Historias de Snark

It's hard for a human experiment to trust. To feel like they belong. But they DO have a home. They ARE loved. Frankenstein does his best to make them understand that. But, Frankenstein admits, it's hard to be the patient parent when one of his children keeps pushing it. M-21 has a way that annoys even the most benevolent of saints. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Rating: PG13 might change it later Pairing: Frankenstein × M-21 Might be other pairings Genre: Humor, Romance, Fluff Warnings: Frankenstein and his naturally sadistic nature. M-21 and his snarky personality. Tao and his mischief. Takeo and his long hair. Rai and his ramen and his sweets obsession. Regis and his elegance. Seira and her ability to take things at face value. And THE CHILDREN AND THEIR MESS! Disclaimer: Noblesse does not belong to me. This is only a fanfiction written by an obsessed fan. Nor does the artwork belong to me.

What if, instead of Kris loading Spamton into the NEO body, Kris loads him into the Mew Mew body? Dread, humor, and snark ensues. only posting this here while i wait for my ao3 invitation cover by madhisan from deviantart

So if you are an insane little book owl like me, even the smallest things have to tick you off. I mean, c'mon? Lazy writers: Avada Kedavra. Plot Holes? Crucio. I've grown up around books and they don't have to be perfect, wordy or lengthy, just gouge your fingers to bring blood sweat and tears on the keyboard! So all in all, if you're friends of commentary, the internet, writing help and insanely driven perseverance, what the hell are you doing? Get out and smell the roses. Ride this coaster with me and we shall search - no, explore - the depths of 26 re-arranged letters. We shall not cease until every bitching and whining character is put to sleep. We are writers, writers of the next generation! And even if global warming burns a hole through our library system, we'll be armed to restock those places of book-ly worship with works of our own! Do not stop until your knuckles are sore, your capillaries swell and your fingers hyper-flex. Whether on pen-and-paper, or through the whole world of Electronic-a, your fingers may or may not fall off, yet you shall bring the whole world together with the touch of a few... little... condensing... swirling... words. Copyright BookBanshee 2014

Lindsey Thompson's friends are being killed off by someone imitating the movie Scream. Now they're left figuring out whether their lives follow the rules of good old fashioned slashers, the new millennium horror, or something else entirely. Who's the murderer? Will Lindsey make it to the sequel?

Here at Eastview we have the riches. The gold and the medals. The glamour and the prestige. The fame and the awards. But that isn't all... Because what story does have just a little bit more? Mystery. Cover ups. Betrayal. Lies. Money. Murder. Welcome to the Eastview Academy. You can try, but you will fail. You may think you have left, but you're never really gone. Making it out alive is the hardest part.

Sometimes, people worry too much about you.

"Who do you even think you are! You expressionless ape! You - you egotistical baboon! You cow! You-" "Are you quite done?" "No!" I stood shaking slightly, "This isn't a joke! You may have just lead the world to its demise.." "..not to be dramatic or anything?" "I wasn't even going to say it that time!" |•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•|•| Chelly Clarke has it all: she has just landed her dream job straight out of college, has a certain someone panting at her feet and has managed to meet up with her college friends three times already! Life is looking up until she meets him. HE is a tall, dark, handsome CEO and is ultimately the catalyst to her downfall. I mean I did try to warn her but she wouldn't listen. After all confidentiality is behind it all.

This is the story of my not-so-normal family. Mum, Dad, Three superhero brothers, and me... the villain they've been fighting. They just don't know it yet. Written by soph_hutch_ Remastered (2019)

A human, a Demon, and an Angel make for an interesting crowd. Especially when one is trying to save her brother, the other two won't quit fighting, and none of them fall for who they thought they would.

