Sketchcomedy storie

Back at Blandview High in 2009, your best friend since kindergarten booked a gig on a movie called "Dear Lemon Lima." However, when he returns, he gets such an ego that you two drift apart. Years later, after putting him out of your brain, you decide to quit your 9-5 and pursue your passion for sketch comedy. Your friend tells you to join the YouTube channel Smosh and you decide to audition to be on their main cast. You get hired, and on your first day, you meet eyes with someone you haven't seen in a long, long time.

Wan a. Bee: Golly G hizzy slice yo, look at how cute dem puppies are. RandomMan: Actually those are King Cobras. Wan a. Bee: Naw man, then why are they so cute? RandomMan: Cuz you are a dumb shit willy fuck butt hump, that's why. Wan a. Bee: Naw man, naw, naw, nawwwwwwwwwnawnawnaw. RandomMan: Uh, you okay? Wan a. Bee: NAAAWWW, well maybe, but just nawwww RandomMan: Please leave. Wan a. Bee: But i wanna buy one of yo cute ass puppies. RandomMan: Fuken hell man! Them are snakes you chinky dink shit fuck banana blaster. Wan a. Bee: Naw man, naawwwww, what is you talkin' bout, them are some puppies. RandomMan: I'm gonna eat your small intestine like a bowl of spaghetti, if you don't leave!!! Wan a. Bee: Just give me one of them puppies and I'll be outa here like homey sizzle Mcgrizzly yo. RandomMan: Here, stupid FUCK, just don't come here again. *Throws a fucking snake* Wan a. Bee: Aw danx man, you da bomb. Snake: *whispers* imuh slithuh up dat ass, if yah know what i mean

Out of all the species in the galaxy, You were born a cat-thing. You don't really know what your species is, but that's okay. I'm sure you'll figure it out for yourself one day. What kind of amazing adventures will you get up to? I bet it'll be super fun and rewarding for you and everybody involved. Definitely. (This story is my first ever attempt at Narrative anything, It will change on a chapter basis with the help of the readers comments, thanks for checking me out, and I look forward to going through this with you all! - Narrator Joe) https://discord.gg/vrjneB3N9B - A Small discord for those who wish to contact me Tags revolving around Main Characters will be added as the story goes on.

More Signals & Static from N-UTS AM, Santa Carla Public Radio. With & By "Amoral Crackpot" Stevie Arviso.

A collection of sketches written for video, stage, and the Upright Citizens Brigade. Some are on YouTube. Apologies in advance about the formatting. They were copy-pasted from Final Draft (software)

A written out version of studio c sketches