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billyblazeit- Reads 202
- Parts 8
Want to read a thigh-bulging, suspenseful, onion-packed story about a handsome green ogre's days in high school? Well this is the story for you, Shrek must use the power of The Seven Onions of The Prophecy to defeat his foes and spread his religion to all of his unblessed children, but he has to watch out for Dr. Ludwig and a few others as they try to suck the power out of him and use it for their own gain! Will The Onion's mighty power be enough to slaughter his foes and maintain his childrens' immortality? Find out by peeling down to the last chapter and sucking the deep Onion juices of their insight!+10 more- Reads 202
awaismylord- Reads 14
- Parts 1
Middle school students: one of the worst horrors to ever graze this foul existence. You have the 'mlg pro' kids, the weeaboos, the ones in their scene phase, the rich white people, and me. My mother saw it before I did. It was a pretty early on discovery. Readers, you are probably sitting on the edge of your seat, frantically scratching your scalp in the question of, "What?" That, my chums, is the fact that I will never get a gf.- Reads 14
jackie677- Reads 59
- Parts 3
"Why is everyone so scared of u shrek" "You'll find out soon" shrek said in his husky low. Voice+1 more- Reads 59
TheDukeOfVenomania- Reads 249
- Parts 2
Your shrek clock began to ring and you woke up, it was your first day at the shrek academy, You're so excited for it. You changed into your sleazy schoolgirl uniform, caked on your makeup, and finally sprayed on some onion perfume to impress people. Finally you grabbed a piece of onion toast and headed towards the door. As you ran to Shrek academy, you bumped into something. You looked down, and then, you saw Farquadd and all of his ugliness, from his greasy matted raven hair to his oily, acne covered face. You also noticed he was obese, just like you ,but, he was wearing the shrek acedemy uniform!!!! As you became a slave to your thoughts, you noticed Farquadd was winking at you a heavy blush. You signed. ' great, just great' you thought to yourself " hey beautiful" Farquadd said "Hey ugly" you spat at him The male didn't get the hint. You faced palmed at this, and went along your merry way to the acedemy with Farquadd behind you.- Reads 249
howcat- Reads 72
- Parts 1
A sequel to The Most Dangerous Game, written by me for English Class. Sanger Rainsford was your average guy, and then he killed some Russian guy, and then lived in his house... but then he discovers there are far worse things on the Russian guy's island.+2 more- Reads 72
billyblazeit- Reads 80
- Parts 7
The Epic of Shrek is possibly the most beautiful, iconic piece of literature to grace the Earth. It tells the tale of a mighty sage from his best to his worst, as well as the constant struggle for life everlasting in a format that makes it easy to read in just a few minutes. The stanzas of the epic wield mighty insights, but to fully understand the masterful Insight of The Truly Everlasting Onion, one must read the full chapter book, The Onion's Insight, which can be found here on Wattpad.- Reads 80
ElectricCreeperz- Reads 27
- Parts 2
Snoop Dogg goes from scrublord to N05C0P3R in this epic novel about scrubs becoming pros. Anything is possible.+2 more- Reads 27
Shrekisbae05- Reads 467
- Parts 1
shrek is love shrek is lyfe. the sad love story of my grandfather and shrek- Reads 467
