Skwisgaarskwigelf Stories

You and Skwisgaar try to find the pieces to piece together you guys life together. With minor mistakes and mishaps, cheating and jealousy with a hint of rage, can you figure it out before your time runs out? Or have him longing for the answer? Find out in this thrilling Metal tale.

You're a woman that Charles hired for gender diversity after having several complaints from fans about them not having at least one woman in their band

(Except it's kinda special) Imagines for the show Dethklok, includes all main band members, possibly more.

i never finished this because im lazy and also this is SO OLDDDD so sorry if its bad!! im not planning on continuing it but if anyone wants me to i totes can! ^^ also its /oc which ik not alot of people like/oc but boohoo read a diff fic

ye, I was bored

The blonde and the brunette meet again! I'm not too comfortable doing smut so there will be none of that. (sorry!) This is a Toki x Skwisgaar until further notice. But I'm not very passionate about this ship anymore.

im not sorry :3

i'm doing metalocalypse oneshots because I want more followers, so i am writing LITERAL oneshots. they date for a day like elementary school relationships

Wlfxsvyzt -- | ( Various!Metalocalypse x Male!Reader ) Dethklok decides that they needs just one more band member. Thousands of auditions and, for some reason, one of them stands out. Something about that regular jack off dildo with a keytar lures them in. It doesn't make sense but, they had to satisfy their desires, they just had to let him join. - [ DISCLAIMER ] A lot of content warnings, this is Metalocalypse for crying out loud. Content warnings include, but are not limited to, cursing, death, self-induced harm, abuse, substance abuse, kidnapping, excessive violence, Dr. Rockzo, and more, so much more. I do not own the cover photo. The cover belongs to the band Catacombs Enshadowed, specifically their album called "Curse of Dark Centuries", you should give it a listen.

title says it all 🖤 i'm also on ao3 and tumblr as blackenedsnow if you want even more content 🖤🖤 before you dive in, check out the first chapter for what i write, what i don't, and who i'll write for, plus how to request when i'm open.

a collection of headcannons and one-shots, maybe even some NSFW alphabets, ill try to update frequently🫶