histórias de Shrekt

"Why is everyone so scared of u shrek" "You'll find out soon" shrek said in his husky low. Voice

Snoop Dogg goes from scrublord to N05C0P3R in this epic novel about scrubs becoming pros. Anything is possible.

Want to read a thigh-bulging, suspenseful, onion-packed story about a handsome green ogre's days in high school? Well this is the story for you, Shrek must use the power of The Seven Onions of The Prophecy to defeat his foes and spread his religion to all of his unblessed children, but he has to watch out for Dr. Ludwig and a few others as they try to suck the power out of him and use it for their own gain! Will The Onion's mighty power be enough to slaughter his foes and maintain his childrens' immortality? Find out by peeling down to the last chapter and sucking the deep Onion juices of their insight!

THE LELLORDS ARE COMING AND WHO U GONNA CALL...

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shrek

Mr.Potato and his pals are going to do random crap!

Dere is a gurl named Mattie. Mattie es short. She es teased bc shortness. Then she meets Shrek. Things happen. Mattie es still short. Dat es all.

A sequel to The Most Dangerous Game, written by me for English Class. Sanger Rainsford was your average guy, and then he killed some Russian guy, and then lived in his house... but then he discovers there are far worse things on the Russian guy's island.

Do you like life? Do you like your life? Neither do I, so read this book!

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Your shrek clock began to ring and you woke up, it was your first day at the shrek academy, You're so excited for it. You changed into your sleazy schoolgirl uniform, caked on your makeup, and finally sprayed on some onion perfume to impress people. Finally you grabbed a piece of onion toast and headed towards the door. As you ran to Shrek academy, you bumped into something. You looked down, and then, you saw Farquadd and all of his ugliness, from his greasy matted raven hair to his oily, acne covered face. You also noticed he was obese, just like you ,but, he was wearing the shrek acedemy uniform!!!! As you became a slave to your thoughts, you noticed Farquadd was winking at you a heavy blush. You signed. ' great, just great' you thought to yourself " hey beautiful" Farquadd said "Hey ugly" you spat at him The male didn't get the hint. You faced palmed at this, and went along your merry way to the acedemy with Farquadd behind you.

Disclamer: I know people don't read this but I'm putting this here, I DO NOT let me repeat, DO NOT! Owe any of the things in this book besides my OCs This is a FF not a book. So don't sue me without reading this summary.

Middle school students: one of the worst horrors to ever graze this foul existence. You have the 'mlg pro' kids, the weeaboos, the ones in their scene phase, the rich white people, and me. My mother saw it before I did. It was a pretty early on discovery. Readers, you are probably sitting on the edge of your seat, frantically scratching your scalp in the question of, "What?" That, my chums, is the fact that I will never get a gf.

probs not

doug dimmadome

Four years in the making. It's finished. Here you go bitches.

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