Smallishbeans Stories

A silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck

The feathered man fell from the sky. To not continue his life. Yet he does not die. But only finds confusion and strife. The nicest vex, having his friend almost slain. He takes a break, and has his friend turn into his date. The Vex vows for investigation to find who had done it with that disdain. Though it will be tough, along for the ride, having his new mate. Grian's life was a mess, having fallen down from some scaffolding and losing his memory, he takes an interest in Scar. Scar, having a new clingy buddy, has to find out who shot Grian, and bring them to justice, all while juggling a practical baby, and his job. The first in the ~Fallen Feathers~ series. ~Scaredy Cat~ is a prequel/spin off. ~Diamond Dust~ is a spin off. ~Finding Father~ is the sequel to this. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to Earl (@198989898) on Twitter/X.

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

The title! Will be updated every day at 12:00 est (Art is NOT mine) FIRST PART IS ON MY PROFILE!!

Wings Of Fire x Hermitcraft (and a few lifers!) crossover. The Dragonet Prophecy was meant to decide the fate of Pyrrhia. Instead, it broke. Eggs vanished, dragonets were abandoned, and queens across the continent made quiet, irreversible choices-discarding lives that did not fit the prophecy's narrow design. Some of those dragonets survived. Some were altered by fate itself. Years later, a group of dragon riders-each bonded to a dragon the world once rejected, feared, or tried to erase-live hidden in the Forgotten Kingdom. They are not the dragonets of prophecy, nor are they replacements. They are something new: riders and dragons bound by trust rather than destiny, by choice rather than prophecy. As war resurfaces and the truth behind the missing eggs comes to light, the riders are forced into a conflict they were never meant to fight. Old prophecies resurface, new ones begin to form, and the line between fate and free will blurs beyond repair. In the end, Pyrrhia will not be saved by prophecy alone-but by those willing to defy it, rewrite it, and accept the cost of doing so. A Wings of Fire Hermitcraft and Life Series crossover AU exploring dragon riders, fractured prophecy, found family, love amid chaos, and the consequences of deciding who deserves to exist. Art by me, super proud of it

Joel was made for loneliness, he liked being alone. But after traumatic event after traumatic event. His one comfort became his curse. No matter what he did, he just kept crawling back.

[Highschool AU Updates Wednesdays] Scar was transferred to an international school with Grian and his friends. Scar and Grian have an instant connection with each other. Meanwhile, Cuteguy and Hotguy finally meet up again after a while of being away and something different happens between them.

"You guys aren't going to budge on this, are you? You- you don't even have a proper boat, there's none of the cannons or anything. Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, it's hard breaking laws after so many years of running a benevolent kingdom. You guys know about where the empires are, and free trade agreements, and the structural integrity of certain buildings, not whatever it is you're planning." "So what?" Joel said, seemingly taking on the brunt of this debate. "We can, I dunno, steal treasure from the abandoned empires. We know where all their stuff is anyway, so hah, take that-" There was a pause. A realization shared among all three in the conversation, if you will. Not quite a lull, per se-this is something that would be marked in a script, that would be etched into history, that would seal their fates in aptly said teasing words. "Joel," began Lizzie, "Did you just come up with a near-flawless plan to become pirates?" He seemed to consider this. Looked to Jimmy, offered him a shit-eating grin. "Sorry, lad. I think you just led us right to a solution." - OR; Joel & Lizzie decide that they're best suited for a life at sea. An old friend from years past (it's only been a month or two) makes a treacherous deal with forces he doesn't understand. From their graves, ghosts of past empires arise. When present grudges and future feuds stir the pot, will our valiant heroes make it out alive? Oh, and also... there are hot women. Lots of them. Trust me. - hi all! this is essentially a sequel to High Tide, another book I have in my library- this is set to be a bit more epic though, I have a notebook's worth of planning! if you've not read it, this will make very little sense. still, welcome!

This is a hero and villain au story(if you can't tell from the cover, it's a jizzie story)

Each chapter is a random Jizzie Story, Enjoy! <3

If y'all don't know One shot books or chapters are different stories combined in one book. It's a different story each chapter. They're all short and for one Part of the book only but that's the complete story of the author for that certain idea. So, with the description aside. Hope you guys enjoy this book!

is everything really fine? grian had moved on and so have the hermits, setting off to a new season. This did not go to plan however as grian was casted off- to a server with people he knew too much. notes; welcome to xelqua (watcher!grian) book 2 electric bogaloo! [Pls go to my published section to see book 1 ] update will be by the second weekend- or something. please be lenient on the critics but please have feedback!

