Smpearth Stories

stupid drabbles written at incredibly late hours and rarely beta-read. rqs are open and welcome. i don't actually ship schlattbur don't send me death threats or whatever

[3# in technoblade 2/20/2020] [1k reads 02/26/20] ~ Technoblade is a superhero, but nobody knows it. Everyone thinks he's a ruthless villain due to misunderstandings and twisted stories. While trying to balance his real life with his super life, a certain superhero team was now coming after him. Not to mention he's been dealing with some... issues, to put it lightly. All he has to do is: Fix his issues Convince the world he's a good guy And not die before doing all of that If he can to do all that, why, he might just be able to get his life together! __ The robber looked at him with fear in his eyes. He began begging for mercy, sputtering empty apologies and promises. Technoblade laughed at his pitiful state, causing him to go white with fear. He knew he was done for. Techno smiled at his fear. He held his sword up to the robber's neck. "Blood for the Blood God." Techno whispered. The thug was dead before he hit the ground.

I have so many of these planned, so I decided to make a book dedicated to them

i write oneshots and they're platonic cause why not. content creators, please read the later chapters they're much more well written please thank you tommy has read this before and i don't know whether to be honoured or highly disturbed cover art: @gomi_chu on twit

hey, so I am better at one-shots than full-on stories so this is my solution I'm not great at fluff, sorry please keep in mind that I do not ship anyone in this book in real life, nor do I condone the shipping of real-life people. requests: open wills: ✓gore ✓fluff ✓angst ✓x readers(specify pronouns) ✓limes ✗lemons ✗nonconsensual writing ✗romantic shipping of minors ✗a6d lowercase intended that's about it

Just Business Bay working at a carnival. Nothing to see here. They aren't hiding anything. Or are they?

Dave shivered. His hands were clammy and his body was tense. The dream never got to the point where the monster, or whatever it is, killed him. He tried calming down, but it seemed like the monstrosity in his dreams was hiding in every shadow. One particular shadow, which just so happened to be his own, seemed to grow. But he knew that was just his paranoia talking. Shadows don't grow, he doesn't have superhuman powers, and his friends were fine. Then, the shadow turned to look right at him. __ ×don't let the cover deceive you× [cover was made by @Royal-Plz-ImDivine]

cussing Energy drinks(monster) kissing

-smpearth- Tommy whimpers as he held his empty milk bucket. Why hasn't his blindness gone away yet? Cover made by the glorious silph-set-on-fire on tumblr.

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╭─────────୨❄️୧─────────╮ Hello dear reader! This is one of my projects which I'm not sure if I'll finish. Please don't steal the idea, thank you! This is a SBI AU about Antarctic Empire, events from this book won't be the same as the events on the Earth SMP. ╰─────────୨❄️୧──────────╯

"I KNOW WHO you are. You're the Runaway Princess." The words didn't faze her, and neither did the sword pointed at her throat. "I don't really care who you think I am." **** When a Princess is tricked into abandoning her future position on the throne, she seeks vengeance- to take a crown even better than hers. The Queen's. An unlikely alliance with an empire hidden deep within the Antarctic. A decade long rivalry with the fastest, cleverest Crown Prince to ever live. And at the center of it all, a Princess determined to get what she wants- the Queen's Crown. Friendships are made, and lives are lost. Would it all be worth it in the end? As they say... Long live the Queen. **** [ dream team + friends ; reader insert ] very loosely based on smp earth. all people in tags are featured in this story. a fantasy adventure

Connor and Schlatt have been business partners for as long as they can remember, and friends for even longer than that. Connor being the brains, the man with all of the ideas and the sidekick to Schlatt's eager and eccentric personality, they've made quite a pair so it's really no surprise that their business empire has taken off. With their totally legitimate cryptocurrency scheme booming, the pair have grown very close, will anything blossom asides from the scent of sweet, sweet profit?

of you've seen my hermitcraft one, this is like that.. except.. it's for technoblade. I may make one for SMPEarth if this does well

An apocalyptic world with all your favorite Minecraft youtubers, what could possibly go wrong? This story includes members of The dream team Smplive HermitCraft Some people from Smpearth And more! ((Currently writing, will start posing chapters once finished))

the apocalypse happens, and it isn't like in the movies. featuring smplive, smpearth, and others pog moments: #1 in iamty !!!

What if Wilbur was betrayed by all of L'manburg? What would have happened if he was left to his own devices and resources to fend for himself, as the country he had built burns to the ground? What if he had an unused and nearly forgotten favor to call upon in his darkest hour? (Oh yeah btw- yall and eret are kinda fruity) Eret x Y/n. PEEPS ON THIS STORYYYYYY: @MrDeskopus https://archiveofourown.org/users/Atlas_Feathers (description by @Snom_CC_ thxs momma but i yoinked it >:3)

this story is an overdramatised joke, please do not take it seriously ! - ART / COVER CREDITS ; spunkyhwl on insta, Knitknoot on twitter :)