Snark Stories

When Thorax brings his brother, Pharynx, on a trip to Ponyville, he runs into Ember. While spending time with her, Pharynx nearly goes insane from their seemingly lovey-dovey conversations. Embrax / Unexpected Leaders ... plus, a very annoyed older brother.

It's hard to be a savior in the modern world.

I am givin no spoilers but ...harry is a animagus ..... and there might be a lady who is merlin's wife and thers a snarky ice snake.

*Picks up 3 years after "The Break Up"*. Rachel never stands still. With finishing her BFA, giving singing lessons, and teaching dance classes, spending time with her best friend Kurt, and holding Skype sessions with her touring boyfriend, Brody, a relaxing holiday season with her boyfriend sounds like a much-need breather from life. But when Brody informs Rachel that his world tour of Guys and Dolls has been extended for three more months, her plans are dashed and she must find something new to distract her from her loneliness. That distraction comes in a small package in the form of a little boy: Aaron, a twelve-year-old neighbor who holds the key to Rachel's past— and maybe her future. Meanwhile, Kurt, single and a little scared to mingle, gets pushed out of his comfort zone when his internship turns into much, much more. . . But his bubble of safety and snark is all but obliterated when he receives an unavoidable blast from the past.

"Appearances can be deceiving. Especially when it comes to me." Kyla Barnes is the quintessential American teenager. Young, blonde, and nobody knows who she really is. Not even Kyla. She can change into others, with the help of an article of clothing, and can't really control it. She's kept her ability under the radar for 16 years, but when a secret organization catches wind of her ability, there's no telling what could happen. Credit for this amazing cover goes to @tifftheawesome I try to update every Friday. I don't always have time but I never will just skip that update.

It's hard for a human experiment to trust. To feel like they belong. But they DO have a home. They ARE loved. Frankenstein does his best to make them understand that. But, Frankenstein admits, it's hard to be the patient parent when one of his children keeps pushing it. M-21 has a way that annoys even the most benevolent of saints. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Rating: PG13 might change it later Pairing: Frankenstein × M-21 Might be other pairings Genre: Humor, Romance, Fluff Warnings: Frankenstein and his naturally sadistic nature. M-21 and his snarky personality. Tao and his mischief. Takeo and his long hair. Rai and his ramen and his sweets obsession. Regis and his elegance. Seira and her ability to take things at face value. And THE CHILDREN AND THEIR MESS! Disclaimer: Noblesse does not belong to me. This is only a fanfiction written by an obsessed fan. Nor does the artwork belong to me.

This is my idea of the lyrics from two steven universe songs. I don't own any of the lyrics to the songs. They belong to the steven universe makers. i decided to write a story based off of lyrics of these two songs. It was just the first thing I thought about when I was listening through the songs. Hope you enjoy.

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

In the middle of WWIV, 4 teenagers must work together to uncover the origin of the country who started the war. Running across forests, hiding in cellars and using robots, these teens must stop this evil before it destroys the world itself. This story has been written by 2 authors, thegirlwholived102 and xXlAeliNlXx. You can read the story in thegirlwholived102's profile too. Make sure to follow,vote and comment all these profiles, as this is very hard work made by these girls. Thank you.

Tariq didn't expect to die young-much less get drafted into the Department of Mortal Offboarding as an unpaid intern. But when Death himself admits the afterlife is short-staffed, Tariq and a crew of other recently deceased disasters are handed mop-scythes, soul tablets, and zero training. Their mission? Collect the departed without wrecking reality. Their reality? Ghost TikToks, haunted buffets, and a skeleton boss who might be one spreadsheet away from collapsing eternity. Welcome to the afterlife's least efficient workplace, where every mistake can trigger a haunting and every reaper just wants five minutes of eternal coffee break.

A short story collection Compleated The Gingerbread Princess: Hansel wants to make gingerbread, but he has to deal with a storm and a spoiled princess. The Holiday Door: Her father's last gift is a key. Originally published in Unfinished Ghosts. Unfinished Ghosts: Gracie has to take a break from searching for her mother's body to attend the wedding of the man she is in love with. Originally published in unfinished Ghosts: Cursed Objects: A Love Story: A fairy falls in love with a cursed man. Christmas Dragons: Christmas magic is lost in the Kingdom. How can they find it? Little Blurs: Filters are used as plastic surgery, but now no one is allowed to show their real face in public. Enchantments, Confessions, and Mistletoe: Best friends married for protection, but enchanted Mistletoe changes everything. Bread and Tea in the Woods: Princess Tina comes up with a plan to stop her mother. Electric Masks and Lost Kingdoms: The Prince is not the person Tina thinks he is. Stories by Janky Fluffy cover made on Canva. Written for @BooksbyLwordpress Christmas prompt contest. Cover made with free Canva.

What secrets lie behind the door in the hedge? Why are Ally and her friends the only ones who can even see the door? And what happens when they pass through it? ~~~ Ally Lockewood's name has been down for the Elardian Academy for Academics and Athletics since before she could remember. She left her last foster parents with absolutely no inkling of what would happen...

In the future, humanity has fallen victim to CAKE, forcing them to live in an air-conditioned dome. But, as Aries discovers, the 'truth' isn't always the truth.

Five months after throwing a tantrum and vanishing, Bitchboy shows up needing a favor like he didn't light the match and walk away. This isn't reconciliation - it's a front-row seat to a clown's encore performance in the world's pettiest family circus. Bring popcorn.

Lindsey Thompson's friends are being killed off by someone imitating the movie Scream. Now they're left figuring out whether their lives follow the rules of good old fashioned slashers, the new millennium horror, or something else entirely. Who's the murderer? Will Lindsey make it to the sequel?

Well. That's one Friday night activity I wasn't expecting. A male figure, early-to-mid-20s judging by the smell of their blood, is dismembering a body and throwing the parts into the river. This could be fun, Alexi thinks.

Eons ago, in the Griffin Constellation elsewhere, we come upon a tiny planet alive with abundant and thriving beings. Meowers is home to the Meowtians, which have called it home, since its creation. Nevertheless, nothing lasts forever...