Smoshdamien Stories

"pick me uop pleease i'm desperate" "who is this" - a wrongful text turned into a blossoming abnormal relationship [ shayne x damien ] + will contain occasional mature language

(THIS IS FOR MALE READERS IF YOU ARE A FEMALE READER..... well.... you better be into anal 😂😂) You've worked in smosh games since the beginning, one day when going to work you meet him in an elevator on his first day. That's when - HOLY SHIT -you fell in love. (LOTS OF SWEARING BC WHY NOT) (CONTAINS NON GRAPHIC SEX BUT HAS SEX) (VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)

"How's your day going?" She glanced up from the novel she was invested in. She didn't speak, sipped her drink curiously, and just stared at the hazel eyes in front of her. "So much for small talk." Interning at the Mythical Entertainment Studios, coffee runs were a common task for Damien. However, it's not until today he notices her.

AU: Saige and Shayne are siblings who grew up as child actors. Along the way, Shayne met his best friend Damien and, in adulthood, Saige meets her roommate, Courtney. Now in their 20s and 30s, this story is about them navigating the world as four former child actors trying to figure out adulthood, their careers, and of course love. **This story is an au that utilizes the likeness of internet personalities, it is in no way an actual portrayal of these persons or their relationships ***also! This is an au but I will still be using she/they pronouns interchangeably for Courtney!

By Quentin Quarantino Narrated by Sonic the Hedgehog's Podiatrist (or Shayne. Whoever's available)

It was too easy to mess with Shayne- the small details of life get to him and let me tell you what a laugh that is. Despite the string of complaints, his favorite person in the world seemed to love it to no end. For fuck's sake, Damien! Here's a book with no particular story line, but instead, a bunch of individual chapter-to-chapter stories, told by yours truly- Dames. Published - 16th of May, 2019

Courtney does Shayne's makeup, and Damien has an idea. Warning/Disclaimer: This story depicts two people who are just friends in real life engaging in sexual acts. This story is not meant to harm or harass Shayne, Damien, or anyone else on the Smosh crew. If you are from Smosh, here is your warning that this content will probably make you uncomfortable. Otherwise, have fun! (PS: please do not send this to Smosh. It is not the content they are looking for)

Just short stories of Damien X Reader. In all these shorts, the reader is 18+ unless stated otherwise. Stories containing sensitive subjects will have warning in the beginning of the chapter, not in the beginning of the scene. NO SMUT! (Requests open.)

Wherever you go, there will always be someone stuck in the back of your mind, and a part of you would constantly wish that you were with them wherever you were. First love, as they call it, could be anyone: a childhood sweetheart, the child of your mom's friend that you meet in a reunion party, a neighborhood heartthrob. For Damien Christian Haas, it was his high school girlfriend, Jade Natalie Greene. Parting wasn't easy for them, but it was inevitable, as most high school relationships were. When Damien leaves Los Angeles for a good week to take a desperately needed Ian-prescribed vacation in Japan, he doesn't know what kind of ride he gets into, because when he ends up getting in a car accident, the first person to get him safely rescued was no other than on-duty journalist Jade. Upon recovering, he learns that the two of them, due to medical issues for him and visa issues for her, were stuck in the country, and they get together to face whatever the embassy has to offer. In a series of recollecting, reminiscing, and remembering, they roam the country in hopes of finally going home, but neither of them tell each other how much they've wanted to stay despite their legal troubles; just so they could stay with each other again, because maybe it isn't so bad to be somewhere else. --- STARTED: 09/04/2020 COMPLETED 2200+ words per chapter DISCLAIMER: This book does not intend to harm the image of the immigration laws of any country, nor does it intend to harm the members of Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and their affiliations. I own nothing but the cover, the book, and the character Jade Greene. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. Highest rankings: #11 in rhettandlink #88 in smosh

Written by Quentin Quarantino Narrated by Batman's accountant (Or Ian. Whoever's available.)

damien is the guy of elena's dreams; literally

[☎️ON TEMPORARY HIATUS☎️] Aspen is a new college graduate and she's about to start her life in the entertainment world. She can't wait to explore the industry and see all it has to offer. However, will her new found feelings for a coworker bloom into something beautiful, or ruin her career? Find out in the next episode of dragon bal- I mean, read more to find out? This is a Damien Haas Fanfiction. I'm trying to make it a little slice of life. If you're looking for an instant falling in love moment, this isn't it. I want their relationship to build. I want this to story to grow, so I'm sorry if it may move slowly. If I'm ever moving too slow though, please let me know! #1 damienhaas tag 💕💕 10/5/19 #2 courtneymiller tag 😱 9/11/19

First: an object in motion stays in motion and an object at rest stays at rest unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. Damien Haas had to learn that lesson the hard way, that it only takes an outside force to change his life around, this outside force being Y/N. Second: force equals mass times acceleration. Shayne Topp didn't see that one coming, because if Y/N didn't charge into his life with speed, things would have been different. Third: for every action, there is an equal opposite reaction. Ian Hecox drew the last straw when he met Y/N and he realized that whatever he did would turn his world upside-down. Three boys. Three laws of motion. Fifteen oneshots to move their lives completely. --- STARTED: 04/02/2020 COMPLETED: 05/28/2020 Cover: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh (SmoshdotStore) 2200+ words per oneshot Disclaimer: I own this story but nothing else! Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in smoshfanfiction #1 in ianhecox #23 in smosh

Welcome to WriteBack, an app where you could throw back to the 90s and talk to people without knowing their names, addresses, appearances, and more. There's one thing about them you could see: one of their interests. DuckCoverHold23, whom we all know as Smosh's very own Damien Christian Haas, decides to give WriteBack a shot and puts in "anything" as his one interest. When paired with his new pen pal, SixthBennetSister28 or journalist Jade Natalie Greene, he starts to learn how falling in love could really happen right through the screen. It just so happens that, the very next day, Jade moves in next-door, and neither of them have the slightest idea who they truly are. --- STARTED: 04/02/2020 COMPLETED: 05/08/2020 Cover: Made in MS Powerpoint, photo credits to Damien's Instagram 3000+ words per chapter DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and Jade Greene. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest Rankings: #1 in smosh #1 in shaynetopp #2 in damienhaas #2 in smoshgames #6 in smoshfanfiction

By Quentin Quarantino Narrated by Morgan Freeman's golf caddy (Or Ian. Whoever's available.)

Freya Scott had been doing youtube for just under three years. She did gaming videos and comedy skits, causing her channel to grow rapidly. Two weeks before she was to go for holiday she got a very unexpected email. How will it play out as she joins Smosh as a full time cast member? Will everything work out? Will the cast like her? She doesn't know, but she's ready to find out. *I DO NOT OWN THE SMOSH CHARACTERS NOR THE SONGS USED IN THIS BOOK!!*