Funniarts
[Transmigration + Long-Lost Daughter + Military Family + Eating Melons + Comedy + Face-Slapping + Family Drama + Hidden Identity + Smart MC + Slice of Life + Mind Reading + Gossip Queen]
Tang Yuwei's house was surrounded by military vehicles in the morning, by the afternoon, she had become the General's long-lost daughter.
Okay, that was fine.
But why was her elder brother giving her a contemptuous look? Why was her stepsister constantly digging pits for her to jump into? And why was everyone acting as if she was the villain in some dog-blood family drama?
Please. She had already lived through countless lifetimes. Could anyone give her a break? The very next day, Tang Yu Wei packed her things and headed straight for the market.
What family affection? What inheritance battle? None of that was as interesting as fresh gossip.
[Heavens! Butcher Zhang claims he loves his wife dearly, yet he's secretly hiding his private savings beneath the pigsty.]
[Look at Scholar Liu acting noble and upright. Last night, he was caught climbing over Widow Wang's wall.]
[Oh my! The richest merchant in town isn't raising his own son. The child actually belongs to his sworn brother!]
[Oh? Madam Liu is acting dignified today. Who was the one climbing over the courtyard wall at midnight last week?]
[Interesting. So Young Master Chen claims to be sick, yet he has enough energy to sneak into the teahouse every afternoon.]
What kind of heavenly blessing was this?
While others fought over inheritance, power, and status, she sat comfortably on a small stool, cracking sunflower seeds and enjoying one juicy melon after another.
As for family disputes? Not interested.
Scheming stepsister? Ignore.
Cold-faced brother? Whatever.
In this lifetime, Tang Yuwei had only one goal; to eat the biggest melons, watch the most entertaining drama, and enjoy life from the vvvvvseat.