Истории Sirbilliam

The paper was old and torn at the corners. Painted in the center was a pig hybrid and the words: "Wanted Dead or Alive." The pig hybrid wore rather fancy clothes with a masquerade mask colored black and gold. Written in a fine text at the bottom of the page was a description of the crime. "Wanted for the kidnapping of [REDACTED] the orphan." -- or Sheriff Thompson is oblivious to the fact that his kid is the bartender -- If CCs find this and want it removed, it will be. Originally posted on AO3.

You finally find Sir Billiam under rather strange circumstances. ••• This is a one shot! ••• Listen to the song listed for a more realistic experience!! ••• Sir Billiam ( Technoblade) x female reader

❝ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬 𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔶 𝔏𝔞𝔡𝔶, 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢.❞ ❝𝔑𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔟𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔓𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔠𝔨.❞ ❝𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔫?❞ ❝𝔑𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔐𝔲𝔪𝔭𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔲𝔰.❞ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 𝕽𝖞𝖑𝖞𝖓𝖓 𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖙𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖓𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖒'𝖘 𝖋𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘. 𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕽𝖞𝖑𝖞𝖓𝖓 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖘 𝖙𝖔 𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖒'𝖘 𝖊𝖞𝖊, 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖞 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗? 𝖂𝖍𝖔 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖘. 𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖑, 𝕴 𝖉𝖔.

Thank you @abitch on discord for the name suggestion Hubert came from a poor family of farmer, his parents weren't the best people. Greedy, selfish and entitled, So naturally when they heard that the richest family in town is looking for a servant for their son, sir Billiam the third they would sell Hubert to them. Sir Billiam was brought up to hate poor people so when he found out that his new servant was a peasant who was from a poor family he hated him and demanded that he be sent back. Would love blossom over the years? Or would Sir Billiam miss out on an opportunity of a lifetime? Find out in this story! They are all humans in this story :]

The Masquerade one-shots from Tales of the SMP. ( again cover art is not mine, please inform me if you know who made it) I'm fine with requests, ask if you want one. Usually aren't shipping, but I can do them if it is a request. (I won't do any shipping with Ranbutler, as the person who plays him is a minor, or anyone who's uncomfortable with it. Platonic stuff is good though)

When Techno and Ranbutler suddenly get teleported to a room, will Techno try kill Ranbutler or try help him? How will Techno help him if the only way they meet is in a room? Here is a book about Ranbutler and Techno meeting and making friends, Techno is a different person when he meets Ranbutler to when he meets other people. Techno actually likes Ranbutler. Will Ranbutler finally escape the grasp of Sir Billiam? I hope you enjoy this story :)

When Ranboo wakes up in an unfamiliar place with no idea how he got there, what will he do? And why do these guys look so much like him and Technoblade? Crossposted on Ao3 cover by @teepot_ on twitter https://twitter.com/teepot_/status/1357495550958915584?s=19

-The world is grey- "I can see the stars, it hasn't rained in months. Why is the sky grey?"

sir billiam is a crazy rich man who is a follower of the egg and ranbutler is his servant and both of them gave their life for the egg and are soon reincarnated hundred years later to soon meet again but not lovers just friends. !!art not mine!! _____________ "sir what do we do now the egg is almost at its peak?" "don't worry about that butler now C'mon are time with the egg is up I will miss this amazing time I had with you..." "sir...are we really gonna do this? please billiam we can leave it. live a life please let's just walk away. as much as I love the egg I wanna live are life together at its peak..." "butler it was bound to happen at some point. this was are destiny. now C'mon we can't live forever." "billiam please I love you... we can still walk away." "don't worry my love.... we'll meet again in another less ugly world where we can live a life together at its peak." billiam said while hugging ranbutler "just keep smiling through just like you always do...." ".......billiam?....."

I don't care if it's 2024 bitch let me do my thing🗣️🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥💯💯‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏 (I'm only here to point stuff out)

So this is the first time I've ever written a fanfic(to top it off I'm on a fire tablet)! :'] . You befriended a strange person you'd met outside the collage you go to. At first it was friendship next thing you knew it was a battle for life over death. What I'd consider a travel through time.

Just some personal headcanons I have that would make the dream smp interesting-

"Coffee is one of the more exquisite things in life, like me." Sir Billiam in the real world, what will he do? Fall in love? Perhaps. -(3rd POV) **may contain triggering content, check warnings at start of chapters and stay stay!**

This small story is about two good friends Sir billiam III and Lady Bashemath ⟨ An oc ⟩ As we all know sir billiam from the tales of the smp serves the egg.. will he betray his Lady friend? ,, ⟨Im fluent English tho spelling isn't my thing so ignore the mistakes or feel free to correct me!⟩

The egg-pire has gotten stronger especially when Dream turns out to also be infected. So when Karl tells the smp about his time traveling they decide to go back in time to the masquerade for answers to stop the egg, and that gets a lot of surprises. But there's also something off about Dream, for some kind of reason the egg wants to stay close to Dream. But why, and what is with his past that Technoblade doesn't want to tell anything about? And will they save the smp? Or will they get help from an old known? WARNING - orphaned -bad grammar - does not follow the storyline of the real smp - the ages are messed up so don't ask - Made up past from characters - messed up periods of time - Chapters are quite short Started 30 September 2022 Finished 1st of February 2026

'Majestic, extravagant, and known for being as deadly as they are beautiful, if he wanted anything more-so he'd have to pull a creature directly from a childs' storybook. From the pitch-black wings that sprout from the mans' back and the claws that imbed themselves deep into the earth to keep him grounded, to the bruises of varying colors that litter delicate skin only being covered by the torn and dirty pieces of clothing still managing to cling to his body. I'd know it when I see it.' (Cover by @WolfyTheWitch on Twitter Cover not made for this fic)