Smartalec Stories

Princely and Royal (Pompous and Spoiled) Intro/Description: “Must you do this, mother! I don’t even want to be matched up like this! Just stop, it’s annoying and stupid.” She rolled her eyes. “I’m so sorry, Your Highness, my daughter is not feeling well, and must be having some slight delusions. She is usually much more behaved and would be honoured to be spoken to by the prince of our land,” my mother practically begged apologetically. She stood up taller and addressed the whole crowd, “A message to y’all from the kingdom of common sense, YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE SOMEONE TO MARRY A GIRL THROUGH PURE SUGAR COATING, you too mother. You know how much I hate being here and yet you force my hand! I do not plan on staying in this portion of the room for any longer than necessary.” The fuming girl declared in a loud defiant voice. ------------ Lady Britalia, more known as Talia, is the daughter of a duke and lady, but she is so done with it. She would love nothing more than to spend the day curled up in bed with a book, or practicing knife throwing at portraits of pompous ladies she has grown to dislike. So what if you get to be called a “lady,” you have to be dragged to these god awful parties in ball gowns and jewelry that drag you down into the floor. Then there’s Prince Jonathan. Talia knows absolutely nothing about him, therefore cannot judge his character, but cannot stand the crowds of ladies and mothers vying for his attention, trying to match him up with their daughters. Unfortunately, that includes her mother. Doesn’t life suck for a lady. “God, I am surrounded by fools.”

*I walked out of class, then bump into someone and drop my books.* "Watch where you're going!" Says this random boy I bumped into. "Says you!!!!" I say. *he rolls his eyes and kicks my books across the hallway and walks off* "ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I groan. * Mario picks up my books then walks to me* "Awe little baby didn't get what he wanted. Look, y/n you might not want to talk back to that kid he might not look like it, but he can do plenty of damage. When you get home look up Weston Koury rage moments, and you'll see what I'm saying. *ding* I gtg ttyl"

Hi~ This is my second story! I hope you're gonna like it. Again I'm sorry for any mistakes in grammar, English isn't my first language.

To sum it up, it's a book full of jokes, pranks, ways to annoy people, etc. Pretty much random stuff. Some of these things don't belong to me and some do.

Persephone (Persy) Wayland was always a little to hotheaded and rebellious, but because she ignored most people and had good GPA, people sometimes classified her as a nerd. They are completely wrong. And by the way she prefers to term 'Intellectual Badass.' She meets cute guy whom she has been at the same school with for years, but never really talked to. They hit it off as friends, but who knows what will happen? So Persy lives her normal life, cough cough "normal", until a new guy comes to town and unfortunately she knows him. He broke her heart, but that's how she learned to be strong and independent and reached her full potential. And maybe a bit too much arrogance and violence. Two cliche's to choose from: BFF or Jackass. Which one is real, which one brings out the best? Can the friend zone ever be beaten?  ©books_1315

Seven Haring is a 17 year old girl. She, as well as the rest of us, are living in the in- between. The time between life and death. See what happens as Seven lives through the in- between and how it all ends.

* By the way, you are Dawn's twin sister - you know the animal lover slash weirdo from Season 4 * (Y/N) is a delinquent with a dark past and an attitude that rivaled Duncan's. She's a contestant on Total Drama Island. Does she want to be here? Hell no! But, alas, here she is, to be a good daughter and hopefully save her mother from dying. (Y/N) catches Duncan's eye, along with many others. Will she return their feelings? Win the million? Reveal it all? I don't know, you'll have to read to find out!