Shronic Stories

Gotta go fast into that ass🥶😈🥵💦🍆💯

if anybody who knows me see this no you havent i hate myself for writing this this is a joke never associate me with this if my school sees this, i'm not a student please

When a suspicious man in a beanie steals the Fre Shavoca Do belonging to Wonder and Glitch, they vow to follow him to the ends of the earth to take back what is rightfully theirs. After teaming up with a sexy cashier, a square sponge, and a secretive man, they unwillingly fall into a path full of romance, tragedy, and adventure, as they journey to defeat this strange man and his army. Mysteries are unfolded, families are reunited, and brain cells are lost in this beautiful trainwreck that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." I have no clue what I have created. TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs is in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. They've helped me out a lot in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this book is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

Shrek is an outcast, ridiculed and bullied mercilessly by his peers just because of his appearance. Every night he cries himself to sleep, and every day he waits for his abusive mother to wake him up. His life is an endless cycle of pain and suffering, but there's one person who makes him forget all of that. His name? Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog. But he wouldn't ever stand a chance with him. Sonic was the most popular boy in their high-school, and Shrek? He was just a loser that didn't deserve the blue blur. However, his thoughts are proven to be wrong when one special thing happens on one very special day... (This whole thing is satire, just in case you didn't know.)

- ShronicIsIconic Sonic and Shrek fanfiction.

shrek x sonic is hot

someone had to do it

Shadow is a soft uwu girl y/n here btw

It had been a very long day for Sonic. He wasn't feeling so fast, but Shrek was here to fix that for his love. He had come over just so they could hang out as a couple, but when a severe blizzard traps Shrek in Sonics home... its clear the universe has other plans for the blue and green couple.

Shrek 👹👹👹

"You don't have to act so formal," he says with a smile. "I'm your friend." I'm relieved, but slightly disappointed by the word "friend." It's Christmas, and Sonic couldn't be more excited to spend it with Shrek. But could he ever tell Shrek about the butterflies swarming in his stomach, or the reason his blue palms get so sweaty when they're together? As Sonic gathers the courage to tell Shrek his feelings, he is heartbroken when he accidentally finds a startling truth about the ogre. Could the two ever truly fall in love after that?

OMG SHREK X SONIC O-O-O-OMG!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1! S-S-SHRONIK!1!!1!11!!1 🥺🥺🥺🥺 U-U-UWU (Guys this is a joke pls kill me now bury me silently throw me off a building please)

A love story between the most beautiful people in the whole entire universe

- ShronicIsIconic This book serves the purpose of showing that you and everybody, are able to show love and show strong emotion in so many strange and very different ways. This is a story about how John Doughnut met HIS one true love.

Shrek and sonic meet, a romantic love story follows.