Snark Stories

Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stu...

Rick wakes to the hazy memory of Carl crying beside his bed, Shane placing his grandmother's blue vase filled with flowers onto the bedside table and an omega peering do...

Klaus drags the tips of his fingers from the middle of Zero's chest down to his soft stomach. "Purr for me," he murmurs hotly, equal parts commanding and posse...

With deliberate slowness, Nine lifts his hand, carefully placing a tiny dandelion behind Tommy's ear. "There," he murmurs, softly brushing his knuckles against...

mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fuckin...

How can life be more complicated after you're dead? Determined to make sense of an otherwise chaotic afterlife, newly deceased Claire tries to come to terms with a w...

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

Cersei Lannister was reborn in a time where the dragons flew in the skies and fought against one another. Where the fight to the throne almost ripped the kingdom apart b...

A short story collection Compleated The Gingerbread Princess: Hansel wants to make gingerbread, but he has to deal with a storm and a spoiled princess. The Holid...

Libraries. Textbooks. Inappropriate flirting & sarcasms. Also, Meredith Grey sucks at studying, Addison Montgomery helps. F/F. Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery. Rated E...

The gang being snarky. that's it. occasional pictures of snarky texts' and funny sayings.

Benny Wilder never knew what death would bring him, but he sure as Hell didn't expect zombification. Well, to be fair, only part of him became a zombie. The physical pa...

So if you are an insane little book owl like me, even the smallest things have to tick you off. I mean, c'mon? Lazy writers: Avada Kedavra. Plot Holes? Crucio. I've grow...

This is my idea of the lyrics from two steven universe songs. I don't own any of the lyrics to the songs. They belong to the steven universe makers. i decided to write a...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Two enemies are forced to spend time together. With bot...

A collection of stories that touch on the lives of some very interesting characters and the situations they find themselves in. (Or in which case the Hanson family is in...

Eons ago, in the Griffin Constellation elsewhere, we come upon a tiny planet alive with abundant and thriving beings. Meowers is home to the Meowtians, which have called...

Fairy Tale Survival Rule #32: If you find yourself at the mercy of a wicked witch, sing a romantic ballad and wait for your Prince Charming to save the day. Yeah, no tha...

Ava Dimagiba, a strung-out psych major and horror genre, anti-suffered a personal tragedy in the form of her childhood best friend, David Alonzo, dying in a car accident...