Smartass Stories

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK, IT'S TRASH • "I dare you to make the Freak fall in love with you." His small smirk suddenly turns into an evil grin. "Deal," • Finn Wolfhard, the most popular guy in school and number one heartbreaker of his school is dared to make the Freak of the school a.k.a Millie Bobby Brown to fall in love with him. Will Finn be successful at being number one heartthrob? Or will anti-social Millie makes Finn fall in love with her? [Cover By: @TheRauraParadise]

Collection of original quotes, lines I'd read and phrases I'd heard. Those words, lines and phrases composed the mantra I uttered. When the mirror blasted my nerves, I just repeated those mantras and the ugly voice always defeated.  Be inspired and conquer your own demon. Enjoy the ride. >> Thank you ya'll for reading/commenting/voting and putting this on your library..;)

COMPLETED It all started when my mom wants to get rid of my grade and I desperately need help. No one could help me but him, the smart ass of our school. All I want for him is to teach me in math, cruel how he teach me to love him. "My Smart ass..." She said. "My idiot ass..." He replied.

comebacks to throw at everyday jerks.

me being an smart-ass for sum movement. 💁‍♂️

Sarcasm.....now served all day! Its an art. If it was a science, I'd have my PhD. Well, I wish it was available as a font!

It has funny versions of the creepy crew. If u didn't see The Creepy Crew then I recommend to watch it. Plz comment on them plz. I want to no Wut u think of them.

what happens when stiles finally snapped and is now full of attitude and doesn't care anymore ~ takes place after Nogitsune

When Penelope, that is Nelly to her friends, or friend; Jamie (who happens to be a witch) goes on a date with her coworker Court. She's been eyeing for a while now and it finally time to make something happen. Court, miraculously agrees to a date and it goes well. Or at least Nelly thinks so, that is, until he ghosts her. Upset, she finds solace in her bestie, Jamie who then sends Court back in time to the 1700s as punishment for his wronging Nelly. Nelly then begs Jamie to bring him back but when she refuses Nelly makes a different, more... desperate request. To send her back in time so she can save him. Jamie agrees. She sends Nelly to the seventeen hundreds with one hundred items of her choosing. Choosing things to bring is easy. Living in the 1700s is not. And neither is saving Court.

Just some book with wise-ass comments to stupid questions I thought up while I was bored. I'm going to update when I feel like it *You've been warned*

Ally has been the top student from 1st grade on. Now in her 11th grade advanced courses she has to tutor the school jock Dean Winchester.

Some of the rarest, most funniest people use at a daily basis HIGHEST RANK = #1 in rarest HIGHEST RANK = #70 in roasted HIGHEST RANK = #18 in smartass ©

Lucy is an average teen...... Oh, wait, she isn't an 'average' teen! Her mind isn't like others and she always wants to hurt someone.........

Collections of funny and inspirational quotes from unknown and famous people in the in the internet. Sometimes I do my own. Hope this book will inspire you as it did to me.:)

Juno moves back to her home town in North Carolina after living in New York for the worst five years of her life. She makes a new life for herself and even falls in love, but trouble seems to follow her everywhere. Well, she's just going to have to find a way to rid of that trouble, isn't she?

Read if you want to laugh, cry, fall off your chair, throw something, punch a wall or just plain need to see some smart ass comments, this book is for you! Welcome to Groupchat Celebrity style! 8 celebs 4 girls 4 guys A lot of chatting.

Basically rebirth ang story na to. I actually doesn't have a plan and plot for this and just going with the flow. I'm writing this for fun. Some future scenes are pwede na related sa real life na pangyayare. Hindi ako fluent sa english obviously. So gusto ko na I expect niyo na madami ang mali mali dito HAHAHAHA. Kung May mag babasa man~~~ Hindi ko din alam bakit "Blue Underneath" yung title. Dati pa tong story na to and now ko lang naisipan ituloy. Mga 2022 pa ata to and 2023 ko lang nabasa uli yung prolouge HAHAHA. Blue underneath ata kasi sa prolouge makikita natin na parang masama yung bida~ (spoiler ahead) but actually like sad talaga siya and blue means sad (idk for me?) and tinatago niya yun underneath by masking it with bravery and being a bad- you know~ HAHAHA so that's all and the explanation. Expect bad words and uhhh unprofessional and cringey and really cliché scenarios.

Kaizer Luke Allison is a super model and a son of a CEO. He gets everything he wants until his father told him to study at Crimson Royal University where she meets Hersainthe Alvarez the girl who dislike him the most.