Smallishbeans Stories

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

The feathered man fell from the sky. To not continue his life. Yet he does not die. But only finds confusion and strife. The nicest vex, having his friend almost slain. He takes a break, and has his friend turn into his date. The Vex vows for investigation to find who had done it with that disdain. Though it will be tough, along for the ride, having his new mate. Grian's life was a mess, having fallen down from some scaffolding and losing his memory, he takes an interest in Scar. Scar, having a new clingy buddy, has to find out who shot Grian, and bring them to justice, all while juggling a practical baby, and his job. The first in the ~Fallen Feathers~ series. ~Scaredy Cat~ is a prequel/spin off. ~Diamond Dust~ is a spin off. ~Finding Father~ is the sequel to this. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to Earl (@198989898) on Twitter/X.

The title! Will be updated every day at 12:00 est (Art is NOT mine) FIRST PART IS ON MY PROFILE!!

Wild life smp story collection, pretty light :] (Generally May 2025 stories but I may add to this)

Any characters in this story are not based on real people, they are based on personas and my own✨creative liberties✨ The reason there will be no real description is I am making this up as I go. One of my friends helps me with ideas for the storyline of this book. Characters in this story will often be out of character and anything that is mentioned in this story is simply my headcanon for this story. If anyone featured in this fic is uncomfortable with anything written, let me know and I will delete it. Cover by Leviathan on Pinterest

Your a young girl around the age of 13 left at an orphanage when your just sitting in your bed watching your favorite youtuber LaurenZSide when something amazing happens...(Since I'm too lazy to put Y/N everytime I will put the name Molly you can read the name as your own enjoy!)

Martyn is a young, free spirited pirate on one of the biggest pirate ships in the world. His captain has heard the rumors of a siren living on the Coral Isles. Scott just so happens to be that siren... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is 100% inspired by Things can't become normal again... by @K_lay_K. From that story, I went down the Scott X Martyn limited life hole. (Not rabbit hole. There wasn't enough to be a rabbit hole) I hope you enjoy!!

A drummer and a bassist of rival bands fall into a public controversy after they're caught exchanging glares at an award show. The public is awfully nosey and managers want to be stinking rich. Unfortunately. Band AU Boat Boys

Joel was made for loneliness, he liked being alone. But after traumatic event after traumatic event. His one comfort became his curse. No matter what he did, he just kept crawling back.

A Joel Smallishbeans-centric alien au

A story of love and heartbreak. What is love? Is it the beating of a heart or the tightening of a stomach? Or is it more. Love is the wind in the trees as we walk side by side through the forest. Love is the rippling of the water as you teach me to swim through life. Love is the glass in the windows of our house as we gaze at the sunset. Love is the string connecting me to you and giving me life. Story based on the events of Double Life SMP All characters and main plot lines belong to the creators involved.

Just a bunch of random oneshots from hermitcraft, empires or the life series ranging from cringe confession fics to random angst. -- There WILL be shipping without a doubt but they are the minesonas not the real people, I take requests but keep in mind I don't watch every hermit/empires person. Swearing _____ All number 1 Rankings! #1 in #docm77 //28/2/23// #1 in #bdoubleo100 //10/4/23// #1 in #mythicalsausage //16/1/23/

This is my story on what Empires would be like if Lauren was in it! #1 - laurenzside tag 3/4/23

"You guys aren't going to budge on this, are you? You- you don't even have a proper boat, there's none of the cannons or anything. Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, it's hard breaking laws after so many years of running a benevolent kingdom. You guys know about where the empires are, and free trade agreements, and the structural integrity of certain buildings, not whatever it is you're planning." "So what?" Joel said, seemingly taking on the brunt of this debate. "We can, I dunno, steal treasure from the abandoned empires. We know where all their stuff is anyway, so hah, take that-" There was a pause. A realization shared among all three in the conversation, if you will. Not quite a lull, per se-this is something that would be marked in a script, that would be etched into history, that would seal their fates in aptly said teasing words. "Joel," began Lizzie, "Did you just come up with a near-flawless plan to become pirates?" He seemed to consider this. Looked to Jimmy, offered him a shit-eating grin. "Sorry, lad. I think you just led us right to a solution." - OR; Joel & Lizzie decide that they're best suited for a life at sea. An old friend from years past (it's only been a month or two) makes a treacherous deal with forces he doesn't understand. From their graves, ghosts of past empires arise. When present grudges and future feuds stir the pot, will our valiant heroes make it out alive? Oh, and also... there are hot women. Lots of them. Trust me. - hi all! this is essentially a sequel to High Tide, another book I have in my library- this is set to be a bit more epic though, I have a notebook's worth of planning! if you've not read it, this will make very little sense. still, welcome!

