Simonpegg Stories

The concept that inspired a fake movie that many believed to be real upon seeing its posters on Reddit, Me and My Waifu follows Tom (Simon Pegg), a 40-something loser who's been a hardcore weeaboo since childhood. One night, he decides to binge-watch a slice-of-life anime before putting an end to his otaku lifestyle under the advice of his friend Peter (Nick Frost). But when a blackout occurs and Tom accidentally injures himself--and his television--while attempting to navigate himself through the dark, he wakes up the next day to find the anime's protagonist, a young dandere schoolgirl named Yumiko (Erica Mendez), has come to life as his roommate. Now, Tom and Peter must assist Yumiko through the ups and downs of the real world, as Tom begins to find friendship in her--and the line between his otaku life and personal life begins to blur along the way. Directed by Makoto Shinkai (Weathering with You, Your Name) and executive produced by Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Baby Driver), Me and My Waifu also stars J.K. Simmons (Whiplash, the Spider-Man trilogy) as Tom's therapist Francis, Erika Harlacher (Hunter x Hunter, Persona 5) as a fictionalized version of herself that Tom and Peter attempt to seek help from, Xanthe Huynh (Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Persona 5) as the voice of Yumiko's best friend Chiemi, Rosamund Pike (Gone Girl) as Tom's ex-girlfriend Sarah, Paul Rudd (Ant-Man) as Tom's douchebag officemate Walter, and Taika Waititi (Thor: Ragnarok, Jojo Rabbit) as Tom's boss Michael. Lucien Dodge, Faye Mata, Xander Mobus, Cassandra Lee Morris, Laura Post and Cristina Vee also make voice cameos in the film.

Nick Frost is on set on the day of his 45th birthday. How would his beloved husband surprise him?

Laugh out loud as you read the calamities and hilarious disasters each step of the way, four girls, let loose in the depths of Essex in the UK, one disaster to another, be prepared to laugh your way through this 8 chapter complete story packed to the brim with craziness and hilarious antics to entertain. I currently am beginning to edit for the third time. This was one of my first efforts and am revisiting. I want to thank everybody on Wattpad for being amazingly supportive on my first steps to realising my dream of becoming a writer. Don't forget to comment and vote...as that helps my story become more available to other readers. Edit 2 - July 2016 No part of this may be reproduced or transmitted in any forms or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without permission by the author.

After Ethan's mission is interrupted by a mysterious woman he can't get her out of his head. But his life suddenly changes forever, will he ever get back to normal? Or will he live in pain forever?

After the events of the worlds black out, which was caused by five British mates doing a golden mile in Newton Haven. Gary King, is back on the horse, he's out on an epic quest, to have a tap of water at the last pubs left in the world, alongside the blank replica's of his highschool friends. Only problem is that the world is full of bloodthirsty rage heads, and blanks. He may need to call upon his old mates, Andy, and Steve, maybe even Sam or Basil. One thing is for sure, the apocalypse is gonna be a hell of a lot worse sober, let's BooBoo! ______________________________________________________ HELLO, THIS IS A FANFICTION OF THE MOVIE THE WORLDS END! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!! AND THIS WILL CONTAIN HUGE MOVIE SPOILERS!!! AND OFC I DONT OWN THE MOVIE, CHARACTERS, AND OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ACTORS NOR DO I OWN THE COVER!!!!

"How old are you?" Bones asked. "17 sir." Pavel replied happily. Bones' eyes widened and said "oh, oh good he's 17." "She's 17 too!" Pavel said, motioning towards me. I blushed and said "he's correct. If we hide behind Saturn's rings Nero won't find us." I looked at Pavel and he looked at me. We both blushed and looked down. A story in which a girl falls for the curly haired Pavel Chekov. Zaylee Bloom is one of the smartest in her class. Except for one boy. Pavel Chekov. They drift away when they're assigned to Starships, not knowing they're both assigned to the Enterprise. When they fall for each other how will this work out? This is a Pavel x Reader story For the lovely Anton Yelchin who I miss dearly

