Simonskinner Stories

Ever wondered what cats are dreaming about? If you are, go somewhere else, because this cat isn't like other cats. Nelson Meem from the Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures Collection has dreams of the most random and weird things you'll ever hear about. From using a green wii remote to transform into Hothead from Ben 10 to flying a pirate ship to his in-dream ex wife's island to retrieve a black thinking cap whilst, at the same time, trying to save his relationship with his in-dream kids! Nelson has no limits to what his dreams will achieve. Curious? Then read Nelson the Cat and his DANK Dreams! This book comes after the Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3!

(COMPLETED STORY) Join the two best animal-based series on an adventure to save the world! Seven talking animals, a convention obsessed geek, an awkward roommate, and a fairy godmother try to stop an evil witch named Sam Witch from taking over the world with her giant Superior Being! Just like the last crossover, this sequel will include all main characters from their latest books, and now that there are more books in their series, more characters are starring in this book! Patrisha the fairy godmother from Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures and newly introduced, Pamela from Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2! We also have newly introduced, Aspen the Great Pyrenees from Detective Pin: The Dark Mix (Detective Pin Book 3)! That makes 11 round characters! I hope you're ready to meet, or better get to know, the gang! This is going to be a very bumpy ride! Introducing, Detective Pin + Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2: The Superior Being! This book takes place AFTER Detective Pin: The Dark Mix and AFTER Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2!

(COMPLETED STORY) Welcome to the very first Detective Pin and Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures crossover! In this Christmas Special, Nelson, (from Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures) Kityan, and Tobuscus (from Detective Pin) try to reunite on the quest to meet their long-lost sibling(s). They also find one of their most "closest" friend to be not what he appeared to be. Will Nelson, Kityan, and Tobuscus find each other in time for Christmas, and will the gang solve the Unsolved Mystery? Find out by reading, Detective Pin + Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures: The Unsolved Mystery of the Meems!!! This book takes place AFTER Detective Pin: The Orb of Life and AFTER Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures: Twin Power Part III (Story #12) Enjoy the book!

(COMPLETED STORY) Shae and his best friend, Jeff, try to find a lost dog to pay for a car rental they want to use to propose to their crushes for Prom! "What if we propose with McDonald's fries?" Shae suggested, licking the salt off his fingers after finishing his third serving of fries. "I'll do you one better. We. Buy. Thirty. Wait for it..... Kittens!" Jeff suggested. "Buy kittens? What for?" "To put in a tiny picnic basket, you idiot. That's basic girl stuff!" "I don't know Jeff, where would we even buy thirty kittens?" Shae asked, throwing a nearby bouncy ball against the wall. "Ow! Shae watch where you're throwing that thing!" "Sorry bro, it was an accident." "Whatever. I saw this ad in a magazine-" "What a minute," Shae interrupted, "a magazine. You know nobody reads those anymore, right?" Shae started to laugh. "Whatever Shae, let me get to the point!"

Read the random collection of my short stories. They're all different, so anyone can find joy in reading at least one. So sit down and read a story.

Nelson's fourth installment is chuck full with 16 EVEN DANKER ADVENTURES! Featuring the whole main cast back for more fun! Not only are there even more hilarious adventures but even more characters such as new regular! Go revisit all of Razville and meet everything new in Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 4!

*#1 on childrensbooks 7/30/18* *#16 on Sequal 7/29/18* *#15 on Dankmemes 7/29/18* (COMPLETED STORY) Join Nelson and company in the sequel of the century! In this sequel, you will see new and familiar faces, including Nelson and Jaiden's new roommate.... Razville is waiting for you, so buckle up for a trip to the most DANK place on Earth! Introducing, Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2!

(COMPLETED STORY) Join Pin and friends, as they go on another adventure to retrieve the orb of life in order to save Animalia from losing its nature and color. This and more is about to unfold, so buckle up for another amazing adventure in Detective Pin: The Orb of Life!

Introducing, Nelson the Cat and his DANK COLLECTION! A book that features all Nelson and friend's adventures and dreams! In celebration of Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures (Original) one year anniversary, I have created the three volumes of Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures into one single book! Not only that! I have also added Nelson the Cat and his DANK Dreams into this DANK, smooth, leathery book! Over 50 stories to enjoy! This book will not only feature every story and dream ever written of Nelson the Cat, but it will feature exclusive stories and specials that have never breathed into another book! Also, since I am still working on Nelson the Cat and his DANK Dreams, every dream that is uploaded to the individual book will also be uploaded to this collection! Enjoy! Books featured: - Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures - Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 2 - Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3 - (NEW) Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 4 - Nelson the Cat and his DANK Dreams New Featured Exclusive Stories: EXCLUSIVE Story #1: The Thanksgiving EXCLUSIVE Story #2: The Video Game - Part I (NEW) EXCLUSIVE Story #3: The Video Game - Part II

*#5 on childrensbook 9/8/18* (COMPLETED STORY) Nelson and company are back at it again with 16 MORE DANK adventures to enjoy! With these new stories, Nelson will discover new friends and enemies, some stories even life-changing! Find out what Nelson does next in Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3!

(COMPLETED STORY) Meet Nelson Meem. He lives in an apartment with his convention obsessed owner, Jaiden. Nelson goes on many DANK adventures from getting a meme trap off his yard, to go on a quest to find a legendary, golden, gorilla leg. He loves memes and humorous stuff, so get ready for the funniest book on Wattpad! Introducing, Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures!