Smartass Stories

Collections of funny and inspirational quotes from unknown and famous people in the in the internet. Sometimes I do my own. Hope this book will inspire you as it did to me.:)

Trevor is your average rich jerk and smart-ass. But everything changes when he gets caught up in an experimental and extraterrestrial government experiment and gets a conscience.

i swear. so warning.

Previously: His Ice Queen. Maria Valentino, is a 21 year old college student, who is attending Elite University, the world's best University for the youth of the worlds politicians. At young age Maria's parents, Marcus and Aria Valentino, Italian lawyers, die of the misfortune of being in Manhattan, during the fall of the twin towers, leaving poor Maria to be raised by their house keeper. Growing up cold and blunt, Maria never had encountered the gift of a friend, and focused on her studies, leading Maria to graduate with a 4.0 GPA in high school, at the tender age of 13. Now 21 Maria has already graduated college multiple times with Master's degrees in all fields, and is working to finish her Law degree, in honor of her parents with no distractions, but what happens when a certain young man joins her college and irritates her every chance he gets. Vincent De Angelo, is the worlds youngest and most successful billionaire. Unlike Maria, Vincent's parents are alive and love their boy despite his cold and challenging demeanor. As a child Vincent was always ahead of the game, extremely intelligent, causing him to continue his education at a faster pace online. When the government ask for his diploma and Vincent shows the online copy, the government demands he goes to Elite University and graduates with a "real" diploma. Although cross with the idea of going through college again, Vincent finds himself falling for his student guide, finding her intriguing, and makes a vow he will make Maria Valentino, Maria De Angelo. Will she accomplish her goal? Will he accomplish his? Can he claim HIS ICE QUEEN? Or are her walls built too high? Warning! Mature themes and strong languages! Do not report or copy! Not Fantasy ---@snakesam11

BBC Sherlock fanfiction - Sherlock Holmes, mastermind and consulting detective solved crimes with his one and only friend John Watson. But how will his life change after John is pushed into family life with an assassin as a wife?

These two collide in their own worlds and have their heads stuck in their own game. As Joanna and Xavier meet and their focuses are broken watch their ambitions come down to a crashing halt and their realisations of what's to come next is not what they had in mind at all.

2008. That was the year it all came crashing down. Angeline "Angel" Davis Lockwood was in a fatal car crash that year. Of course, the fatal part wasn't aimed at her. No, her longtime boyfriend, Drew Micina Iris was the one that died in the crash, leaving Angel alone. 2 years later, she still isn't over it but soon finds her self trying to stay faithful to Drew but falling for the new guy, Mattew.

It's in the fine print.... Feel free to ask for a quote

Smartass remarks are all in this book. Read if you dare.

Ignore the very aesthetic photo of me and my friend. Anyways as it says it says in the title it's basically just stuff that goes down in a secondry school so enjoy :)

Lost World is about a girl named Arabella who had a perfectly dysfunctional life, she didn't have perfect grades, she didn't have all the boys, her parents had a failed marriage, and her life is going to shit. To escape all her problems, she hangs out with her best friends Michael, Annie, Jack, and Isabella. After doing graffiti on an abandoned school and the cops find out, everyone bolts, but Isabella is left behind. The clique tries to find their lost friend and uncover huge secrets about their small town.

When 17 year old Samantha Williams is torn form her normal life into a world of magic and mystery.

Hi. This is a rant book. ☺️ If you are smart and are open minded. Then continue reading If you are a retard. Then stop. And go die in a hole. THANK YOU FOR NOT BEING A DICK ❤️

Megan Isabelle Roberts is a new student in C University, she's 16 and currently living with her older brother in LA. She has this long curled brown hair and sea blue eyes, behind those blue eyes there's a secret that even megan doesn't know. "It's been 13 years and still we couldn't find her, we've hired a lot of investigators and still she's not yet found  we miss her mom, we do" "We're not giving up we'll find her,and i think we found her, she's studying in our university, you and your friends actually know her, i'm still waiting for the results of the DNA test" Jake Austingurb is a definition of  a Bad boy, Bullie or Gangster whatever you call it. He loves to mess around with people, Joins Gang fights, Get drunk all night, play with girls hearts and etc. He has this blue eyes and brown hair. "Your lost and I found you"

"Names Alex. Alex Jones." Alex said taking out his packet of cigarettes. "I'm well aware of who you are Alex. We are best friends." Jack said shaking his head as he chuckled slightly. "I know you know. But what if you didn't know but now you do, You're welcome." Alex explained with his 1,000 dollar smile. " Jack shook his head again. "One day someones going to hit you." Alex looked up, "I feel sorry for the basted that tries." Alex Jones a socially awkward teen and Jack Edwards, the star quarterback of the football team. Two close teenage friends that find something forming between them that neither can explain. What will they do if their new found friend Lucy Matthews or family find out their secret? Follow Alex Jones and Jack Edwards on this new journey of drama and highschool.

She's feisty, he's cold She's simple, he's complicated She's stubborn, he's arrogant She's spring, he's winter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Raine Lucas was sold to a ruthless mafia Lord who she finds arrogant and pompous. She never anticipated what she would encounter with him. ***†****†*****†****†***†*** Asher Garcia is a ruthless mafia Lord who doesn't fear anything or give a damn. He's emotionless and businesslike. He doesn't take no for an answer and when a gambling scoundrel falls into his debts, he has to pay with his daughter. Asher doesn't want another prim and pretty princess but when he gets her, she's more than what he bargained for. What would be the outcome of this unusual love tangle. Get your popcorn and soda ready and let's begin the ride Xoxo June

Stubborn vs. Arrogant. Snarky vs. Egotistical. Smartass vs. Dangerous. In other words, Kira Harriman vs. Chase Brandt. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kira Harriman is the Alpha of the Shadow pack. Yup, you heard right. Alpha. She's the badass, protective nerd who doesn't give a flip unless you are in her pack. But her pack members aren't called the Shadows for nothing. They are some of the deadliest wolves on the world map. But don't worry, they're nice... usually. Kira has only 3 priorities in her life. Her family, her friends, and her pack. That's exactly why she doesn't need a mate. He would just get in the way of her duties to the pack, and would be a great weakness for enemies to exploit. So when stupid, conceited, player and long time enemy Chase Brandt, also the Alpha of the Moontide pack, turns out to be her mate, Kira naturally freaks out. And he didn't reject her like she thought! What's a girl Alpha to do?! Chase Brandt is one of the most feared Alphas in the world. Yeah, he's a player, but hey, it isn't his fault that the girls think his face and body were hand-crafted by the Moon Goddess herself. He's a guy with needs and he hasn't found his mate yet. Speaking of mate, he doesn't really want one. If he happens to find her, then he'll keep her if she is pretty enough and lets him mess around. If she is not, then there's always rejection. When he finds that temperamental, nerdy Kira Harriman, Alpha of the Shadow pack (and the only girl in the entire world who HATES him), is his oh-so-precious mate, he takes that as a personal challenge from the Moon Goddess. But how do you woo a girl who can kill you in 23 humanly possible ways (and 17 ways supernaturally)?! Oh and did I mention that there is a 328 year-old feud between the two packs?!

Peter admitted that after studying for three years, he is ready to invite his dad on campus. Nobody expected what happened during the visit and how it all ended. Words: 3179

one school one girl second school one girl, one dog third school one girl one boy and a million memories....and a youtube channel. .....I tried (sounds cheesy but trust me....it's good.......flying turtle unicorns)