Snark Stories

With deliberate slowness, Nine lifts his hand, carefully placing a tiny dandelion behind Tommy's ear. "There," he murmurs, softly brushing his knuckles against...

mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fuckin...

Cersei Lannister was reborn in a time where the dragons flew in the skies and fought against one another. Where the fight to the throne almost ripped the kingdom apart b...

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

Stiles had always complained about being the middle child. It didn't matter that it was only two years between him and his older brother and less than four years between...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Two enemies are forced to spend time together. With bot...

Libraries. Textbooks. Inappropriate flirting & sarcasms. Also, Meredith Grey sucks at studying, Addison Montgomery helps. F/F. Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery. Rated E...

"She means little to the world she's left behind, but Pleasance is about to discover that she means everything to the one she has fallen into... When avid curiosit...

In the future, humanity has fallen victim to CAKE, forcing them to live in an air-conditioned dome. But, as Aries discovers, the 'truth' isn't always the truth.

Lindsey Thompson's friends are being killed off by someone imitating the movie Scream. Now they're left figuring out whether their lives follow the rules of good old fas...

Hi, I'm Sienna Moore, I'm eighteen and until three moths ago I was living my best life in New York City. It was pretty goddam brilliant. I had a bright red, little Jagua...

Vitalen is cursed. The warrior mage wears a necklace that forces him into unending life. All Vitalen wants to to be free to live his life and eventually die, so he mus...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Newkirk puts up with a lot of crazy ideas from his comm...

Five months after throwing a tantrum and vanishing, Bitchboy shows up needing a favor like he didn't light the match and walk away. This isn't reconciliation - it's a fr...

The gang being snarky. that's it. occasional pictures of snarky texts' and funny sayings.

Reviewing vintage YA stuff

Star Guardian Lux has been having a hard time at school, and an even harder time on the nightly patrols. Honestly, she just wants to be left alone for a while. Too bad E...

It's hard for a human experiment to trust. To feel like they belong. But they DO have a home. They ARE loved. Frankenstein does his best to make them understand that. B...

A collection of stories that touch on the lives of some very interesting characters and the situations they find themselves in. (Or in which case the Hanson family is in...

A human, a Demon, and an Angel make for an interesting crowd. Especially when one is trying to save her brother, the other two won't quit fighting, and none of them fall...