Skald Stories

PLEASE GOD PLEASE DON'T MAKE THE CROWS DELIVER ANOTHER MARTYR. When the saints go marching out there are demons at the front door. When the Door is cracked to see whom knows are there; Horns holdin up halos... Other Kin!?! "Is the Guardian at THE GATE Dead?!?!" "... Or With THEM?!?" When you PRAY to a Martyr it is always answered says Mary. My prayer went like this: "Dear God please stop making the Crows deliver MARTYRS." When Hell and Heaven Rebel and the Heathen (wise ones burdened) Cheer. COPY LEFT: ATTRIBUTION

Thyra is a Viking skald of Norway and here is her telling of Runa the Wise. ((This was originally a Mini DBQ for History but a considerable amount of energy was put into this so I decided to share it.))

I like to think of myself as a warrior poet, like an ancient skald or bard taking to the battlefield to slay monsters and protect the things I care about. But honestly, I worry I'm just fooling myself...