Snark Stories

Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stu...

Rick wakes to the hazy memory of Carl crying beside his bed, Shane placing his grandmother's blue vase filled with flowers onto the bedside table and an omega peering do...

Klaus drags the tips of his fingers from the middle of Zero's chest down to his soft stomach. "Purr for me," he murmurs hotly, equal parts commanding and posse...

How can life be more complicated after you're dead? Determined to make sense of an otherwise chaotic afterlife, newly deceased Claire tries to come to terms with a w...

With deliberate slowness, Nine lifts his hand, carefully placing a tiny dandelion behind Tommy's ear. "There," he murmurs, softly brushing his knuckles against...

mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fuckin...

Cersei Lannister was reborn in a time where the dragons flew in the skies and fought against one another. Where the fight to the throne almost ripped the kingdom apart b...

Libraries. Textbooks. Inappropriate flirting & sarcasms. Also, Meredith Grey sucks at studying, Addison Montgomery helps. F/F. Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery. Rated E...

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

A short story collection Compleated The Gingerbread Princess: Hansel wants to make gingerbread, but he has to deal with a storm and a spoiled princess. The Holid...

Star Guardian Lux has been having a hard time at school, and an even harder time on the nightly patrols. Honestly, she just wants to be left alone for a while. Too bad E...

When Thorax brings his brother, Pharynx, on a trip to Ponyville, he runs into Ember. While spending time with her, Pharynx nearly goes insane from their seemingly lovey...

Some things are worth waiting for… Traveling thousands of miles from home to enter college is the only way nineteen-year-old Avery Morgansten can escape what happened at...

Ozpin tells of an old legend, where sibling gods created the world of Remnant and it's eternal foes. But, did not some of the elder god's creations survive even once? Ac...

What if, instead of Kris loading Spamton into the NEO body, Kris loads him into the Mew Mew body? Dread, humor, and snark ensues. only posting this here while i wait for...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Two enemies are forced to spend time together. With bot...

*Picks up 3 years after "The Break Up"*. Rachel never stands still. With finishing her BFA, giving singing lessons, and teaching dance classes, spending time...

Trying to cope with the loss of the only person close to his family, his godfather, and the guilt that came along was hard enough. With a few ugly truths disclosed at th...

Sometimes, people worry too much about you.

This is my idea of the lyrics from two steven universe songs. I don't own any of the lyrics to the songs. They belong to the steven universe makers. i decided to write a...