Nul1ified
Professor Snape has been acting strange. Polite. Possibly even... pleasant.
Naturally, this means the Hogwarts staff, including McGonagall, Hooch, Sprout, and Flitwick, are now spying on him outside the Potions classroom.
They hear groaning. They jump to conclusions.
Surely he isn't with someone...
(He is. But not like that.)
A short, comedic Severus Snape x reader one‑shot set at Hogwarts, featuring staffroom gossip, dungeon corridor eavesdropping, and one unlucky seventh‑year student. Expect Snape banter, misunderstanding humor, and several deeply traumatised members of staff.