~UPDATES EVERY THURSDAY~ ⚠️INCLUDES SPOILERS FOR MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE ― FALLOUT!⚠️ ❝During the Cold War, there was a theory. One agent, in the right place, at the right time... with the right skills... could be more effective than an army. The thing about war? I hear it never ends.❞ Three months after John Lark tried to infect 1/3 of the world with smallpox along with Solomon Lane, Ethan Hunt and the IMF thought that they could finally relax and enjoy the peace they have brought to everyone in the world, or so they thought. A new threat rises to their challenge. To be more specific, a rogue agent. No one really knows who he associates with, or who he really is. All they know is his Alias: Bruce Walter. Will they stop him from his objectives? Will they find out who really he is? And if they find out who he is, who would take their biggest toll? Change in Mission: Impossible ― Fallout's end: Solomon Lane escaped and is now in hiding.

Life was never easy for them and I will show they're lives you thought your was hard .but they have to kill for it to come true

Sergeant Amber Chamberlin: an exceptional young female officer battling it out on the fields of Britain's most notorious crime hotspots, as well as establishing an effectiveness and popularity among her local community in the suburbs of Hammersmith, London. But Amber's world is about to come crashing down around her as the resolution of a bar fight at her local pub turns nasty, and she is left fighting for her life. A transfer to a small village in Gloucestershire becomes eminent, and the lack of crime in her surroundings proving too much for this young Sergeant. However, her feelings towards the village change when she meets her strangely attractive, work orientated boss, Chief Inspector Nicholas Angel and his oafish wing man, Sergeant Danny Butterman. Follow Amber on her journey through a crime less village, and her hopeless infatuation with a man more devoted to his Japanese Peace Lily then meeting a woman to fill the space in his heart.

💥REQUESTS OPEN💥 A collection of Star Trek Imagines! There is not a lot right now, but with more requests come more Imagines! -The first few have been moved from my Multi-Fandom imagine book, and are now here -Edits/revisions will be happening around the New Year

Okay so hear me out. This man would be the BEST Doctor ever. I'm just putting the idea out here, but HE IS SO FINE LAWD

You are Y/N, Eds sister, Also known as shuans best friend. while a casual normal day in life slowly crashes down to hell as the undead appear...

Multiple preferences and oneshots for different fandoms.

Where you can meet the crew and apply to Starfleet.

You can't trust anybody these days, that's what they tell us. They tell us that the IMF are trouble; but, then again, aren't we all? Stuck in rut, hoping our darkest fears won't bubble to the surface. In all my years, I never expected my life to take such a drastic turn; then again, life is such a wicked game and only the brave can play. (Set during Ghost Protocol: Ethan Hunt/OC)

Based on the Star Trek Universe from the movies Star Trek (2009), Star Trek: Into Darkness and Star Trek Beyond. Pairings will be mostly Spock, Bones & Jim x reader.

Simon Pegg woke up next to the love of his life on his 47th birthday. What present would Simon receive?

Laugh. Cry. Cringe. It's all good. Billie Joe Armstrong is a bad singer. He's also a loving husband and father and the front man to Green Day as well. And he's also an apparently evil mastermind seeking world domination, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Shela and Danielle are best friends who have set out with Shela's longtime boyfriend, Johnny Knoxville, to see a cringe-worthy Green Day concert and happen to get a little bit more than they bargained for when they bought tickets. Watch their journey unfold for better or worse (AN: Its definitely worse, trust me) as the trio encounter new romance, androids, betrayal, and downright evil itself as it belts out its pitifully off-key ballad in the highest of pitches! *AN: I lightheartedly wrote this when I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL so here it is in all its unabridged and unedited (mostly) glory! Please forgive me in advance and try not to take any of this hot mess too seriously, friendly readers.*

3 years after the little incident in Sandford, the village was going strong. The police service were thriving, and both Nicholas Angel and Danny Butterman were getting on with their lives. Until there was a new threat to the seemingly perfect place. A dead body is found in the model village, Danny is kidnapped, Wainwright and Cartwright are at breaking point, and Nicholas is falling for a new female officer in Sandford....Plz comment and leave feedback, I'll update as much as I can x