Smartmouth Stories

He came for the debt. And stayed for the headache. He - A ruthless mafia boss with zero patience. He doesn't request, he commands. Yeah, he gets irritated easily. The kind who barks orders and doesn't take any damn nonsense. He's got no time for drama. But somehow... he ended up with his favorite headache in the form of a tiny, chaotic girl with a spicy smart mouth. "God dammit, would you please stop being so annoying already?" She - A sweet little menace. (Seriously, who's the donkey that keeps calling her annoying and clumsy? She's not that bad. Okay... maybe just a little.) She doesn't take orders, and she sure as hell doesn't care if you're some scary mafia guy. Come on-it's her mouth. She knows how to use it... especially to annoy him. "I will. But then who's gonna make your dull life more interesting, huh?" She's the fuel to his fire. He's the nightmare she dares to flirt with. This isn't love. It's chaos. A mind-blasting, sanity-testing chaos. And he's already losing. "Fine. You win, Trouble." "Hehe. Of course I always do, Mr. Mob Ken. Now you owe me a favor... and don't you dare ask what it is." Two completely opposite personalities. One roof. Will he survive her bratty mouth and wild ideas? Will she melt under his demanding presence-or just keep pushing his buttons? What happens when the mafia boss knocks on her door to collect her brother's debt or something more... but ends up stuck with her instead? Will he throw her out? Or keep her forever? Are they meant to be together?

Okay, so picture this: you're at some event, maybe a party, a work thing, a religious gathering, it doesn't really matter and there's that person... you know the one... who just doesn't stop talking. They're going on and on about something you couldn't care less about, and they keep glancing at you like they expect you to chime in with some life-altering insights. And you, like me, just want to shout, "Can you please stop talking?!" But, you know, you can't actually say that. So what do you do? You need an escape route, a verbal escape pod, something to get you out of that conversation without setting off World War III. And that, my friend, is exactly why i wrote this book. Because trust me, i've been there. One time i actually wanted to say this to someone: "I'm sure whatever i have to say can wait till you're smarter" and i wish i did. • THIS BOOK contains ESCAPE LINES to get you out of any situation. Think of it as your personal get-out-of-jail-free card for those moments when you just need to disappear - verbally, of course. •• Your VOTES and COMMENTS are my ammunition - so please, let me know what you think! Share your laughs, your gasps😱, and your survival tips! Let's build our own little tribe of social ninjas together. We'll be UNSTOPPABLE. ••• BY THE WAY, I OWN ALL THESE WORDS AND IDEAS (just a friendly reminder!☺️). I worked hard to bring you this wisdom, so if you see any other copycats out here, send them my way... or better yet, just show them your amazing escape skills.😭 •••• If you spot any typos that i didn't catch, please let me know respectfully. Because even a master escape artist needs a little help now and then. ••••• THANKS for joining the escape plan! I know we're about to have a not-so-awkward journey together!🤗🧡

The title basically gives it away😂😂 anygays please read this y'all got it I'm desperate for this book getting noticed🤧. READ VOTE COMMENT. Warnings* Swearing/foul language🤩

When a smart, studious, gorgeous, yet shy girl who is in Harvard takes a trip To Greece and meets 3 guys, a soccer player, a Harvard student, and another Harvard student. Who will she choose? (ALSO THIS IS MY FIRST STORY, HOPE YOU LOVE IT)

A story of teenage mischief and summer flings; sometimes our lives aren't what we'd dream to live.. But if you hang on long enough, you just might get to see the little treats life hands us. It's always going to be hard, and no matter what people are going to break your heart, you just have to decide which ones are worth getting over it for. Delani had made up her mind about life when she was real young, nothing could stop the fact that Delani had a plan, and no one she'd ever meet would change her mind. "Life just sucks, then sometimes it doesn't." - Delani Reynolds

Luca Arslan and her boys live somewhat eventful lives in the bustling city of Syracuse, New York. They expect to carry out the rest of their high school lives in sweet oblivion, not prepared for the dual arrival of Valerius Ausar and Kyril Dragoumis. Who might they be? One of them seems to want to wreak havoc on the group of five who believe themselves invincible. The other wants to join that group; he wants to know their secrets, their weaknesses.

Elena Dawson is a college freshman, not too shy... not too reckless...but falls for the most reckless guy, Tyler Banks. I know.... cliche, right!!! But what happens when she receives an admirer who is subtle and so perfect for her, Kyle Blair. Kyle is determined to have Elena and Tyler is determined to not let that happen. So who should she go with? A stable choice or a risky one but a true one. I say, she should go for both. I'll just say that she is in lots of trouble and the disability to not lie is gonna get her in a lot more trouble ;) This book contains explicit information and mature content so read at your own discretion. Other than that enjoy the book ... XOXO.

Aurora did not choose to live with her biological dad. She has siblings to take care of and a mother to protect from her abusive stepfather. But she isn't left with much of a choice. So here she is, awkward white trash transplanted to a cold mansion and sent to a private rich kid school. She'd never known her dad had money because she hadn't known her dad. It would have been nice to know when she'd been living in a roach-infested trailer eating Ramen. But she knows the guy who keeps breaking into her email account and working around the blocks on her phone. She knows very well what a lover like that will lead to. But some relationships can't be cut off cold turkey. She tries her best to get through the adjustment by doing what she does best: acting like she's fine, being a boss of bathroom jokes, and programming dragons that can destroy any program down to its roots with a click of a mouse. This unintentionally garners the attention of her new school's anti-social hacker, who half the student body fears and the other half avoids.

