Smallhumor Stories

This is the tale of the cat that farts rainbows she has a wonderful and interestimg journey she would she would like to take u on if you want to learn more u will have to go on the journey with her start reading now!

𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄. 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐘𝐔𝐔 ˄̻ ̊˃̴͈මੈॆ⋆ ➨❥➤𝔅𝔏 ❧🂶 ˚ஐ₊☾ ⟿ ✧  ؔ❝͋ೢ⁎⁺˳ஐ༚ 🌊 ❀ ~ ✧.* ◌̖*·↷WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT? 𝐀 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐀 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐀𝐍'𝐒 𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄-𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐍. 👁‍🗨 ⅀῍̩̖̬ ̎=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞⁽◎͞˗̻̚=͟͟͞͞⁽◎͟˗̻̚ ͟͞=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞ ~▓▓]˚✧₊⁎˒⁎⁺˳✧༚ ♟ ◛▱▱▱𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝟏𝟏/𝟏𝟖/𝟐𝟏 ▰▰▰▰▰▰ □𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃: 𝟏𝟐/𝟐𝟕/𝟐𝟏 ( FINISHED EDITING ;; 𝟎𝟑/𝟏𝟔/𝟐𝟑 ) ✩˃̶͈̀ ॢ▪︎▫︎▫︎⬚︎■All right reserved !! rihoitex on 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐏𝐀𝐃 . ✧.*~┋────────☙┐ 𝐱𝐨𝐱𝐨 . 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞, 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎: CREATORS OF KIMETSU NO YAIBA !!!! ☁️ ‧₊°*⁎^ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎✲ﾟ*｡⋆♡ ,, briefly inspired by the filipino horror film ♡ ; pagpag - nine lives hanging , stabbing , death , gore , vulgar language , lgbtqia+ , SLIGHT sensuality , 𝐄𝐓𝐂 𝐍𝐎 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒, 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 ! #1 in giyuuxsabito <3

Join Brownie, an Arabian foal, who lives at a horse farm, on his adventure to see how the world works. In this book you learn his past and how he met his owner. Also, you meet his friends at the farm who really have an impact on him and change him forever! Jealousy, love, confusion, and humor all reside in this book! PS: I wrote this when I was younger so please don't judge my writing skills because of it. PPS: This is like a long prologue, but it was too long to make into just one prologue.

Two siblings run from an evil master who orders his men to find and kill them.

Sam Joven was given a simple task that should've taken a few minutes. When delayed by unaccountable circumstances and taking a full day, could he really tell his the truth or should he tell a lie?

INFO: I havent really named the MC yet because the names i tried to put just couldn't really be it. - MC is quite a lonely person and her only friend is Lia. Lia is an optimistic person, suitable for MC, even though MC is a really shy person to Lia's eyes, but she also doesnt really care or gaf about people who talk shi or things like that about her. I mean, she DOES care but only for a while. Shes more likely 'go with the flow' or 'It's a small thing, I shouldn't gaf about things like this, it would make things bigger' type of person. Well.... when i wrote this, I didn't really lock in or check my grammar whether it's right or wrong, so please correct me if you think it'd be useful for my next chapt :)

If you get scared easily or have a fear of intense (Graphic) details, this story is not recommended and I do not wish for you to read this. It is only five chapters, very short, but part 2 will come out soon! Happy reading! ! Trigger warning! Cursing, murder, abduction, graphic details, violence.

As classic sans was just minding his own, the different versions of him that he never even knew about brought him into a war he wished that he slept off. All of the multiverses are colliding and collapsing as the sanses clash for survival.

Julianna Quin, a 16 year old girl who is an Orphan with a bunch of brats and jerks. Julianna later gets kicked out of the orphanage and becomes homeless for a couple days and later dies from getting hit by a truck. Julianna wakes up in an alleyway in the midnight rain and is wondering what happened and decides to investigate. Julianna figures out that she is 122 years in the future in the same world she lived in. Julianna also figures out there are unique abilities in the world that only good people have access to and found her powerful ability. Julianna later had to change her life course and tries to become rich and famous like what she dreams about being. Warning: This story contains some cussing and also has some graphic content that will be in the story later on. There are also sad moments that some people who will take it to a different level, so people like that "FAIR WARNING!". This story is also fiction and is not trying to be offensive to other people.

I always told myself to stay away from these basketball players. Not only are they good at playing ball, but they play hella hearts. Especially that one guy named Damon Longwood. That nigga probably got STDS.... but damn his ass just won't leave me alone. 19 year old Kennedy, just transferred into her dream school,University of Virginia. She made new friends and she's obtaining outstanding grades. She swore that she wouldn't get caught up with any guy until graduation, I mean she's a difficult gal. Yet, there's just one guy who just can't seem to leave her alone. The schools number one fuck boy. Coming soon

"I'm like a Rubik Cube, nobody can figure me out." "@humor_4_you 's Short Story Series" Other accounts: @covers-4-books @tips-4-books @ZoeyHaruChan

She barely grasp onto the grass, heaving as she gaze up. The moon basked against the waves, as a shadow loomed before her. It reached its slender arm out. Whether it was a cry of help or crude reminder she wasn't sure.

Collection of one-shots and random thoughts that will left you hanging.

Ring Ring Ring "hello, Ja-" "Ben, hi, I'm really worried, James hasn't called me back-" "Um, I don't think..." "and I know it's silly, we haven't even had a second date yet and I thought the first went really well and-" "Excuse me, this isn't..." "He smiled at me yesterday and he kissed me on our date and we had a really good time and I know this is really Primary School-ish but what do you think?" "I think you have the wrong number" *** italics are Rory bold is Will

My name is Topaz, but you can call me a complete and utter disappointment. I'm not just your average nineteen year old here. Since I'm a complete disappointment to everyone I meet, I decided I'll write a story and maybe I could make you guys happy. Probably not though.

An adventure in the voids beauty. We set sail to our ships, and into the book! #Firstbook I've fell in love with ships, and books. I hope I can read your comments! I'm deeper into ships than before, if i haven't ever searched ships, I'd never be able to meet my friends! -Bear

Just how my life goes with me talking about manga and anime all the time:p

snapshots of my soul

✩░▒𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 |𝐟𝐚𝐧-𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧| ▒░✩ ✩░▒𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨×𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ▒░✩ ⚠️𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⚠️ 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒉𝒆 𐙚 𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒗𝒐𝒕𝒆! (𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒗𝒐𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒖𝒑) ⚠️𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⚠️ ♡♡♡♡♡ 𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎, 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒔, 𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒐𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒔, 𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒚𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒍𝒂𝒘𝒔. 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒓 𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒉𝒊𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅. 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒚𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕. 𝑨𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒐𝒃𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