Smampoo Stories

I swalloed shampooo, probly gonna die, it smelled like fruit, that was a lie. called the number on the bottle talkd to a guy he said vo mit i said why he said poisned i said bye i looke at my finger i look at my lfe it wasnt that much ill prol=bly be fine. I SWALLED SHAMPOO PROBPLYU GINNA DIE