Facing a hostile force, Angie is hell-bent on triumph. With no friend or ally, she will stand or fall. Alone.

Brianna Michaels is your typical nerd. Good grades, a social outcast, an outlaw... You name it. The only thing she has in common with a regular teenager is the fact that she has a boyfriend: Lance Hieran. When Lance travels to Australia for 12 months and Brianna graduates from high school. She decides to loosen up a little bit once she gets to college. To take her mind of her boyfriend leaving and to celebrate her first week in college, she finds herself in a club with her closest friends. She accidentally gets drunk and meets Michael Summers who is smitten about her from the beginning .When she wakes up the following morning with a massive hangover she discovers that she is married to Michael. But ding dong, that's not the only problem Brianna is facing Her long lost(she traveled and left Brianna with her mother but still remained in contact) mother returns with a shocking revelation that is going to turn Brianna's world upside down Join me to find out how Brianna deals with the mess she's gotten into and how many more secrets are revealed in this story full of love, pain, betrayal and thrill. Trust me when I say you are in for a ride --------- ---------- --------- --------- --------------- ------------- "Let's get out of here babe" Drunk Michael says "No, you need to come with us" Arielle says "Yes, let's get married" Drunk Brianna says while ignoring us. They run out of the club and enter a cab before we can catch them. #110 in accidental💓💓💓💓💓 No stealing, translating or copying. Find your own inspiration!!

No one thinks the slightly cubby, ginger with glasses was the one who ruined the Wallon Kingdom. No one thinks the 5'6 girl who hasn't touched a sword in her life made the Todomik Kingdom's army finally push backs it's enemies. No one thinks the jumpy, green-eyed teenager was able the change this world- but I did. And I have every intention of doing it again. There is a story about an Otherworlder. An Otherworlder who brought destruction upon one kingdom and salvation to another. An Otherworlder who decimated the military and monarchy of one kingdom, yet reformed and renewed the life to another. An Otherworlder who stands before me, picking dirt out of her nails.

This is based off of music. It's about a Freshman girl named Emmalyn Hill, and how she met the love of her life who made her Unique. This is a Fantasy and pretty clean. Probably a ton of kissing but that's it and there's no swearing. She does go through depression tho...

Imani has watched every single movie about the first day of highschool She's officially prepared for it. Plan A: avoid mean girls, avoid popular boys, make friends, stay out of trouble. It's a typical first day and she's already fucked it up. Now she has two boys chasing after her. Little miss new girl is not very naive and she knows exactly what's going to happen. It was obvious.

She's bad, and she knows she's bad But all she's ever wanted was to feel good Chances of that shit was Unlikely

~~A collaboration between ALokiNightmare and BTSPotato_4_lyfe~~ "You want me? Why?" " why? It's simple. From the moment we made contact with each other, you belonged to me" she said dangerously close to me making sure i heard every single thing she said and the way she said it. I didn't have a response for her i was shocked and confused, but regardless i agree answered with " but I'm not normal" but her next words made me not take her seriously as a certain song came into my head. "But i still want you"

Fantana(Fanta) is just a muggleborn bookworm who wants nothing more from life than to read and sip hot cocoa. What happens when this girl gets sorted into a pureblood house? ~And that's when it hit me I'm not going to take him down by falling in line and blending in I have to show my muggle side.~ ~"You don't belong here mudblood." He spews. well, he asked for it. I cue my fellow 'mudbloods' who stomp and cap before I lick my lips and peck him on his cheek. " You got mud on your face you big disgrace. Somebody better put you back in your place." I belt as the rest sing 'we will rock you.' "I've had enough of your bloody crapplecorn," I state before striding away like a bloody badass. Eek, I can't believe I just did that!~ Besides the drama, There's a new headmaster one with ties to the infamous Grindelwald.

I should be dead. At least, that's what the government officials told me in the super-secret lab where I woke up strapped to a mattress in a windowless room...Sound problematic to anyone else? Like I told the psychos experimenting on me, I've got zero clue how I got my new powers, but I'm sure-as-shit not going to let them turn me into a deadly weapon (or squeeze me into a spangly jumpsuit). Problem is, I'm not so great at controlling whatever the hell it is I've become...Not to mention I'm on the run from my country for a teensy-weensy act of treason while being chased by a shadowy masked mute who may or may not have superhuman abilities too (but is definitely stupid hot under his off-putting disguise). I'm only 25 and my career choices have been limited to hero or villain. WTF?!? Indie Author Fangirl Moments: 1. SHORTLISTED FOR A 2021 Watty (WTF?!?) 2. A FEATURED STORY ON WATTPAD'S SUPERHERO LIST: GIRL POWER! 3. FIRST PLACE WINNER IN THE 2021 PUNK ROCK AWARDS, ACTION & ADVENTURE CATEGORY

This is a very special story. Of one miracle birth... Reimagined! The Tangled and Big Hero 6 AU likely no one imagined. Who is this miracle child? Only the bearer of dark, destructive capability. All within the lyrics of one somber, miserable song.