be preformed to express your love for our lord and savoir. Shrek. Amazing cover by Chase, omg tysm it's beautiful.

I'm just doing the lord's work Idea credit to Rylee

One day on your way home you see a new onion store has opened up in town after going in you meet the Lord and savior Shrek. You are taken away by his undeniable beauty. However he's still married to his slut of a wife Fiona. What will happen will he stay with his wife? Will he dump her slimey ass for you? Will you get a chance to ride donkey? These questions and MORE will be answered. Go on a shrexy adventure with shrek and a fun cast of wacky characters Starring Shrek Donkey Fiona Shreks long lost sister Shrekita Winnie the pooh Thomas the train Ronald mc Donald Naruto Jesus Christ Santa Claus Elmo Elsa Spongebob Hello kitty George Washington and a A magical talking pickle that can only say meow. This book will probably be a bestseller and adapted into a Netflix show be on the look out for it.

Start your spiritual journey, your journey for Realm 69: The Onion Realm.

This ancient book contains the origin of the Ogrelord, the universe, the Earth and much more.