IN WHICH: Angels and demons don't mix, and when they do, demons tend to chase after them, trying to kill every last one of the hybrids. So before they could even speak a word, Ranboo and (Y/N) were sent to the Overworld to seek cover from death. But they find the two anyways. --- Eventually, Techno stopped. We made our way a couple meters away before stopping and looking towards him curiously. Was this the best decision? No. But are we dumb seventeen year olds? Oh most definitely. Techno stood still for a moment, looking at the ground, before sighing and nodding to himself- what I thought was himself. He looked towards us. "You're lucky that Dan got through to him." "Philza?" Ranboo asked quietly. Techno made a noise that was in between a laugh and a scoff. "Yeah." Tubbo let out a breath of relief as he leaned on the wall, sinking to the ground, practically collapsing. "I have never ran more in my life." "At least we're alive." I muttered as Ranboo fell down backwards as well, landing on the cloud floor in relief. "I'm so tired." he groaned. I simply sat back right on my ass, breathing out harshly. OR I squeezed Ranboo in a hug one last time before laying him down on the cloudy floor, a little closer to Tubbo before stepping over him, sword still in hand. "You killed my best friends." I glared as Techno watched as always, nonchalant. "You killed my best friends!" "It's my job, kid." "Fuck you." Techno swung his axe idly, "as an assassin, I get that more than you'd think." He sighed, "wanna get this started?" "Oh I want this more than just started." I scoffed, "I want you dead." "You can try." --- 100 views - 2021-11-12

Pen and Ink. Just Pen and Ink... and a stroll down memory lane. What a bloody waste of time, Grian. Life Series Book 1

⚠️THIS BOOK IS NOW DISCONTINUED!!!⚠️ The immortal Blue Axolotl, Elizabeth, or more commonly known as Lizzie, has been in a cage her entire life, as she was captured at a mere seven months. But when she catches the eye of the young prince of Mazalea, she realizes that everything just might change.

Rebreather - An Empires SMP High School AU fic (Flower Husbands) "This wind could blow ice into anyone's lungs, I'm grateful that mine have thawed." Cover art is my fav flower husbands fan art, created by TotalClown_ on Pinterest (I altered it to cover size to the best of my ability lolll) Jimmy has a great friend group, he's doing good in school, and he's on track to become the next Codfather. He has a pretty normal life for an heir to an empire. However, his entire life is turned around by one new face at his school. Scott, the heir to the Rivendell throne and previous private school attendee, has finally convinced his parents to let him go to a regular school after endless bullying at the private school. He thinks he's escaped it all, but could he truly be so lucky? All characters are created and owned by the creators in the Empires SMP on YouTube! Go watch it if you haven't!

Any characters in this story are not based on real people, they are based on personas and my own✨creative liberties✨ The reason there will be no real description is I am making this up as I go. One of my friends helps me with ideas for the storyline of this book. Characters in this story will often be out of character and anything that is mentioned in this story is simply my headcanon for this story. If anyone featured in this fic is uncomfortable with anything written, let me know and I will delete it. WARNING! REALLY FUCKIN' SHORT CHAPTERS! TWs Self harm, attempted suicide, suicidal ideation, blood, swearing, implied eating disorders Cool ranking things (dated by when I noticed them) DD/MM #1 in smalletho 13/12/25 #1 in boatboys 13/12/25 #1 in smallishbeans 18/12/25 #1 in martyn 22/12/25 #1 in treebark 22/12/25 #1 in grian 25/12/25 &lt;-how! tysm! Cover by Leviathan on Pinterest

What if a terrible accident happened to a close friend? Maybe even a crush? You may not like this book as its quite sad. This book is for all the dear Potatoflakes and sweet #Gracy fans. #1 in #Gracy on June 10, 2019

The day finally came when Joel proposed to Lizzie. Cute, romantic, and personal, the only way to purpose.

Just a bunch of one-shots of Empires SMP. Season 2, and Season 1. Accepting of both seasons. ALSO, Chromia is the place to DYE for. That's Scott's slogan for season 2 of Empires. Go watch it!