Skoodge Stories

*Temporarily discontinued* (don't worry i'll be back)* Dib membrane has a crappy life. And now it's even worse. The tallest have kidnapped him and everything has gone horribly wrong in his life. Why him, what did he do to deserve this?

Membrane had a horrible expirament requiring a pizza cutter for the boys, but Gaz saved them. Without knowing, of course. Revenge ridden, Gazlene Membrane hates Zim and Dib beyond knowing. Yet, she saves their lives with just a press of a button. Without knowing, of course. In this Invader Zim fanfiction, Zim and Dib must learn what it's like to live as the other, learning more about the species of eachother than they ever even had. What happens, exactly? Why did I ask you that when only I know the answer? Invader Zim (C) Jhonen Vasquez

I have a problem, and it's called "By The Time I Finish An Idea I've Somehow Already Gotten 5000 More Syndrome". This the best solution I can think of for now. All of these prompts are free to anyone who'd like to use them (conditionally). See the author's note in the first chapter for details. I'm probably going to wind up posting some art, memes, and/or random odds and ends as well at some point, so that's the "possible spam" part.

Zim can't move on. Even ten years after he was first assigned planet Earth, he still has yet to claim it for the Empire. He knows he can be a great Invader, if it weren't for all these distractions. It doesn't help that the Tallest have been ignoring his transmissions ever since the Florpus hole, and Zim is this close to turning mopey again. But a transmission from the Massive, a surprise exile, a civil war, and Zim's own pak may just change this unending loop of failure forever. And, oh, is Zim ready for change. Cover is temporary until I can create one. Updates will be very very slow until I can finish another book, I apologize for any wait. Invader Zim and all its characters belong to Nickelodeon. Possible ZaDr, violence, and gore warning.

When you have nothing to do, watch TV. When the TV no longer plays shows, it plays COMMERCIALS. When a commercial suddenly shows an advertisment for Irken Idol (like American Idol) everybody wants to join to earn the pleasure of watching others writhe in failure! And to win stuff, too... Read along and watch as Cartoon Characters that we never knew existed (my FC's) try not to kill eachother off to win! :D Love you, ashlie_marie

After inadvertently learning the truth about Zim's mission, a now fifteen-year-old Dib comes to a moral crossroads. Now, he must make an imperative decision to help Zim after an attempt on his life leaves the Irken in dire need of medical attention.

Zadr, Zadf, Zade, Zakr, Zatr, Zagr, etc. Request any ships and I'll tell you my opinion!!!

not sure what I am doing

They skoog sees you over his desk.... you blush and tears full your eyes. Does he.... love you too? He shoots his eyes at you with his beautiful but false blue orbs..... No!!! You can't be inlove! He's and alien, and only you and Dibb and Gas know.

Bienvenide a la invasión del desorden, un libro en donde encontrarás pendejadas, one-shots cortos y quizas teorías sobre invasor zim, disfrutalo! Este fic es una remasterización de La invasión del desmadre, si, escrito por la misma persona -Esta remasterización no contiene ships aparte de Red x Purple y Membrana x Clonbrana porque es mi fic y quiero papás geis -En la portada esta el artista original en Tumblr

For being one of Irks finest invaders, [Y/n] didn't feel like one. When she gets caught up in one of the Tallest's jokes, she finds herself with the responsibility of making sure Zim doesn't cause another Florpus Hole Event. Let's hope she doesn't get blown up or something. [ WARNING! ] Spoils the Invader Zim: Enter The Florpus movie, if you have not seen it read at your own risk. Will most likely have some events from the comics or series [ some art is drawn be me, some are not ] [ EDIT: THIS IS EXTREMELY OLD, EXPECT CRINGE ]

She's been waiting for years to take her revenge...watch out, Zim. Here comes Tak.

Zim is finally given a mission, after gruel Irken training, and a silly little banishment to Foodcourtia he decidedly chose to quit after overhearing of The Great Assigning. He's got all he wants, all he needs. A chance to prove himself worthy as a member in the Irken race, but the more he learns about the planet he is supposed to take for his empire, Earth, the more Zim feels curious of this "Human Society". Zim feels an uncomfortable and rather unfamiliar pang in his chest. Hesitation. Trigger warnings include the following: Depression and suicidal idealization, mentions of character death, and violence. I do sometimes go back and try to re-polish the chapters I don't like. I'm writing this for fun and for the practice. Being revamped + continued as of 7/19/25.

−Incomplete −This story wasn't created by me; my talented cousin made this go follow her at @iamaweebkillme she writes really good story's. Do keep in mind she doesn't know much about Invader Zim and was just doing me a favor. −This is a ZaSr (Zim/Skoodge) love story. −The cover and title will be change later.

(If you're reading this it means i broke my promise and i actually published it for the general public to bully me for, enjoy nerd) Skoodge is a defect, sure. But he successfully conquered planets. Zim is a defect, that's obvious he has been trying to conquer Urth for years and his mission isn't even real! But when a new species threatens all Irkens Skoodge must go to Zim to save him and the rest of their kind. While also having to confront his feelings for the other..