Shrel Stories

Nikocado Avocado and Orlin get into a fight over a Cheeto. Orlin gets a little too angy and eats Nickocado's bird. Nikocado claims a divorce and Orlin goes to jail for an undisclosed amount of time. Whilst Orlin is in prison, Nikocado finds a new lover.

You and Shrek are dating and make plans to take over the entire world. But a short, little man stands between you and your love. Who will you choose? Shrek 💚 or kingdomship 👑? (freaky)

Shrek x reader I wrote this with a friend at 1 am So this will be weird but Idc Shrek is hot shrek is live shrek is love. If you dont agree with me then fuck off. If my friends or anyone that I know online or real life I have been really clear about me loving Shrek :). we have 3 energy Drinks so we are gonna be good for tonight. Idk yet if there is gonna be weird things so be warned. ART IS MADE BY ME AND MY FRIEND RO. @rorogacha26

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