Snark Stories

Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stu...

Rick wakes to the hazy memory of Carl crying beside his bed, Shane placing his grandmother's blue vase filled with flowers onto the bedside table and an omega peering do...

Klaus drags the tips of his fingers from the middle of Zero's chest down to his soft stomach. "Purr for me," he murmurs hotly, equal parts commanding and posse...

With deliberate slowness, Nine lifts his hand, carefully placing a tiny dandelion behind Tommy's ear. "There," he murmurs, softly brushing his knuckles against...

mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fuckin...

Cersei Lannister was reborn in a time where the dragons flew in the skies and fought against one another. Where the fight to the throne almost ripped the kingdom apart b...

How can life be more complicated after you're dead? Determined to make sense of an otherwise chaotic afterlife, newly deceased Claire tries to come to terms with a w...

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

A short story collection Compleated The Gingerbread Princess: Hansel wants to make gingerbread, but he has to deal with a storm and a spoiled princess. The Holid...

Libraries. Textbooks. Inappropriate flirting & sarcasms. Also, Meredith Grey sucks at studying, Addison Montgomery helps. F/F. Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery. Rated E...

The gang being snarky. that's it. occasional pictures of snarky texts' and funny sayings.

Well. That's one Friday night activity I wasn't expecting. A male figure, early-to-mid-20s judging by the smell of their blood, is dismembering a body and throwing the p...

Eons ago, in the Griffin Constellation elsewhere, we come upon a tiny planet alive with abundant and thriving beings. Meowers is home to the Meowtians, which have called...

Benny Wilder never knew what death would bring him, but he sure as Hell didn't expect zombification. Well, to be fair, only part of him became a zombie. The physical pa...

Ava Dimagiba, a strung-out psych major and horror genre, anti-suffered a personal tragedy in the form of her childhood best friend, David Alonzo, dying in a car accident...

In the middle of WWIV, 4 teenagers must work together to uncover the origin of the country who started the war. Running across forests, hiding in cellars and using robot...

Another kid detective? Not by a mile. This one's different. She's got snark, wit, and a cousin with double the recommended dose of ignorance This story isn't lame. It's...

Lindsey Thompson's friends are being killed off by someone imitating the movie Scream. Now they're left figuring out whether their lives follow the rules of good old fas...

A collection of stories that touch on the lives of some very interesting characters and the situations they find themselves in. (Or in which case the Hanson family is in...

Hi, I'm Sienna Moore, I'm eighteen and until three moths ago I was living my best life in New York City. It was pretty goddam brilliant. I had a bright red, little Jagua...