Skidaddle storie

that's right bro, memes

Hello. If you're reading this, you're probably wondering whatever the hell I'm doing, aren't you? After all, swearing revenge on an unseen person over a normal, quick, easy dinner isn't exactly an everyday activity now, is it? Well, I'm determined. Determined to get to the bottom of this, and expose such a villainous creature. I swear, my dearest noodles. I will avenge you. (Contains mild to strong language) (I regret nothing)

Come get a sip of this tea!