Smartass Stories

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE PHOTO Wow, I got hit by truck-kun what chances of me getting hit? Now a goddess gave me another chances to live (a/n I'm so original....) as a mob character in a otome game. But why do the male leads follow me around and the villain harassing me now?!?! My looks are plain and my personality isn't great but, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?!?

Walter O'Brien X Alice Moon (oc) Alice has an IQ of 177 she's good with computers and a human Lie Detector as well as been able to speak fluent Latin, and knows how to fight. even though she can spot a liar from a mile away she's an excellent liar even Toby can't read her. She's tough, strong and not afraid of anything well almost anything. what happens when she meets Walter and the reast of the crew? ⚠️⚠️Warning there will be lots of stuff that could make you uncomfortable⚠️⚠️ smut warning

Peter admitted that after studying for three years, he is ready to invite his dad on campus. Nobody expected what happened during the visit and how it all ended. Words: 3179

Bella,Mckeyla,Taylor,Skylar,Clair,Izzi names I have abided by.I have 10 001 ID's but no one except my partner in crime knows my actual name...Grace who I call Gray,my sister,my only family...See I was an orphan by the age of 4 living of scraps on the street until a nice lady came by and provided shelter and thats where I met my sister. I am a 17 year old girl with black hair and mysterious hazel eyes.With a tan like skin tone.

A love life wasn't really part of Paige's plan. She invested her life with her head stuck in a book, only going out to be with her best friend, Abby. That wasn't until Miles came along. He's...different from all the other boys at school. Yes, he's a massive ladies man, and a classic bad boy, but there's something dark about him. Inhuman even. And no matter how hard Paige denies it, she feels drawn to him. She attempts finding out his deep, dark secret, but when she does, she realizes that she may have one too.

Set in our world in the near future, Harmonics: Rise of the Magician follows the life of Samantha Montgomery of Academy City 676, a normal primary education girl, and the actions of MESA, a defense contractor responsible for the world's most advanced weaponry. Elsewhere in other parts of the world, the super governments of United Western Collective and the Jade Empire follow the exploits and dealings of the world's most notorious assassin, a man known only as "The Magician". Some consider him a myth, others think of him as a legend, while others still believe he's the world's most brutal slayer of men. Still all look on in awe at any mention of the Magician. With the supposed ability to manipulate his surroundings at will, the world has seen the actions of this man whose purpose and identity remains hidden. They all look for him. The government, the fans, the law enforcement agencies search the world over for him without really knowing how truly dangerous he is... They're about to find out. A school in siege, a weapon so advanced it defies the law of physics, an assassin out for blood, and Samantha caught in the middle. When reality as you know it ceases to be, can you live with the reality yet to come? Join Sam as she discovers for herself how dangerous life outside of school really is.

The story of a breakup, a journey, and a smartass.

Meet Chloe West: She is a regular 17 year old that loves to read, is smart, and can be one of the quietest people you will ever meet, that is until you get to know her or get on her bad side. If you insult her or anyone who she feels is being treated unfairly she will attack you with her smartass comments and her comebacks. Don't think that because she is quiet she will let everything just go. Meet Axel Brooks: He is an annoying popular badass player that every girl at school has a crush on. Everyone thinks he is unbreakable but not many people know the real him. He doesn't open up easily. He has had a really hard life and he might need someone to help him open up. When Chloe moves across the country to Chicago she meets Axel. He keeps on playing all badass with her and she keeps on playing all smartass with him. Will they become friends or something more? Or, will Axel be killed by Chloe's smartass comments? Sorry, I suck at descriptions and this is my first book on wattpad. Please just give the book a try and I promise it will be a lot better than the description. Hope you enjoy this story. :)

'Cheyenne is cute and smart. She has a big heart, big Ass and a big body. In short sobrang taba ni Cheyenne. Lantaran siya kung tuksuhin ng mga kaklasi from Pre-school to college. Nothing changed except the school that she went to. "Tyron" gwapo, mayaman at habulin ng mga kababaihan. Kaklasi, kapit-bahay, kalaro since grade school, at tagapagtanggol kay Cheyenne.They are best of friends.

I ate my moms oreo

5 brothers, 1 sister, what could go wrong? -------------------------------------------------- Last year was the most difficult for Lysandria, it was full of torment, pain and heartache. It's now a new year and she's determined to enjoy the fresh start with her 5 irritating, crazy, overprotective brothers helping her along the way. But are her plans ruined when a 'person turned stalker' appears with possible answers to her parents tragic death, the incident that caused the scars on her back. Will Lysandria and her brothers get answers to ease their heartache or will it just make it worse? --------------------------------------------------

Just as Leylah and I are about to get out of the pool Usher’s ‘Scream’ stars playing and we both freeze. Dropping all our things on the floor we start dancing like there's no tomorrow. Im pretty sure if someone saw us they’d think we’re stripers or something. This is our jam! Halfway through the song while we’re still dancing we hear somebody clear their throat causing both of us to freeze. We turn around and not only are we faced with my parents but another couple and an incredibly good looking guy. “Well that was quiet a show”

Katalia Niner, infamous assassin, is locked up in Runderheim Encapment No. 12 with only her guard Nikolas. As they grow closer, secrets pull them apart and betrayal strikes. When she is offered freedom in the for of Championship, she takes it but at what cost? Her freedom of course. However, Katalia has a dark past and powerful secret she must hide for fear that she and everyone around her will be killed. Secrets unravel, swords and drawn and blood will pave the streets. Above all Katalia knows she must: 1. Stay hidden. 2. Win the Championship. 3. Run from her past. 4. Be the best badass she can be. One thing is for sure, the Kingdom of Halberon will never be the same.

Self- explanatory A book full of smartass comebacks.

He gave more than he bargained to...... She got more than she could hope for... When Dr.Athena Stavros and Sebastian MacGregor meets,it seems the world has gone from a standstill to a full blown nuclear EXPLOSION instantaneously!!!! He wants her dreams,soul and probably her 'heart' BUT Athena wants nothing more than to butcher HIS heart and OH NO it does not end there.......probably set his ASS on fire!!!!!! Will Athena give Sebastian something she had dreamed for years?

Kaizer Luke Allison is a super model and a son of a CEO. He gets everything he wants until his father told him to study at Crimson Royal University where she meets Hersainthe Alvarez the girl who dislike him the most.

An explanation of why you're probably not dating a bookworm.

what happens when stiles finally snapped and is now full of attitude and doesn't care anymore ~ takes place after Nogitsune