Historias de Shrekt

Four years in the making. It's finished. Here you go bitches.

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"Why is everyone so scared of u shrek" "You'll find out soon" shrek said in his husky low. Voice

shrek is love shrek is lyfe. the sad love story of my grandfather and shrek

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Snoop Dogg goes from scrublord to N05C0P3R in this epic novel about scrubs becoming pros. Anything is possible.

Your shrek clock began to ring and you woke up, it was your first day at the shrek academy, You're so excited for it. You changed into your sleazy schoolgirl uniform, caked on your makeup, and finally sprayed on some onion perfume to impress people. Finally you grabbed a piece of onion toast and headed towards the door. As you ran to Shrek academy, you bumped into something. You looked down, and then, you saw Farquadd and all of his ugliness, from his greasy matted raven hair to his oily, acne covered face. You also noticed he was obese, just like you ,but, he was wearing the shrek acedemy uniform!!!! As you became a slave to your thoughts, you noticed Farquadd was winking at you a heavy blush. You signed. ' great, just great' you thought to yourself " hey beautiful" Farquadd said "Hey ugly" you spat at him The male didn't get the hint. You faced palmed at this, and went along your merry way to the acedemy with Farquadd behind you.

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THE LELLORDS ARE COMING AND WHO U GONNA CALL...

Shrek always wanted to be the father his father could never be. What happens when his dream is interrupted and he is kicked out of his own swamp? Will he ever get to fulfill his dream?

Disclamer: I know people don't read this but I'm putting this here, I DO NOT let me repeat, DO NOT! Owe any of the things in this book besides my OCs This is a FF not a book. So don't sue me without reading this summary.

Name the movie character Can range from any movie

Want to read a thigh-bulging, suspenseful, onion-packed story about a handsome green ogre's days in high school? Well this is the story for you, Shrek must use the power of The Seven Onions of The Prophecy to defeat his foes and spread his religion to all of his unblessed children, but he has to watch out for Dr. Ludwig and a few others as they try to suck the power out of him and use it for their own gain! Will The Onion's mighty power be enough to slaughter his foes and maintain his childrens' immortality? Find out by peeling down to the last chapter and sucking the deep Onion juices of their insight!

The Epic of Shrek is possibly the most beautiful, iconic piece of literature to grace the Earth. It tells the tale of a mighty sage from his best to his worst, as well as the constant struggle for life everlasting in a format that makes it easy to read in just a few minutes. The stanzas of the epic wield mighty insights, but to fully understand the masterful Insight of The Truly Everlasting Onion, one must read the full chapter book, The Onion's Insight, which can be found here on Wattpad.

A sequel to The Most Dangerous Game, written by me for English Class. Sanger Rainsford was your average guy, and then he killed some Russian guy, and then lived in his house... but then he discovers there are far worse things on the Russian guy's island.

Dere is a gurl named Mattie. Mattie es short. She es teased bc shortness. Then she meets Shrek. Things happen. Mattie es still short. Dat es all.

Hey all! So I bet you all have some friends that you like to weird out or scare. Well, here's my ultimate guide to that! CONTRAGULATIONS FOLKS!! ... Yes, I spelled 'congratulations' wrong on purpose.