Silly Stories

Callista Black never fit. She carved space for herself anyway, unbothered by the symmetry she ruined. She didn't care who loved her, or who didn't. She loved them all anyway. Loudly. Shamelessly. Confidently. She's the kind of person you would want gone and miss the loudest when they aren't around. Not quite a ball of sunshine. But undeniably a stubborn, aggressively affectionate, moody, and catastrophically clumsy form of entertainment. Callista Black: Daughter of Regulus Black. Tongue of Sirius Black. And a heart that, unfortunately, doesn't know when to stay out of trouble. Including a certain dragon tamer. *cough* Charlie you handsome man *cough* Life was fine, normal even, if you were merciful. Until Sirius Black broke out of prison. Everyone thought it was vengeance. Callista wondered if it was loneliness. The one where Sirius Black meets his niece. "Two Broken Misfits, broken just enough to fit right." [Charlie Weasley × Hufflepuff OC] Because - Dragons, muscles, questionable decisions and whatnot. *Slowburn, btw. _______ The Harry Potter universe belongs to J. K. Rowling. Callista Black is mine. This story is written for fun, so you might as well enjoy it. _______ 1st May, 2026: somehow hit #1 in a few tags (remuslupin, charlieweasley, billweasley?? yeah I don't get it either)

∆[ 🗣️ ‼️ ×]∆ ----- STATUS: ONGOING (MONTHLY UPDATES) ----- 𝘈 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳. 𝘐𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? 𝙅𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙎𝙠𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙡 (𝙖𝙠𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧) 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙊𝙠𝙝𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝘾𝙞𝙩𝙮. 𝙊𝙠𝙝𝙡𝙖𝙮? 𝘼𝙢 𝙄 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩? 𝘛𝘩𝘦y'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵- 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘶𝘯𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘵 ... 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘖𝘙𝘌 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴! . . . [🐿‼️] - " No, I don't think that last part's happening." 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘮𝘦 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘥. ( This story is a mix of both the movie events and the book. Most of the art is based off of the books while some of the events that happen are based off the movie. ) ⚠️ [THE DOG MAN SERIES DOES NOT BELONG TO ME! IT BELONGS TO (the amazing) DAV PILKEY.] ⚠️

This book isn't meant to be taken seriously-just some art i've made on ACFTYD and other places. :D THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SEE MY ART WHEN I POST IT ON LINKS OR SOMETHING. Will also be adding art (with permission ofc) to others who have decided to give gifts to me :D don't mind rain on the cover

my children are very cool, but I have too many of them and I want to show you my children. so here! Have THIS book! fanart of these goobers are greatly appreciated

( Oneshot )~human au Nyan "Poptart" cat and Tac Nyan "Waffle" are hanging out in the park one evening. find out what happens next! :D ( Human version names: Poptart & Waffle ) ( Poptart is a girl, Waffle is a boy ) enjoy! 🌈

A comedic pirate adventure full of puzzles and absurd logic. The Last Excuse is a pirate schooner that sails from one disaster to the next - and only one person on board knows what he's doing. Weakling Steve, fresh out of middle school, never planned to become the brains of a pirate crew, but storms, sharks, and treasure hunts don't wait. With a philosophical cat, a parrot who argues like a lawyer, and a ship full of spectacularly incompetent pirates, every voyage turns into a new adventure. Hidden inside each chaotic chapter is a puzzle - if you can spot the clues.

Basically the same for HIUTCLT past memories but this time in 2023-2025 (aka volume 1)

12 stupid objects, one prize, full of ultimate destiny .... This book's posting is EXTREMELY all over the place so uh yeah....also canonically all the challenges are two weeks apart so yeah-

The Hashira spend a celebratory night at an inn. A chaotic night filled with drunken antics, spontaneous singing, and inescapable affection! Cover art by YAGNE1236 https://x.com/YAGNE1236

Story takes place in early 2000 After working for years at her local daycare. Lola was fired for an accident that wasn't her fault. Desperate Lola quickly starts looking for a new job, as all of her bills were due. One day while she was out in her local town looking for a new job. Lola bumped into a strange masked man. Lola quickly apologized to the masked man. And thats when the masked man noticed the application papers in her hands and offered her a job. Desperate in need of a job, Lola quickly accepted the masked mans offer. He handed Lola some paperwork and told her that they would be in touch about the jobs. Days go by and no response, until one day she got a letter from the company saying she got the job at Sunny And Friends Palace Of Fun. Written by Mrs_Momo_Bunny

This is cause the old one is filled with old terrible are lmao

Memes about T1 diabetes, since I don't see too many things about it on here!

Benjamin and Elliot Gavrin would be the last people to say they had the hardest lives in the history of the world, after all, living in rural-suburb Litchfield with both their parents Arthur and Jeonga, and having their schoolmates, friends like Mickey Mouse, Mater, Adam Lyon, the Kids Next Door organization, Elliot's robotic droid Robo Robotic, and Ben's crush and Robo's friend Caitriona Rossi, keep them company, doesn't make for the most difficult life ever. That doesn't make it problemless unfortunately, scams from the Eds, supervillains, Carnotaurus attacks, the Delinquent Road Hazard gang, and the disagreements between their friends and family, and each other, certainly make it hard to have a problemless life! Join them as they navigate through these. See if the Eds will ever get money and/or jawbreakers. And find out if Ben will successful in his pursuit of Caitriona. So hop on board for a wild ride!

