zuTheBaddie
A smoldering, absurd, and oddly emotional fanfic adventure where worlds collide - and so do lips. 💥💏
Join Shrek, our thicc, emotionally layered ogre king 💪🧅, and Trump the Cheeto Puff, a sentient snack with confidence issues and a killer spray tan 🍊👑, as they battle disco villains, emotionally dramatic donkeys 🐴✨, forbidden onion rituals 🧄🔥, and... unexpected puff-ogre parenthood 👶🧅.
Expect:
💅 Steamy swamp spa dates
🔥 Onion-scented passion
👀 Glowing snack babies
🎶 Donkey singing power ballads
🪩 Disco battles with tax-evading warlords
& 💞 A love story so crunchy... it might just change the snack aisle forever.
🥵🌪️ One part romance, one part chaos, 100% unhinged. 🌪️🥵
Perfect for readers who crave drama, desire, and deep-fried destiny.
(I do not own these amazing characters or Trump... lowkey, if I did, maybe SHEIN wouldn't spike in prices 😩. Love you all 💕 and btw - no smut!! I'm freaky, but not that freaky 😳. No hate to people who do though - you're all beautiful, powerful, and absolutely stunning ✨💅