Shrekxjesus Stories

... 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞 they find each other... ⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊✩°｡⋆˚⁺⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊✩°｡⋆˚⁺ 𝗶𝗳 𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝘀�...

sherk doesn't know if he can trust anyone anymore after a hard breakup with brendon but then met J and everything changed but can he overcome his trust issues and let J...

jesus was doing his holy stuff like always when he suddenly saw this sexy green man that wouldnt go out of his mind anymore. That was the start of a lovestory that shoul...

Jesus is tired, tired of paradise. he wants to see Earth and one day his father isn't looking he sneaks down only to find something unexpected...Love

Lots of licking.

Man I don't even know at this point

"Shrek, this swamp, that donkey, even this onion i just manifested, they are all imperfect. Everything I've made is imperfect...except you." A love story betwe...