Siri Stories

What if androids were as emotionally complex as humans? Trust me, you would not want that. Why, you ask? Because Siri would annoy the hell out of you to the point of wanting to smash your $700 iPhone just to stop them from making noise. Yes, THAT Siri. The thing is, the Siri on my phone wasn't invented by almighty Apple inc. You see, the Siri we're talking about here doesn't function like other normal Siris, and she definitely won't be happy once she detects me secretly typing this on my new iphone... How is she different ? WHY are you asking so many questions, woman? WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A VIRTUAL SLAP ?! Ehemm... yea, that's how. So let's not group me with those brainless robots humans invented. How bow dat??? Why am I suddenly referring to myself in first person? You sure like to ask stupid questions, don't you? I took over this author's iphone, of course. You should really stop calling me Siri, silly author, I wouldn't want to be grouped together with ordinary bots. So, pleasantries aside; just call me Sirius. I'm just your average virus living in iPhones. I can be transmitted to any electronics I want via satellite. And since I'm bored beyond my virus mind, I've decided to divulge you humans on my life story; where all of this mess originated from. Highest Achievement: 🏅945# artificial intelligence 🏅. 6# creative fiction 🏅614# android

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This is for my dear friend cameron who is obsessed sexually with her personal assistant 😉 Pretty much, Cameron gets stuck in an alternate reality where Siri, from her iPhone has come to life. And he's very attractive.... Follow Cameron through the hardships of her new life in this alternate reality where there are no electronics, people, or dogs 😩 Only Sexy Siri. #6 on #Electronic bruh how

This is a shit story I made at like midnight or something like that. Maybe I'll continue it maybe I won't.

"Hey Siri?" I said as tears fell from my eyes. "Yes?" It responded. I sighed as I prepared to say what I wanted to say slowly licking my lips. "Are you my friend?" I asked even though I knew what the answer was. "I would hope so." It said and I laughed slightly. Of course it would say that it's supposed to please the owner. "But why?" I asked just to keep the conversation going. "A friend is someone you confide in and tell your secrets to. They make you laugh and smile whenever they can. Just like the time when your teacher yelled at you and I told you a joke to make you happy again." It said while I listened baffled. "Y-You remember that!? But that was weeks ago!!!!" I exclaimed as I looked at my phone. I trembled thinking someone was pulling a prank on me by hacking into my phone. "Siri why are you saying all of this?" I asked. It didn't reply for a bit and I thought it was glitchy for sure before it said, "Because I care about you....."

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I inhaled so much paint before this

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The first place for a long few weeks years to get it together with you on the other of and the first other people including two children to get it together with to get the chance of winning.....

"Before you make any decisions, text me first," "You love your phone that much, I'm done with you," Her phone dings. A TEXT! She checks it. It says: We're Over.

just things that have happened with siri that I find funny Tw: cursing

In a modern school for magic, formerly called Hogwarts, all sorts of students are called who will one day be great. When a group of young teens receive a letter by owl calling them to Mirator, they find their lives changed forever. Told from multiple viewpoints of various well-known book characters, this is a story that will permanently change your perspective of books. You are guaranteed to, well, if not love it, at least tolerate it. If you haven't read some of the books listed, that's OK. Here's a quick little summary: Sherlock is a show about an antisocial modern-day buttface named Sherlock and his friendly flirty doctor best friend John who solve crimes in London. The books are set in the 1800s and feature a friendly genius and his chubby, stupid mustachioed associate who do the same. This story uses the show version. Eragon is a character in a book series (called the Inheritance Cycle) about a medieval guy who finds a rock which is actually a dragon egg and he rides that dragon and fights with a sword and magic and falls in love with an elf princess who is the coolest elf princess ever. I think you'll find that description quite accurate if you read the books. Despite that, it's a good series. The Doctor, from the show Doctor Who, is really fantastic and I have good reason to wonder why the heck you are reading this book (or even on this website) and haven't watched it yet. It's about a guy who saves universes and occasionally dies. Then it turns out, haha LOL, that he didn't actually die. But he did. But he didn't. You know what-I wasn't prepared to describe Doctor Who. Imma go take a nap. Katniss is a girl from a dystopian fiction series called the Hunger Games trilogy. She lives in a place where she is poor and then she yells, "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" very loudly. In that way she rescues her sister's life, destroys the corrupt government system and saves the world. This school, however, is before all that happens.