Shrekxfarquad Stories

In an alternate universe where Shrek is unable to save Fiona and goes back empty handed, Lord Farquad is furious and punishes the Ogre to a public execution. While Shrek is in imprisonment Lord Farquad falls for him. Troubles arise in the kingdom... will they make it out alive?... None of these characters are mine! All credits to Dreamworks

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek's life after happily ever after hasn't been so happy. With a harrowing marriage with Fiona, and his deep feelings for Lord Farquad, how will Shrek navigate through this problem?

this is so cursed you're welcome