Shrekxtrump Stories

shrek x trump i am a very good writer

An Unlikely Union: The Tale of Trump and Shrek" is a heartwarming story that explores the unexpected friendship between Donald Trump, the former President of the United States, and Shrek, the lovable green ogre. Set in the whimsical realm of Far Far Away, their contrasting personalities and backgrounds collide, leading to a journey of growth, understanding, and the discovery of true friendship. Together, they navigate challenges, confront an evil sorcerer, and leave a lasting legacy of an unconventional bond that transcends their differences.

donald trump needs punishment from shrek >:)) please dont bully me, lmfao this is just a joke. im sensitive 😭😭

i know trump is like horrible but i wanted to make shrump b e a u t i f u l i honestly dont know what im doing anymore that ive reached this point in life... ps. im listening to a song and she said this line so im naming this after that line

Shrek and trump meet for the first time and fall in love and some juice happens

•sorry gang im 21 now and hes back and i cannot continue• shrek and donald trump are perfect for each other, but the world doesn't seem to agree. join them as they go through the bumps of love. lmao

(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS, I'M JUST REUPLOADING THE STORY ONTO WATTPAD NOW BECAUSE THIS WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON DANK MEME AMINO, I DON'T USE AMINO ANYMORE SO I WANT TO POST IT HERE FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES) (THE FOLLOWING IS THE DESCRIPTION I WROTE WHEN I FIRST MADE THE STORY) Based off the KFC dating simulator, the harry styles fanfic 'after', yandere simulator and a dumb drawing i made when i was 11, meet donald! The new student at chinchin kirikami university! There he meets shrek who he falls madly in love with, will they get together? Will donald get that sexy ogre ass? Read to find out! RIP steve harwell 💔

Shrek x Trump 😱😱😱 WARNING: very emotional 😪🥀 (you WILL sob hysterically)

BeAuTiFuL ShReK X uGlY tRuMp

Love story between a newly divorced Shrek and Trump Non-presidential au

Omg 😨😨😨🥵🥵🥵 Trumpy poo I'm perganant 😨Shrek honey bunches 💓💓💓🍊🍊 I'm so heppy for uuuu 💓💓💓🤗🤗

Small spirited shrek-chan meets his childhood icon, The Donald trump. This destined event spirals into a passionate sparked realtionship.

A multipart story about shrek , a high schooler . Follow the (mis)adventures of shrek as he tries to get through life , but suffers from what we call "protagonist problems"

A smoldering, absurd, and oddly emotional fanfic adventure where worlds collide - and so do lips. 💥💏 Join Shrek, our thicc, emotionally layered ogre king 💪🧅, and Trump the Cheeto Puff, a sentient snack with confidence issues and a killer spray tan 🍊👑, as they battle disco villains, emotionally dramatic donkeys 🐴✨, forbidden onion rituals 🧄🔥, and... unexpected puff-ogre parenthood 👶🧅. Expect: 💅 Steamy swamp spa dates 🔥 Onion-scented passion 👀 Glowing snack babies 🎶 Donkey singing power ballads 🪩 Disco battles with tax-evading warlords & 💞 A love story so crunchy... it might just change the snack aisle forever. 🥵🌪️ One part romance, one part chaos, 100% unhinged. 🌪️🥵 Perfect for readers who crave drama, desire, and deep-fried destiny. (I do not own these amazing characters or Trump... lowkey, if I did, maybe SHEIN wouldn't spike in prices 😩. Love you all 💕 and btw - no smut!! I'm freaky, but not that freaky 😳. No hate to people who do though - you're all beautiful, powerful, and absolutely stunning ✨💅

SATIRE 100%|| © neontubby || In which a president and ogre cross pathes and love blossoms. Let's see what happens, yes? [started: 2023] [ended: ???] YES THIS IS SATIRE, PLEASE DO NOT COME AFTER MY ASS 🤡