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most of the fabfics either retell the sane story of every eipsode with no difference except of an oc hero or fabfics that are serious Joe very my fabfic is not a retelling with no changes it changes dialogue and make scenes longer if need be

Eons ago, in the Griffin Constellation elsewhere, we come upon a tiny planet alive with abundant and thriving beings. Meowers is home to the Meowtians, which have called it home, since its creation. Nevertheless, nothing lasts forever...

*Picks up 3 years after "The Break Up"*. Rachel never stands still. With finishing her BFA, giving singing lessons, and teaching dance classes, spending time with her best friend Kurt, and holding Skype sessions with her touring boyfriend, Brody, a relaxing holiday season with her boyfriend sounds like a much-need breather from life. But when Brody informs Rachel that his world tour of Guys and Dolls has been extended for three more months, her plans are dashed and she must find something new to distract her from her loneliness. That distraction comes in a small package in the form of a little boy: Aaron, a twelve-year-old neighbor who holds the key to Rachel's past— and maybe her future. Meanwhile, Kurt, single and a little scared to mingle, gets pushed out of his comfort zone when his internship turns into much, much more. . . But his bubble of safety and snark is all but obliterated when he receives an unavoidable blast from the past.

Birth of the System - The Patchwork Multiverse Beta Saga When the multiverse itself crashes with a kernel panic, the Bureau of Reality Standards does the unthinkable: they deploy a backport patch. RealityOS v1.0 arrives not with salvation, but with loot tables, stat sheets, and a sardonic helpdesk AI named QUID who insists on stamping everything in triplicate. Meet Kade Voss, an unwilling Beta Tester who discovers exploits faster than the Bureau can patch them. Alongside a cleric who treats hotfixes as holy rites, a bardbarian who solves problems with power chords, a mage who weaponizes forms, and a chronoslinger who rewinds disasters-Kade must survive absurd bosses, bureaucratic dungeons, and bugged mechanics while QUID keeps filing tickets on their existence. Featuring: Boss fights with Helpdesk Golems and Litigator Dragons. Queue mechanics as crowd control. Patch notes that break reality mid-battle. Exploits that are "working as intended." Comedy, fantasy, sci-fi, and LitRPG collide in a world where beta testing existence is the only way to keep reality from uninstalling itself. If Terry Pratchett and The IT Crowd had a child raised on MMORPG patch notes-this would be it.

The gang being snarky. that's it. occasional pictures of snarky texts' and funny sayings.

Vitalen is cursed. The warrior mage wears a necklace that forces him into unending life. All Vitalen wants to to be free to live his life and eventually die, so he must collected the three fabled Keys of Djinn. But he can't do it alone. He'll need the help of snarky fellow immortal, Vessa. Can these two find their way to the keys and keep themselves from being dismembered in the process? ~~~~~ This is a (late) birthday present for my friend Mike (aka Vitalen). His very own fanfiction! (Sorry, not a smutty fic LOL) I hope he enjoys it, as well as anyone else who wants to give it a read! I even had a real live English teacher help me with the critiques! This story was extremely fun to write and there is a lot of silliness and fun, as well as some violence going on. Who could ask for more?!

"So tell me about your day." "I accidentally might have caused the end of the world and the only one who can help me stop it is the MOST ANNOYING PERSON I'VE EVER MET." Dawn Avelino considered herself pretty normal. That is until she accidentally broke a seal that unleashed hundreds of monsters and demons into the world. Now, she finds herself reluctantly teaming up with a hotheaded superhuman boy against the forces of darkness. Things just got a lot more complicated. Rated T for language, violence, and HIGH levels of CHAOTIC ENERGY.

When Thorax brings his brother, Pharynx, on a trip to Ponyville, he runs into Ember. While spending time with her, Pharynx nearly goes insane from their seemingly lovey-dovey conversations. Embrax / Unexpected Leaders ... plus, a very annoyed older brother.

Ultraviolet Entertainment International is one of the largest and most widespread entertainment companies in the world. They have Headquarters in LA, London, Sydney, and Berlin with branches spanning countries worldwide. Owner and CEO, Grant Faraday, Is ready to expand again, this time into Asia or more specifically, South Korea. Kayden and Mynah, two of his grandchildren, already working for the company as a producer and intern respectively, have just been given the chance of a lifetime to get their hands wet in the creation and expansion of Limelight, the newest addition to the UV family. Strangely, it feels like this dream cruise to their future in the company may have a hull breech. Can they pull themselves and Limelight together and emerge as a new force in the Korean music market or will they crash and burn before they can even get it off the ground?

Another kid detective? Not by a mile. This one's different. She's got snark, wit, and a cousin with double the recommended dose of ignorance This story isn't lame. It's real. (*Disclaimer* The title might be a little misleading for those who are familiar with Mysme. While I love that game, I don't write a lot of fan-fiction, despite my name. So if you thought this was about that deranged cult we all hate, It's not. Thank you! Enjoy!)

