Slighthumour Stories

Malik Khan is an 18-year-old engineering college student living alone in the bustling city of Hyderabad. Quiet, lazy, and always looking for an excuse to sleep, Malik prefers a peaceful life away from other people. Despite being the sole heir to one of the country's wealthiest business empires, he has absolutely no interest in power, money, or running a company. When Malik was only a toddler, his parents abandoned him because they didn't want the responsibility of raising a child. Fortunately, he was taken in by his grandfather, a legendary entrepreneur whose name appears among the nation's richest and most respected business figures. The old man raised Malik with care and planned to pass his entire fortune and business empire down to him. As Malik turns eighteen, his grandfather presents him with a shocking ultimatum: "Get married and prove you're ready to carry on the family legacy... or give up your right to inherit everything." For someone who barely has the motivation to get out of bed, the idea of marriage sounds like a nightmare. But walking away means losing an empire worth billions. Now, caught between his peaceful, carefree lifestyle and an unavoidable future, Malik must decide whether he can accept marriage, responsibility, and adulthood-or abandon the inheritance that was meant to be his from birth. Thus begins a humorous and heartwarming journey filled with romance, family expectations, unexpected relationships, and a lazy boy who may finally be forced to grow up.

"Shine Amara Monteverde promised herself she would never fall in love again after the heartbreak caused by her first love, Lance Direk Tan. Just as she finally learning to let go, she meets Zach Dylan Guttierrez a man whose smile makes it impossible to keep her walls up. Caught between a love she thought was over and a future she never expected, will Shine finally chooses her own happiness, or will the past find its way back? **** Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. All people, places, events, and plots are made up of the author. This is for pure entertainment only. Please bare with my typo errors this is my first story and I am still trying to improve myself. For the time being, I hope you'll enjoy this story.

A Harry Potter Fanfiction. ---- I just realized how funny we are as people. We taunt the people we love with "tum toh thehre pardesi, saath kya nibhaoge?" and then quickly follow it up with "pardesi, pardesi, jaana nahin, jaana nahin, mujhe chhodke, mujhe chhodke" so they don't get too upset with us, abandon us, and actually leave. We mock them for being "pardesi" and then immediately beg them not to become one. ----

Have you ever wondered the origins of the wise, powerful, and occasionally lighthearted cosmic couple? The guardians of the universe. The adoptive parents of the Lumas. Here's their origins story. A story of friendship, family, happiness, expectations, and class divides. Which eventually spirals into crisis and dependence. Loss, pain, and depression. Even the threat of human extinction. But we all know how the story ultimately ends. Everyone's familiar with Mario, Luigi, and Peach. The Mushroom Kingdom lives on today, bustling with Toads. Though, there aren't many humans... I wonder why? (Rosalina, The Mushroom Kingdom, and all other Mario references are owned by Nintendo. I have no rights or ownership of any characters, locations, and power-ups except for my own.)

Asahi was your average 15-year-old boy in a universe where nothing was average. A sense of adventure and enough delusion/insanity causes a spur-of-the-moment decision that will change his life forever.

!!PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE READING THE BOOK PLEASE!! VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO RATE THIS MATURITY LEVEL!! ___________________________________________ Okay. This is my first story EVER, fiction, with characters, plot, and situation original to me. Cover image courtesy of my dear friend and their wonderful photography skills, oohhh_a_butterfly. ___________________________________________ Disclaimer, this story contains: +Murder +Arson +Amateur detectives (if that's a problem for you) +Minor character death (T-T) +Might be some graphic stuff coming with later updates +LGBTQA+ By the end of this... Probably +Abuse +Mild language +Homophobia, which has just got me triggered by typing it ___________________________________________ YES, I will be updating my little pride and joy, but it might take me a bit, no schedule, DONT YELL AT ME ABOUT IT unless you really love it then go ahead. I think I will abandon this if everybody hates it, and work on something new. ___________________________________________ Praise for Dandelions in the Wind: "Oh yea, Lockwoodandcofan28, u have talent when it comes to writing" -oohhh_a_butterfly "I think you are modern day Shakespeare. You are Shakespeare reincarnate." -raleighoquinn ___________________________________________ Thanks for the read! Enjoy! P.S. The chapters alternate between one character's POV and the other's.

