Sillyfic Histoires

enjoy these i guess :) dont like scream at me if you disagree lol, also not at all close to canon :hearteyes:

Hello! This is a collection of Everlark/Peeniss fanfics that are really poorly written and not finished! (I know, great hook.) However, they're so funny that I just couldn't bring myself to discard them forever. So please, don't be afraid to lovably make fun of these-I know I did. Don't take them seriously, I made them with the intent of being as silly and fake good as possible. You're probably so hooked by now-Enjoy!

This is a total sillyfic in which I ship Whirlpool with a broom. Enjoy.

Rui Hoshino woke up suddenly one day confused on his surrondings and who he was with. It's like he couldn't remember anything at all. Not his family, his friends, or even his boyfriend! It's up to Ichika and the rest of the important people in his life to restore his memory.

COVER BY MY LOVELY MOOT EMILIO!!! OR @clown_lo0ver ON INSTA!!! WANRKBG WARNING!! THERE IS SMUT IN THIS FIC!!! THEY FUCK HARD IN CHAPTER 5!!! Ps: Chapters take me a while due to school, loss of motivation, and if I don't have time:(

What happens when a suicidal girl (who is you) ends up in a deathly game? Will she give up immediately, or will she try to have some fun first? idfk read to find out ig

This idea appeared in my mind during a very violent air hockey game (I flung the lil red disc off the table, it hit one of those lil kiddie rides and flung outside, it as so funny-) but yh, dont ask the resemblance between the things bc idfk myself it js appeared in my head and i thought 'THATS PERFECT' ALSO LUNA&SUN ARE NOT IN THIS BOOK BC THE TITLE SAYS 'PLANETS' !!!Warning for vulgar language!!! ANYWAYS, REAL DESC HERE: The planets were just minding their business, but then a black hole looking thing appeared and sucked them into it, leaving the moons and sun stunned as the black hole looking thing shrunk and disappeared, taking the planets with it. "uh..." Luna stared at where Earth previously was, "should we be worried?" The black hole re-appeared, spitting out a note before leaving again. Luna looked at the note and sighed before reading it aloud, "Just came to borrow them for a while, they'll be back before you know it, signed W." Sun shook his head, "As long as they're brought back."