Smoshdamien mga kuwento

An Epic Novella by Quentin Quarantino Narrated by MC Hammer's Parachute Pants (Or Olivia, whoever's available)

❝friend please remove your hands from over your eyes for me. . .❞

AU: Saige and Shayne are siblings who grew up as child actors. Along the way, Shayne met his best friend Damien and, in adulthood, Saige meets her roommate, Courtney. Now in their 20s and 30s, this story is about them navigating the world as four former child actors trying to figure out adulthood, their careers, and of course love. **This story is an au that utilizes the likeness of internet personalities, it is in no way an actual portrayal of these persons or their relationships ***also! This is an au but I will still be using she/they pronouns interchangeably for Courtney!

Hallie can never seem to compare to her twin sister Phoenix. She's always believed herself to be second best. Never pretty or as confident. But all that changed when she meets internet superstar, Damien, and her life gets flipped upside down

Written by Quentin Quarantino Narrated by Batman's accountant (Or Ian. Whoever's available.)

"pick me uop pleease i'm desperate" "who is this" - a wrongful text turned into a blossoming abnormal relationship [ shayne x damien ] + will contain occasional mature language

By Quentin Quarantino Narrated by Sonic the Hedgehog's Podiatrist (or Shayne. Whoever's available)

By Quentin Quarantino Narrated by Morgan Freeman's golf caddy (Or Ian. Whoever's available.)

Wherever you go, there will always be someone stuck in the back of your mind, and a part of you would constantly wish that you were with them wherever you were. First love, as they call it, could be anyone: a childhood sweetheart, the child of your mom's friend that you meet in a reunion party, a neighborhood heartthrob. For Damien Christian Haas, it was his high school girlfriend, Jade Natalie Greene. Parting wasn't easy for them, but it was inevitable, as most high school relationships were. When Damien leaves Los Angeles for a good week to take a desperately needed Ian-prescribed vacation in Japan, he doesn't know what kind of ride he gets into, because when he ends up getting in a car accident, the first person to get him safely rescued was no other than on-duty journalist Jade. Upon recovering, he learns that the two of them, due to medical issues for him and visa issues for her, were stuck in the country, and they get together to face whatever the embassy has to offer. In a series of recollecting, reminiscing, and remembering, they roam the country in hopes of finally going home, but neither of them tell each other how much they've wanted to stay despite their legal troubles; just so they could stay with each other again, because maybe it isn't so bad to be somewhere else. --- STARTED: 09/04/2020 COMPLETED 2200+ words per chapter DISCLAIMER: This book does not intend to harm the image of the immigration laws of any country, nor does it intend to harm the members of Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and their affiliations. I own nothing but the cover, the book, and the character Jade Greene. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. Highest rankings: #11 in rhettandlink #88 in smosh

Damien and Y/N work together in a coffee shop. They have been for almost half a year. When Damien's feelings reach an all-time high and Shayne convinces him to say something, what could go wrong? Or what could go right? A simple Damien Haas one shot/coffee shop AU Damien X reader

Freya Scott had been doing youtube for just under three years. She did gaming videos and comedy skits, causing her channel to grow rapidly. Two weeks before she was to go for holiday she got a very unexpected email. How will it play out as she joins Smosh as a full time cast member? Will everything work out? Will the cast like her? She doesn't know, but she's ready to find out. *I DO NOT OWN THE SMOSH CHARACTERS NOR THE SONGS USED IN THIS BOOK!!*

"How's your day going?" She glanced up from the novel she was invested in. She didn't speak, sipped her drink curiously, and just stared at the hazel eyes in front of her. "So much for small talk." Interning at the Mythical Entertainment Studios, coffee runs were a common task for Damien. However, it's not until today he notices her.

so, here's a small story about Damien and Shayne being cute together. I hope you like it.

Starting out with just a meet and greet at Vidcon, ended up getting a chance of working for Smosh. Not to mention, a chance getting to hang out with your favorite member, Damien, almost every day. How will it end up? Well, your life has always been messy, let's just hope your new job will kick your life up a notch. Hello, this is my first fanfiction I've ever written, so don't judge too much. I'm updating the book every Monday and Friday, but I may get off-schedule every once in a while. I don't plan for this to be like 50 chapters, so it'll be pretty short-hope you don't mind. Anyways, enjoy the book and remember, if you're reading this fanfic, you may be just a tad bit obsessedokaybye. DOES CONTAIN SOME CURSING (not a lot, though) #1 in smoshdamien #1 in courtneymiller #11 in vidcon #2 in smoshshayne #1 in smoshfanfiction #2 in smosh

Courtney does Shayne's makeup, and Damien has an idea. Warning/Disclaimer: This story depicts two people who are just friends in real life engaging in sexual acts. This story is not meant to harm or harass Shayne, Damien, or anyone else on the Smosh crew. If you are from Smosh, here is your warning that this content will probably make you uncomfortable. Otherwise, have fun! (PS: please do not send this to Smosh. It is not the content they are looking for)

One shots based on a song, don't judge me on my song choices. They will be shaymien oneshots. Thank you for 1,000 reads

It was too easy to mess with Shayne- the small details of life get to him and let me tell you what a laugh that is. Despite the string of complaints, his favorite person in the world seemed to love it to no end. For fuck's sake, Damien! Here's a book with no particular story line, but instead, a bunch of individual chapter-to-chapter stories, told by yours truly- Dames. Published - 16th of May, 2019