It's hard for a human experiment to trust. To feel like they belong. But they DO have a home. They ARE loved. Frankenstein does his best to make them understand that. But, Frankenstein admits, it's hard to be the patient parent when one of his children keeps pushing it. M-21 has a way that annoys even the most benevolent of saints. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Rating: PG13 might change it later Pairing: Frankenstein × M-21 Might be other pairings Genre: Humor, Romance, Fluff Warnings: Frankenstein and his naturally sadistic nature. M-21 and his snarky personality. Tao and his mischief. Takeo and his long hair. Rai and his ramen and his sweets obsession. Regis and his elegance. Seira and her ability to take things at face value. And THE CHILDREN AND THEIR MESS! Disclaimer: Noblesse does not belong to me. This is only a fanfiction written by an obsessed fan. Nor does the artwork belong to me.

My Name is Tiffany De Angellis. I am Victoria De Angellis. We are sisters, Twins to be exact. (I was born 1.349 seconds before Tiffany.) On or Sweet Sixteen, our parents injected us with something that would prevent us from any sickness or harm. But we discovered, it did gave us more. It did something impossible. To the outside world, My sister teaches high advanced highschool classes, and sells art to 'her people'.Yet, for us, people out there, want the chemical formula that Mom and Dad made. Right now, we don't know if they'd perfected the 'ooze' after mom destroyed it. But with our powers we plan to take down the bad guys, and some, just happen to be like us. We strive to hunt down the people who are abducting innocent people for experiments. We are: Viper, and The Cobalt Flame. And we're ordinary people. EXtraordinary people. Extra-ordinary people who put our neck on the line for people who probably don't even deserve it, But they don't deserve to die. (Credit to Co-Author @jessicaflashpotter)

A human, a Demon, and an Angel make for an interesting crowd. Especially when one is trying to save her brother, the other two won't quit fighting, and none of them fall for who they thought they would.

Some things are worth waiting for… Traveling thousands of miles from home to enter college is the only way nineteen-year-old Avery Morgansten can escape what happened at the Halloween party five years ago—an event that forever changed her life. All she needs to do is make it to her classes on time, make sure the bracelet on her left wrist stays in place, not draw any attention to herself, and maybe—please God—make a few friends, because surely that would be a nice change of pace. The one thing she didn’t need and never planned on was capturing the attention of the one guy who could shatter the precarious future she’s building for herself. Some things are worth experiencing… Cameron Hamilton is six feet and three inches of swoon-worthy hotness, complete with a pair of striking blue eyes and a remarkable ability to make her want things she believed were irrevocably stolen from her. She knows she needs to stay away from him, but Cam is freaking everywhere, with his charm, his witty banter, and that damn dimple that’s just so… so lickable. Getting involved with him is dangerous, but when ignoring the simmering tension that sparks whenever they are around each other becomes impossible, he brings out a side of her she never knew existed. Some things should never be kept quiet… But when Avery starts receiving threatening emails and phone calls forcing her to face a past she wants silenced, she’s has no other choice but to acknowledge that someone is refusing to allow her to let go of that night when everything changed. When the devastating truth comes out, will she resurface this time with one less scar? And can Cam be there to help her or will he be dragged down with her? And some things are worth fighting for…

She was a normal girl , living her life , playing in her band . But one day , Isabelle Draper gets thrown into a extraordinary world , struggling with the fight of her newly discovered brethren . Struggling with the weight of a new power and a enormous responsibility , will Isabelle emerge unscathed from this whirlwind of danger , magic and love , the last hope of a magical race on the brink of being crushed to oblivion ?

What secrets lie behind the door in the hedge? Why are Ally and her friends the only ones who can even see the door? And what happens when they pass through it? ~~~ Ally Lockewood's name has been down for the Elardian Academy for Academics and Athletics since before she could remember. She left her last foster parents with absolutely no inkling of what would happen...

"Appearances can be deceiving. Especially when it comes to me." Kyla Barnes is the quintessential American teenager. Young, blonde, and nobody knows who she really is. Not even Kyla. She can change into others, with the help of an article of clothing, and can't really control it. She's kept her ability under the radar for 16 years, but when a secret organization catches wind of her ability, there's no telling what could happen. Credit for this amazing cover goes to @tifftheawesome I try to update every Friday. I don't always have time but I never will just skip that update.

Benny Wilder never knew what death would bring him, but he sure as Hell didn't expect zombification. Well, to be fair, only part of him became a zombie. The physical part, that is. The rest of his being (the soul, the mind, whatever you want to call it) separated from his body and became some sort of spirit. Benny spends his days following around his undead counterpart, which he lovingly refers to as ZomBenny, but what happens when he stumbles upon a girl that can see him? A girl that can hear him? A girl that can free him? Join Benny, Bea, and, well, ZomBenny, on this wild adventure of life, death, and extreme sarcasm. ~How to Hold Your Head and Your Heart~ *Leisurely Updates* *Started on 9/8/17*