Simonpegg Stories

Public ice. Private fire. And a dangerous game played behind closed doors. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, 1890. Phineas Nigellus Black is a man imprisoned by his own throne. To the wizarding world, he is the formidable, haughty, and thoroughly disliked Headmaster of Hogwarts-a patriarch bound by the suffocating weight of pureblood lineage and aristocratic duty. He expects absolute submission from his staff and total order within his walls. He wears his cold, unyielding arrogance like armor, determined to rule his castle alone. Until she shatters the script. When a brilliant, fierce new Deputy is appointed to handle the castle's mounting administrative headaches, Phineas meets his match. She refuses to flinch at his sharp sneers or bow to his tyrannical decrees. Seeing through his defensive walls to the brilliant, isolated scholar underneath, she challenges his intellect and matches his cutting wit at every turn. What begins as a tense professional rivalry sparks into something far more dangerous when Phineas issues a strict administrative mandate: every evening, at precisely six o'clock, she must report to his office. Behind the heavy, locked oak doors of the Headmaster's tower, the rigid protocols of Victorian society completely melt away. In the warm, golden glow of the green hearth fire, their intellectual clashing bleeds into a breathless, unyielding passion. By day, they play a ruthless game of public distance and icy professionalism before the watchful eyes of the Board of Governors and suspicious faculty. By night, they forge an intense, secret partnership of velvet, stolen glances, and midnight compromises.

After the events of the worlds black out, which was caused by five British mates doing a golden mile in Newton Haven. Gary King, is back on the horse, he's out on an epic quest, to have a tap of water at the last pubs left in the world, alongside the blank replica's of his highschool friends. Only problem is that the world is full of bloodthirsty rage heads, and blanks. He may need to call upon his old mates, Andy, and Steve, maybe even Sam or Basil. One thing is for sure, the apocalypse is gonna be a hell of a lot worse sober, let's BooBoo! ______________________________________________________ HELLO, THIS IS A FANFICTION OF THE MOVIE THE WORLDS END! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!! AND THIS WILL CONTAIN HUGE MOVIE SPOILERS!!! AND OFC I DONT OWN THE MOVIE, CHARACTERS, AND OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ACTORS NOR DO I OWN THE COVER!!!!

Some things I keep thinking about.

Ilsa has been suffering for months after a particularly haunting mission in America. She keeps having dreams about the horrible events and Ethan wants to help her, but does he know how? + Quite soppy and soft, was in my feelings writing this haha. I guess a slight trigger warning if people don't like a lotnof crying (it's really not bad). thanks for reading <3

There was a fly in class, banging against the window, again and again, so Doris had asked if she could get up to let it out. He said no, and at the end of the lesson the fly was dead. Doris says that accidents, collisions, happen, and the fly bangs against the window.

Multiple preferences and oneshots for different fandoms.

Sergeant Amber Chamberlin: an exceptional young female officer battling it out on the fields of Britain's most notorious crime hotspots, as well as establishing an effectiveness and popularity among her local community in the suburbs of Hammersmith, London. But Amber's world is about to come crashing down around her as the resolution of a bar fight at her local pub turns nasty, and she is left fighting for her life. A transfer to a small village in Gloucestershire becomes eminent, and the lack of crime in her surroundings proving too much for this young Sergeant. However, her feelings towards the village change when she meets her strangely attractive, work orientated boss, Chief Inspector Nicholas Angel and his oafish wing man, Sergeant Danny Butterman. Follow Amber on her journey through a crime less village, and her hopeless infatuation with a man more devoted to his Japanese Peace Lily then meeting a woman to fill the space in his heart.

Laugh out loud as you read the calamities and hilarious disasters each step of the way, four girls, let loose in the depths of Essex in the UK, one disaster to another, be prepared to laugh your way through this 8 chapter complete story packed to the brim with craziness and hilarious antics to entertain. I currently am beginning to edit for the third time. This was one of my first efforts and am revisiting. I want to thank everybody on Wattpad for being amazingly supportive on my first steps to realising my dream of becoming a writer. Don't forget to comment and vote...as that helps my story become more available to other readers. Edit 2 - July 2016 No part of this may be reproduced or transmitted in any forms or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without permission by the author.

"How old are you?" Bones asked. "17 sir." Pavel replied happily. Bones' eyes widened and said "oh, oh good he's 17." "She's 17 too!" Pavel said, motioning towards me. I blushed and said "he's correct. If we hide behind Saturn's rings Nero won't find us." I looked at Pavel and he looked at me. We both blushed and looked down. A story in which a girl falls for the curly haired Pavel Chekov. Zaylee Bloom is one of the smartest in her class. Except for one boy. Pavel Chekov. They drift away when they're assigned to Starships, not knowing they're both assigned to the Enterprise. When they fall for each other how will this work out? This is a Pavel x Reader story For the lovely Anton Yelchin who I miss dearly

Some stories about my favourite character from Star Trek TOS! Scotty!! Well, him and Bones are both equally my faves! I can't decide which ones better lol 😂 anyways this is my second Star Trek fanfic, so I hope it's good!

17 year old Catherine Green is a top secret agent working for the government. A specific case causes her to travel through time and space and land aboard the USS Enterprise where she must try to get home. She will make new friends and stronger enemies , even find love, still carrying the hope of returning to the 21st century. Will she be able to help the Enterprise on its 5 year voyage? Will she ever be able to return home?

Coming from a long line of directors and movie producers, it is no surprise when Billie Clyde starts to follow the same path. It starts off small, with little jobs as the coffee fetcher on tight budget films, but after a few years, she gets a job as the assistant director for the new Star Trek movie alongside her family friend Jeffery Jones Abrams. Billie is thrilled, and bounces right into the job, eager to prove to her elders that she deserves to be there. But of course, there's going to be bumps in the road, no matter how many times you call the road pavers to come fix them up. And one of those bumps happens to have a name, and a famous career behind it. ~ cover cred to @whovian3135

Life was never easy for them and I will show they're lives you thought your was hard .but they have to kill for it to come true

Eve was the only girl in Gary Kings gang and that didn't matter as she was the one that sensed the adventure.

💥REQUESTS OPEN💥 A collection of Star Trek Imagines! There is not a lot right now, but with more requests come more Imagines! -The first few have been moved from my Multi-Fandom imagine book, and are now here -Edits/revisions will be happening around the New Year

A collection of Mission Impossible Imagines; Some are of the characters and some are of their actors. Requests are welcome! :)

Simon Pegg woke up next to the love of his life on his 47th birthday. What present would Simon receive?

Laugh. Cry. Cringe. It's all good. Billie Joe Armstrong is a bad singer. He's also a loving husband and father and the front man to Green Day as well. And he's also an apparently evil mastermind seeking world domination, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Shela and Danielle are best friends who have set out with Shela's longtime boyfriend, Johnny Knoxville, to see a cringe-worthy Green Day concert and happen to get a little bit more than they bargained for when they bought tickets. Watch their journey unfold for better or worse (AN: Its definitely worse, trust me) as the trio encounter new romance, androids, betrayal, and downright evil itself as it belts out its pitifully off-key ballad in the highest of pitches! *AN: I lightheartedly wrote this when I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL so here it is in all its unabridged and unedited (mostly) glory! Please forgive me in advance and try not to take any of this hot mess too seriously, friendly readers.*