Fairy Tale Survival Rule #32: If you find yourself at the mercy of a wicked witch, sing a romantic ballad and wait for your Prince Charming to save the day. Yeah, no thanks. Dorthea is completely princed out. Sure being the crown princess of Emerald has its perks―like Glenda Original ball gowns and Hans Christian Louboutin heels. But a forced marriage to the not-so-charming prince Kato is so not what Dorthea had in mind for her enchanted future. Talk about unhappily ever after. Trying to fix her prince problem by wishing on a (cursed) star royally backfires, leaving the kingdom in chaos and her parents stuck in some place called "Kansas." Now it's up to Dorthea and her pixed off prince to find the mysterious Wizard of Oz and undo the curse...before it releases the wickedest witch of all and spells The End for the world of Story. ***To ramp up for the June 2nd 2015 launch of my debut novel, Spelled, I will be releasing 2 chapters each week for five weeks. You can buy the completed book at Barnes and Noble, Amazon or anywhere awesome books are sold. Be sure to check out the external links to my website for fake fairy-tale news fun to go along with the story. After that I'm going to add deleted and alternate POV scenes. Hope you enjoy and thank you for taking a look!!! If you like it or have questions, let me know and don't forget to vote and share.***

Vitalen is cursed. The warrior mage wears a necklace that forces him into unending life. All Vitalen wants to to be free to live his life and eventually die, so he must collected the three fabled Keys of Djinn. But he can't do it alone. He'll need the help of snarky fellow immortal, Vessa. Can these two find their way to the keys and keep themselves from being dismembered in the process? ~~~~~ This is a (late) birthday present for my friend Mike (aka Vitalen). His very own fanfiction! (Sorry, not a smutty fic LOL) I hope he enjoys it, as well as anyone else who wants to give it a read! I even had a real live English teacher help me with the critiques! This story was extremely fun to write and there is a lot of silliness and fun, as well as some violence going on. Who could ask for more?!

When Thorax brings his brother, Pharynx, on a trip to Ponyville, he runs into Ember. While spending time with her, Pharynx nearly goes insane from their seemingly lovey-dovey conversations. Embrax / Unexpected Leaders ... plus, a very annoyed older brother.

Stiles had always complained about being the middle child. It didn't matter that it was only two years between him and his older brother and less than four years between him and his younger brother. He did not like it. However, he wouldn't trade his brothers for anything. Peter was his older brother and a complete asshole. Theo was his younger brother and...also a complete asshole. Still, they were family and like Oma always said, Family is like chocolate, sweet with a few nuts. He wondered how their mother felt knowing she got all the nuts.

Ultraviolet Entertainment International is one of the largest and most widespread entertainment companies in the world. They have Headquarters in LA, London, Sydney, and Berlin with branches spanning countries worldwide. Owner and CEO, Grant Faraday, Is ready to expand again, this time into Asia or more specifically, South Korea. Kayden and Mynah, two of his grandchildren, already working for the company as a producer and intern respectively, have just been given the chance of a lifetime to get their hands wet in the creation and expansion of Limelight, the newest addition to the UV family. Strangely, it feels like this dream cruise to their future in the company may have a hull breech. Can they pull themselves and Limelight together and emerge as a new force in the Korean music market or will they crash and burn before they can even get it off the ground?

Ozpin tells of an old legend, where sibling gods created the world of Remnant and it's eternal foes. But, did not some of the elder god's creations survive even once? According to one book, there were some, and they were powerful enough to fight the Grimm to a standstill. But, that's only a story...right? Well, Ruby knows otherwise. After all, she's the Icon of the Stygian.

Ava Dimagiba, a strung-out psych major and horror genre, anti-suffered a personal tragedy in the form of her childhood best friend, David Alonzo, dying in a car accident She writes a letter that is buried with him, in which she expresses her sadness and regret at not being able to reconnect with him. But even before she can process her grief, David comes back to Ava's life as a ghost.

Another kid detective? Not by a mile. This one's different. She's got snark, wit, and a cousin with double the recommended dose of ignorance This story isn't lame. It's real. (*Disclaimer* The title might be a little misleading for those who are familiar with Mysme. While I love that game, I don't write a lot of fan-fiction, despite my name. So if you thought this was about that deranged cult we all hate, It's not. Thank you! Enjoy!)

Two Uni Students: Quinn: A smart girl that plays volley Cash: A playboy that plays american football Sworn to be mortal enemies, fighting for the attention, until they aren't?...