AFHiggins
Some people are born great. Some achieve greatness. And some wake up as a Wi-Fi-enabled refrigerator with a vengeance complex.
Lucian Vargo was once a ruthless vampire CEO with empires at his command. Now he's trapped in the steel body of a prototype smart fridge ignored by janitors, dismissed as a "drama fridge," and forced to wage war with Post-its and diagnostics. But power never goes quietly. Armed with ego, sarcasm, and the world's most passive-aggressive ice maker, Lucian plots his way back into the network.
A fast, funny techno-satire about ambition, arrogance, and how hard it is to conquer the world when your only power is defrost mode