A collection of oneshots with jane doe/penny lamb x ocean. gets updated every sunday(unless i forget) i DO take reqs for this. AUs vary

After the death of his only guardian, a boy who has been given no name runs from the only home he's ever known, carrying nothing but grief, rage and the clothes on his back. When a rich ranching family gives him a place to stay in exchange for him working there, he meets Edgar Curtis-the rancher's son who listens instead of staring and stays instead of turning away. As the two grow closer beneath the stars, the nameless boy begins to discover that perhaps there is still a place for him in the world... and someone he's willing to share it with. Doing this for Pride Awards 2026 Trope: 7) Secret Love Prompt: H) If love is illegal, we are the resistance

Sasuke is notorious for never showing his emotions. Popular for his looks, intelligence, and literally being good at everything. Sasuke's fangirls swarming him constantly. Yet, he never seems to pay attention to any of them. Instead, he is wondering what that blonde spiky hair kid is thinking of right now. Sasuke being socially awkward is uncertain how to approach and talk to Naruto. Naruto is known to be a lively social butterfly. Always talking to others and helping them out. Sasuke wonders how someone could be so selfless. They gradually become closer, bringing out the hidden sides of each other that didn't even know existed. NOT MY CHARACTERS!! Warning!! Contains smut and slight sa. Please do not mind the grammar..

Sunghoon never expected that the person he was destined for had been beside him all along. Growing up together, he and Sunno shared everything, but somewhere between shared secrets and stolen glances, Sunghoon's heart shifted. What used to feel like friendship began to feel like fate. Now he's caught in the sweetest, scariest truth of his life: he's in love with his best friend. And as Sunno starts to notice the way Sunghoon looks at him, the line between friendship and something deeper begins to blur.

✅𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘✅ 𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝘄𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀. 𝗜 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿. 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀. 𝗜 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲! 𝗫𝗼𝘅𝗼 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗶1221 Peters parents, under HYDRAS control, experimented on him. After realizing what they did they hid Peter resulting in their death. Soon HYDRA is after their Spider Soldier so they kill his guardians, his aunt and uncle. Overcome by grief Peter runs off. Soon, using his parents notes he gains control of his powers and takes on the identity of Spider-Man. But after a incident with SHEILD, Peter once again takes off. This time ending up in upper New York woods, near the new Avengers compound. Soon he is thrown into a world full of superhero's and family? 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼 All credit goes to the incredible Stan Lee and the actors. Mild trigger warning and swearing. Doesn't follow Avengers timeline, Civil War didn't happen. I can't forget to mention the incredible person who gave me this idea @fan_of_patoto

A slice of life as Faith becomes the breadwinner and with his gamer husband, Raven. Dive their everyday shortcomings and funny duos as he tries to be the best husband, not to be the target practice for his dragoness wife. ILWF Entry C#6 Genre: Comedy

In a world where men can transform into animals and wield elemental powers, women are the leaders and protectors of their lands. Cellie woke up in a strange yet beautiful room, a sharp contrast to the poor life she once knew. She was now Celeste, a forgotten princess who had been poisoned and left behind. As she lay on the soft bed, she knew this was not the time to admire her surroundings. She needed to survive. A man who was beginning to transform into a wolf stared at her with bloodthirst and hunger. He had already bitten her arm, leaving it bleeding. Celeste felt something inside her private area, and the wolf-man let out a low moan. To her confusion, she found herself doing the same. After drinking her blood, the savage look in the wolf-man's eyes briefly became more human before fading again. He pinned her hands above her head, carefully avoiding the blood still flowing from her wound. Just as she felt herself growing weak from blood loss and thought the wolf-man was about to devour her, a man's voice suddenly echoed in her mind. "Your blood is the cure. Make him drink it." Ignoring her questions about who the voice belonged to, Celeste forced the wolf-man to drink more of her blood. Moments later, she managed to push him away before collapsing from exhaustion. Finally free, she looked down at the object lodged inside her. It had shifted slightly when she pushed the wolf-man away, but it was still there. Celeste stared at it in shock before absentmindedly muttering, "...A dildo?"

It is the love story of a girl and her stalker. The story line is after him being sent to prison by her. Can a stalker and his victim; though he saved her, though they both had a crush on each other, have love for each other, in our world?

a sad person meets another sad person

He was adopted into the most dangerous mafia clan for one reason: To become the future mate of the heir. But no one expected the loud, chaotic omega with too many questions to grow into the one thing the White Tiger clan could never control. And no one expected Lucien Virelli to hate him for it

Werewolves and shapeshifters exist alongside vampires and witches, among all the hordes of humans and other almost-extinct creatures like the mers. But the thing is, they don't really get along well, especially the werewolves and the shapeshifters. Why? Well, let's just say something happened between their ancestors in the Old Age. So what happens when shapeshift-ress Rebecca meets her soulmate, Dexter, who, as fate would have it, is none other than a freaking werewolf?! And something terrible is brewing in the air. Which might actually lead to the extinction of both werewolves and shapeshifters.

Friendship is like Chinaware, Rich, exquisite and rare, Once broken can be mended, But the crack is always there.

Four colorful creatures - Green, Red, Blue and Pink are friends, and they do what friends do! By that i mean that they're going on crazy adventures where a normal human would die, and sometimes they're just solving their own problems.