"Oli? I thought you weren't coming!" I said approaching the man in his black suit with a panda hat in his hand. Callum (Seapeekay) goes to Lizzie's (Ldshadowlady) wedding with his girlfriend little did he know Oli (Orion sound) was coming, this is alright but Oli liked Callum but he didn't say, and still did like him one of the reasons Oli didn't want to come. ( welcome to my section of Wattpad xD I'm sloth, Or Schmidt if you must call me by my real name and I'm writing some Seepeasound, I'm never really motivated to write many things so if you want more just leave a comment or a like plz [xD sellout much] even if your comment is YOU SUCK I will know someone is reading :D alright that's all for now)

This is a story about two 15 year olds who begin their adventure in a bully filled high school. They are joined by all their many friends and not so helpful family members. They meet some unusual people along the way, people who get in their way, people who help them, and people who make things down right impossible. Do you think they'll survive? Read this story to find out!! ⚠️WARNING⚠️ There is a lot, and I mean, a lot of drama in this story. Please be mindful of this. btw this is my first story so make sure you tell me if there's any mistakes!!! x

Centuries ago, the world was as it is for you. Humans hunting, animals living, and evolution expanding. But, humans got greedy. They wanted too much, they used whatever they could find to get what they dreamed of- good or bad. They went to science, to alchemy, to the dead practices of their ancestors. And they paid the heavy price for trying to get more than they needed. Now, animals run free, humans live in hiding, cities and towns overgrown and used by any- just not humans. The world has been taken over by a different race, humans and their new "rulers" living separate, one fearing the other, 'the other' fearing 'one'. The rulers, the species that was created by humans, they were ones that never should have been possible. The Hybrids. ‼️IMPORTANT‼️vv There will ALWAYS be warnings at the beginning of a chapter, please inform me if I miss any important ones! And if at any time in this story you look at the warnings and don't want to read, feel free to ask for a summary of the chapter in the comments! Or leave, you have that liberty. Started writing: May 14, 2024 Finished writing: First published: May 21, 2024 Stopped publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in allay May 27, 2024 #3 in discrimination May 27, 2024 #5 in skizzleman #2 in discrimination June 10, 2024 #2 in empiressmp June 19, 2024 #2 in goodtimeswithscar September 13, 2024

Fwhip created group "The Superior Class (E1)" Fwhip added Gemini Tay, Sausage, and 7 others Fwhip: Hello mother fuckers!! Pixl Riffs: Oh boy. ----- Or; The author wanted to write another thing but didn't feel like continuing the previous chatfic so he went 'why not make a technically prequel to the unfinished chatfic?' ----- ( Crossposted on AO3 ) ----- Cover by me! If you have any requests / questions, feel free to ask! Sometimes I talk about ABITPEIH / TSCOE on Tumblr [@crazy-pe3p] :)

Hotguy is Hermit City's newest hero, and everyone seems to love him. Well, almost everyone. Grian can't stand the city's newest "personal military member". When his younger brother almost gets killed just for being an avian, maybe those Dogwarts "Terrorist" don't look so bad... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I really tried to make this description/title decent, but I don't think it worked. And let's not even talk about the cover... This is gonna be book 1 in this AU. Enjoy!

okay I just wanna preface this.... ITS FLOWER HUSBANDS, SUE ME! but ayyahayayayayyesheruhehrehuw also might I adddddd it's florist Jim x vampire Scott. I ain't sure if I'm even gonna finish this fic, but whatever. I'm not sure if I'll get someone to beta read it.