Skinner Stories

Marge and Homer Simpson have officially broke up. Homer is single, lonely, and needs someone to stop him from spiralling into an alcoholic depression. Seymour Skinner has had his heart crushed by Edna Krebapple for the 5th time. He is sick and tired of being the second choice. Dealing with his mother issues after her death also weigh heavy on his heart. Can they help each other come to terms with their sexuality and their problems? And can they find love in each other along the way? (JOKE THIS FIC IS A JOKE)

"Mulder, I need to tell you something." "What is it?" "I've always believed. I came up with scientific answers because... well, I'm scared." "Don't be." After a traumatic event, Agents Scully and Mulder have a case in Minnesota, when they hear that a prisoner has escaped. The prisoner is highly dangerous. Along with this, many women are kidnapped. The women are all either have brunette or red hair, and are in their late twenties to thirty's. As things begin to connect, Mulder and Scully discover that there is more to life than work, and they can still care about each other. Hey everyone! This is only my second book, so yeah... It may be bad. I would love tips and to be able to have conversations! This is my original book, so please don't copy. I hope your doing okay, if you aren't, remember you aren't a price of crap. You are a good person! Unless your not. If you think you are, apologize to those you've hurt. Remember, some won't except your apologies. Some will be mad forever, without you knowing what you did. Anyways, enjoy the book!

inspired by: @PrincipaIskinner (My sibling) and @Nightskullfire

Leaving home four years ago at 16 gave way to a whole new world for Juniper, but what she didn't expect was a addiction that would destroy her life. Wandering the streets of New York she lost herself and any hope she could've had and let the demons take her over. Many nights alone he spent sobbing into his pillow praying for a new beginning, anything to fill the void, drinking, self harm, but nothing ever filled that void that left him sinking. He sat still in his life wondering if things would ever go become they way they should. (Mature Content!) (⚠️TW⚠️) (SELF HARM) (HARD DRUGS) (VIOLENCE)

Piper didn't expect to be taken seriously after shooting her shot with a celebrity. And she definitely didn't expect to be caught up in Hollywood drama because of it. Emotions will be hidden, true colors will be revealed, and masks will come off in this masquerade of feelings. *y'all i am in no way supporting haley morales i chose her as the face claim way before she became so problematic*

EATING DISORDER CHECK

This story is a story on how a girl who is 15 wants to be skinny when she already is.

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They thought they were alone , but when they heard a buzzing of a phone , they looked down , to see her dead body implanted in the ground .

The best chefs in the world battle for the Skinnard Championship Sou'fle Hat

A 13 year-old girl isn't complete without her battle scars .

manifesting my dream life

Lilia and Emily have been glued to each other since they've met. Is it just an innocent high school friendship or something much much more? Lilia has recently come out as bisexual which leaves Emily questioning herself, and their "friendship". Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only

Meghan Lawrence and Gabriel Landeskog are head over skates in love. But when the front office of the Colorado Avalanche tells Gabe to call off the relationship, Gabe realizes it isn't as easy as they made it sound. When a brokenhearted Meghan doesn't know where to turn next, she does the unthinkable and jumps on the next flight to Raleigh, North Carolina, and shows up on ex-flame Jeff Skinner's doorstep. Will Jeff take her in? Has he moved on? What will happen to Gabe? Find out in "Cold As Ice." (Sequel to Love Misconduct.)

I have always been fat, and have always found myself to be the butt of every joke. What could be funnier than a fat girl? Fat girl falling. Fat girl sitting. Fat girl wearing clothes. Fat girl living. In elementary school, it's like everyone hated me and thought everything I did was disgusting and hilarious. Everyday, for 6 god awful years, I was told that I was ugly, fat, shrek, etc. The words would never end on describing how ugly I was. In 8th grade I moved, I was happy. Maybe I wouldn't be the clown that everyone would laugh at, maybe I would get friends, maybe I could just be a normal person for the first time. And thats what happened. I actually got friends and got a boyfriend. His name is Ralph, he is perfect in every single way. He is Hispanic and has a big mouth, the world's biggest smile. I love being around him and my friends, but one of them makes me sad. They all do, but she is the worst. Everyone knows her as a model, and I'm her funny sidekick, actually everyone's but mainly hers. She always gets in drama and I'm always here to make her happy and laugh, it's not the worst thing, but why can't I be considered pretty too? I thought that because I got friends and am in a relationship that I would finally be considered "beautiful". I realized that I'm not skinny like her. I don't have beauty. I'm still ugly. I wish I looked like her, curly hair, tan skin, long legs, flat stomach. I want to be like her. I want to be like Daisy.

Being 250 lbs wasn't something I thought I'd ever hit. 200 maybe. After all in high-school I did let myself go. I over ate extensively. I will be skinny. Undeniably so. So skinny... it kills me. So skinny.. it hurts.

"I'm Olive. I suffer from chronic anorexia. And all of you can fuck off. I don't care about you or your disease and I know damn well you don't care about mine. Thanks for your time." Olive is a 16 year old who got bullied for being unattractive and fat. But no one knew how far she would take it.

I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon I STAYED UP FOR FOUR HOURS IT'S 3:30AM I SLAVED S L A V E D I BETTER GET RECOGNITION YOU ILLITERATE FUCKLEDITES