histórias de Snark

Zombie apocalypse. Zero chill. One very pissed-off survivor.

"So tell me about your day." "I accidentally might have caused the end of the world and the only one who can help me stop it is the MOST ANNOYING PERSON I'VE EVER MET." Dawn Avelino considered herself pretty normal. That is until she accidentally broke a seal that unleashed hundreds of monsters and demons into the world. Now, she finds herself reluctantly teaming up with a hotheaded superhuman boy against the forces of darkness. Things just got a lot more complicated. Rated T for language, violence, and HIGH levels of CHAOTIC ENERGY.

Bobby Tremain's life used to seem charmed, but since his dad's crippling accident, he has an avalanche of problems. He's the first in his family to have a shot at college, also the first to head north of Louisiana. An early snow calls his Bear to hibernate a week before finals, but he needs to pass or he flunks out of Providence Paranormal College. Lynn Frampton's loneliness is almost more than she can take. She went to college on the other side of the country to get away from the persistent curse of unpopularity in a small town. Once at college, Lynn's prickly personality has pushed everyone away yet again. At least, she's at the top of her class. Bobby needs Lynn's help to stay awake and pass his exam, and she discovers she needs companionship more than she'd ever imagined. Lynn's all set to transfer to a school back home, but Bobby thinks she's his mate. Can he keep awake long enough to pass, and more importantly, convince his love to stay? Let this introductory novella transport you to Providence Paranormal College. Extrahumans of all types abound on this urban campus on the East Side of Providence, Rhode Island. This Ivy-League college recently opened its doors to anyone with enough talent. The Admissions Department at PPC enrolls humans with extraordinary grades, the magically and psychically inclined, vampires, werewolves, changelings, and even magic shifters like dragons and Kelpies. Come take a tour! If you like YA and NA Paranormal Romance or Urban Fantasy with strong romantic subplots, you'll feel right at home here.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Two enemies are forced to spend time together. With both of them being incapacitated, things should be pretty tame...right?

Strange Magic is a 4,000 word short story set in the Descended of Dragons series world of Thayer. Chronologically, this story takes place between books 2 and 3. Enjoy!

Sometimes, people worry too much about you.

What secrets lie behind the door in the hedge? Why are Ally and her friends the only ones who can even see the door? And what happens when they pass through it? ~~~ Ally Lockewood's name has been down for the Elardian Academy for Academics and Athletics since before she could remember. She left her last foster parents with absolutely no inkling of what would happen...

This is my idea of the lyrics from two steven universe songs. I don't own any of the lyrics to the songs. They belong to the steven universe makers. i decided to write a story based off of lyrics of these two songs. It was just the first thing I thought about when I was listening through the songs. Hope you enjoy.

Star Guardian Lux has been having a hard time at school, and an even harder time on the nightly patrols. Honestly, she just wants to be left alone for a while. Too bad Ezreal can't take a hint, and bugs her into going on a date. Turns out that may have been what she needed all along. But the work of a Star Guardian is never done. Ezreal and Lux will either overcome their challenges, or be torn by them. 'Love'... or 'Duty'?

Two Uni Students: Quinn: A smart girl that plays volley Cash: A playboy that plays american football Sworn to be mortal enemies, fighting for the attention, until they aren't?...

She was a normal girl , living her life , playing in her band . But one day , Isabelle Draper gets thrown into a extraordinary world , struggling with the fight of her newly discovered brethren . Struggling with the weight of a new power and a enormous responsibility , will Isabelle emerge unscathed from this whirlwind of danger , magic and love , the last hope of a magical race on the brink of being crushed to oblivion ?

Hi, I'm Sienna Moore, I'm eighteen and until three moths ago I was living my best life in New York City. It was pretty goddam brilliant. I had a bright red, little Jaguar, unlimited funds, an amazing best friend, a modelling contract and access to any club in New York. Best of all? Zero parental supervision. Then things got a little out of control (okay, a lot out of control) and my parents made a sudden, startling re-appearance to ship me off to Nowhere, Idaho to live with my aunt and her goody-two-shoes daughter. Kill me! Now I'm sitting in a police station explaining why I set a car on fire. It's one hell of a story.

My Name is Tiffany De Angellis. I am Victoria De Angellis. We are sisters, Twins to be exact. (I was born 1.349 seconds before Tiffany.) On or Sweet Sixteen, our parents injected us with something that would prevent us from any sickness or harm. But we discovered, it did gave us more. It did something impossible. To the outside world, My sister teaches high advanced highschool classes, and sells art to 'her people'.Yet, for us, people out there, want the chemical formula that Mom and Dad made. Right now, we don't know if they'd perfected the 'ooze' after mom destroyed it. But with our powers we plan to take down the bad guys, and some, just happen to be like us. We strive to hunt down the people who are abducting innocent people for experiments. We are: Viper, and The Cobalt Flame. And we're ordinary people. EXtraordinary people. Extra-ordinary people who put our neck on the line for people who probably don't even deserve it, But they don't deserve to die. (Credit to Co-Author @jessicaflashpotter)

Vitalen is cursed. The warrior mage wears a necklace that forces him into unending life. All Vitalen wants to to be free to live his life and eventually die, so he must collected the three fabled Keys of Djinn. But he can't do it alone. He'll need the help of snarky fellow immortal, Vessa. Can these two find their way to the keys and keep themselves from being dismembered in the process? ~~~~~ This is a (late) birthday present for my friend Mike (aka Vitalen). His very own fanfiction! (Sorry, not a smutty fic LOL) I hope he enjoys it, as well as anyone else who wants to give it a read! I even had a real live English teacher help me with the critiques! This story was extremely fun to write and there is a lot of silliness and fun, as well as some violence going on. Who could ask for more?!

Trying to cope with the loss of the only person close to his family, his godfather, and the guilt that came along was hard enough. With a few ugly truths disclosed at the end of the year and the inevitability of what must be done, the last thing Harry Potter needed now was his Potions Master, who clearly hates his guts, showing up on his doorsteps and asking for favours. He has to befriend enemies, lie to friends, uncover truths and be trained to kill. And just when he thought, his life couldn't possibly get any more complicated, well, of course it did.

It's hard for a human experiment to trust. To feel like they belong. But they DO have a home. They ARE loved. Frankenstein does his best to make them understand that. But, Frankenstein admits, it's hard to be the patient parent when one of his children keeps pushing it. M-21 has a way that annoys even the most benevolent of saints. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Rating: PG13 might change it later Pairing: Frankenstein × M-21 Might be other pairings Genre: Humor, Romance, Fluff Warnings: Frankenstein and his naturally sadistic nature. M-21 and his snarky personality. Tao and his mischief. Takeo and his long hair. Rai and his ramen and his sweets obsession. Regis and his elegance. Seira and her ability to take things at face value. And THE CHILDREN AND THEIR MESS! Disclaimer: Noblesse does not belong to me. This is only a fanfiction written by an obsessed fan. Nor does the artwork belong to me.

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.