Shrump Stories

(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS, I'M JUST REUPLOADING THE STORY ONTO WATTPAD NOW BECAUSE THIS WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON DANK MEME AMINO, I DON'T USE AMINO ANYMORE SO I WANT TO POST IT HERE FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES) (THE FOLLOWING IS THE DESCRIPTION I WROTE WHEN I FIRST MADE THE STORY) Based off the KFC dating simulator, the harry styles fanfic 'after', yandere simulator and a dumb drawing i made when i was 11, meet donald! The new student at chinchin kirikami university! There he meets shrek who he falls madly in love with, will they get together? Will donald get that sexy ogre ass? Read to find out! RIP steve harwell 💔

Donald Trump had been looking to build a swamp... Who lives there... Love of a life time

⚠ warning! there's some 18+ language, read at your own risk! ⚠ a crackfic treated somewhat seriously (?) (oneshot) a fic about how mornings usually go in the Trumps (they're married) contains: - some gen alpha slang - CRINGE. - tons of stuttering happy reading!

Shrek and Trump have recently gotten married and are now on there honey moon together in Hawaii. But Shrek notices His ex from Highschool,Obama there. What will he do ?

When Shrek catches Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton making out, he is furious! He had always had a thing for Trump, so he cant stand looking at him with someone else. He banishes Hilary from the swamps forever, and turns Donald against her...

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

beautiful donald x shrek fic. read if u like crust ogres and crusty toupees

The title means nothing. This is not about Shrek going on a noble quest. There is no way I could write something like that with out peeing myself from laughing. You ought to read this to find out what I mean. If you like it, you should be on the look out for more: I have three others like this sitting in my computer, and if you like this, I shall post them.

Yo cycle home across the Indian Ocean. Ur grl is upstrs baking maruana and eating water. She 38 turnin' 19 tomoz. Yo eat her chicn nggts then u crwl of da roove. wHats da sqr rot of plutO?2???3???

i know trump is like horrible but i wanted to make shrump b e a u t i f u l i honestly dont know what im doing anymore that ive reached this point in life... ps. im listening to a song and she said this line so im naming this after that line

Wybie is awful at expressing his feelings. Wybie's therapist suggests keeping a journal of these feelings. Felix forces Wybie to do it. What could possibly go wrong if a traumatized alien puts his darkest thoughts onto a page?

SATIRE 100%|| © neontubby || In which a president and ogre cross pathes and love blossoms. Let's see what happens, yes? [started: 2023] [ended: ???] YES THIS IS SATIRE, PLEASE DO NOT COME AFTER MY ASS 🤡

A multipart story about shrek , a high schooler . Follow the (mis)adventures of shrek as he tries to get through life , but suffers from what we call "protagonist problems"

pretty self explanatory its 1am and i want to write the story cover is the last picture i had saved this might be oneshots disclaimer! i am a lesbian and have no idea how or why boy's bodies work so bare with me.

THE VOICES MADE ME DO IT HELP ME PLEASE (ALSO I LIKE HOE I MISPELT SHREK SO IM NOT CHANGING IT)

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make you cry, because onions do that too. Highschool AU Thank you for reading. I really appreciate it. It brings me joy to see people still interacting with it after all these years. --- COVER BY ME. Please do not steal the cover (or the story, obviously). As of now this story (and cover) will not be reposted on other websites. It lives on wattpad. If I repost it I will say so on here. If you see the story somewhere else then please message me or comment. Inconsistent updates but I will not abandon this story. I do absolutely no planning in advance for this story and now write at a pace of maybe one chapter a year so if I forget a plot point it's probably just gone. The first chapter was written at 2am with an ex-friend back in 2016 and I have continued the story ever since. I hate myself for writing this. My friends hate me for writing this. Started this November 19th 2016