Shrekissexy Stories

✨✨rating vans yk✨✨ tw: kidnapping vans smegsyness 🥵🥵🥵

you were a girl living in the fields outside of the kingdom. one day you find a swamp and decide to do some things in the swamp when ur caught by a huge sexy green ogre with intimidating eyes and sexy feet. what happens next??

Shrek and Y/N have known each other since they were really young but never got along. but as Shreks parents ask him to open up his swamp to Y/N they cant help fall in love with each other. And problems fall when his ex-girlfriend tries to get back at him ~I'm so sorry

Wtf am i doing anymore? Does god still love me? Does the water really turn the fRiGgiN fRoGs gAy? Am i secretly god? Does she really think the earth is square? Do i really think my dogs gay? this has strong language so be warned