Hey, wsg! This is my first ever fanfic, sorry if the story isn't great and if you have to wait for a really long time for a new chapter!!

a silly friend group doing silly things

What if you went to couples' therapy with a complete stranger? --- || ROM COM KIM TAEHYUNG X READER || --- Y/n wanted entertainment. Taehyung just happened to walk by at the wrong moment. Y/n is chaos in human form. Taehyung, on the other hand, loves schedules, deadlines, and not a hair out of place. The two were never meant to meet, and they definitely shouldn't be sitting on a therapist's couch together, but Y/n gives Taehyung an offer he can't refuse. And, admittedly, the old high school rebel in him is piqued by her ideas. Y/n has always wanted to go to couples' therapy to see what it's like. The problem? You have to be in a relationship to do that... or do you? That's where Taehyung comes in. The two begin their "therapy," and it's a test to see how long the therapist can go until they notice Taehyung and Y/n are complete strangers. But what starts as an expensive prank becomes fake arguments reality shows would bend over backwards for, imaginary anniversaries they somehow end up celebrating for real, and a therapist who thinks they're making "real progress." But is it real? Or is it fake? Because the truth is, pretending to be in love was easy. Admitting they might actually be? That's where the true reality TV begins. --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.

When Kiyoshi Hishikawa arrives in Japan from Canada, he plans to keep his head down and his heart guarded. Quiet, distant, and seemingly untouchable, he moves through school like a shadow. Until he meets with Sora Kichiro, a boy who shines too brightly to ignore. Sora is everything Kiyoshi is not - Amnimverted, endlessly friendly, loud in laughter and careless joy. Where Kiyoshi keeps walls, Sora leaves doors wide open. Against all odds, the two become inseparable But beneath Sora's easy smiles and boundless energy lies something carefully hidden. Something that doesn't show in his jokes, or his warmth, or the way he pulls Kiyoshi back into the world when he drifts too far away. ☆🌌🐈‍⬛☀️🥟🐚🎨

Many things were meant to be kept away from the sources of eye watchers. Those who know what lies beneath the surface, shall face the consequences of their curiosity. While others find the investigation intriguing, some may live their lives normally without interfering with the crossfire. What matters is how people manage to maintain their lifestyle and what they do throughout the days. One night, the truth will glow in light for the others to witness what its purpose is. Even if it wasn't intended to be. ------------ ❇️This book goes in chronological order + Its also somewhat an interactive storyline since you can make the choice which parts to read for an ending in different perspective (each chapter takes place in a different perspective which can lead to an ending if read further) ⚠️This book is content heavy and word heavy!! Make sure to follow the rules of the story before officially starting to read HIUTCLT ⚠️People with short attention span NOT recommended since chapters are often lengthy and there are barely any chapters that are below 10-20 minutes im sorry ------------ Information about the cast can be read in here (it's a wip it's not done) or here https://unvale.io/world/2d5b0f06-945b-402d-8924-f5b00924a431 I moved all of my unfinished writings from unvale to here. You can see it to learn more about the character itself without having to interpret what they are within the story, unvale there is to store my character in the series and getting to know about the more without having to mischaracterize them. They are all of my ocs I created and this here alone is a solo project. More things can be found in the rules ---- Acronym can be HIUTCLT sure why not sometimes I don't say the full thing I'm too lazy to type that

𓏵‧₊˚ ┊❝ᴬˡˡ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵏⁱᵈˢ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃᶠᶠˡᵘᵉⁿᶻᵃ ᴳᵒⁱⁿ' ʷʳᵉᶜᵏⁱⁿ' ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ'ˢ ᴮᵉⁿᶻ, ᵃʰ ᶜʳʸˢᵗᵃˡ ˡⁱqᵘᵒʳ ᶜᵘᵖˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉˢⁱᵍⁿᵉʳ ᵈʳᵘᵍˢ, ᵒʰ, ᵒʰ❞ ʚ❤︎ɞ ☆ ⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔ ♡

{ʀᴇᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ!} 𝙰 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎, 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍... 𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍: "𝙾𝚑 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠? 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚠." 𝙼𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛, 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, "𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳." {An Smc x F! reader book} ✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧ Long time ago, after saving the Faerie Kingdom alongside with White Lily, Pure Vanilla and his friends... he's still back. ready for more. but this time... his friends decided to bring his cousin, C/f! C/f is a gardener. she's the keeper of the lavender garden. once you've joined them, you feel like something's watching you... 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠. ✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧ this time, C/f's a female, sorry, I had to make it female because of my religion- {Note: crk doesn't belong to me, it belongs to Devsisters}