Snarky Stories

Marcus got isekai'd into a survival game. He hates it.

Rule #1: Don't get caught. Rule #2: Don't get stabbed. Rule #3: Don't let the fire out. Alex Ashbourne just broke all three. When a botched poker game leads to a deadly encounter with the Foot Clan, Alex's secret is out. Rescued by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, she finds herself caught between a past she's trying to forget and a power she can't control. In the shadows of NYC, the hidden heat is rising and it's a total game-changer.

In 2123, being a Pro Hero is the dream for a majority of the world. Who wouldn't want to get paid to save hot girls AND be a celebrity? Leo Lambert, that's who. Sure, he's got a Gift, and yeah, he's got a knack for saving people. But Leo would rather keep his head down and mouth running than play nice for the press. It's too bad for him that his instincts don't believe in having an easy life. After being (illegally?) drafted by an Underground Pro, he's neck-deep in a conspiracy no one wants to talk about; chasing down missing kids while the people in charge look the other way. His mentor is hiding something, and the villains are hiding in plain sight. He just didn't expect them to be wearing the very same capes he looked up to. --- What to Expect: - Sarcastic but emotionally vulnerable MC - Power system with social consequences - Fast-paced action and character-driven drama - Found family - Heavy themes: identity, justice, trauma, and self-worth - LGBTQ+ rep - Manga/anime tone with a Western twist

Four guys, four hearts, one path. Lonely, floppy-haired Cristoforo is lost in the snow with no memory. Now, he must find his way and his identity. Who will help him: Carlo, Giacomo, or the mysterious Angel? Read "Flakes" now to find out. #lightnovel #completed "Flakes" has ranked 10th in Japan based stories, 11th in light novel, and 1st in well-written. Check out the video book trailer for fun! This story is completed, yet is still growing. Your comments really help-thanks!

Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife he expected, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. But something's off. He's now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre LitRPG framework that tracks his XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and scaring up mischief. His best friend Miles is now stuck dealing with Portland's magical underbelly. Soul harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape shop warlocks, and a growing glitch in reality that's swallowing ghosts like corrupted save files. He might be dead, but the game isn't over. It's just getting weird and Lex isn't the only ghost on the leaderboard.

"My Mask isn't a piece of glass that you can just break. And something tells me, neither is yours." --------------- Macey Johnson has had a mask glued on to her face for way too long. She has aims and aspirations, but are they truly hers? Noah Martinelli hates being wrong, well who likes being wrong? In fact he despises when his judgements are incorrect. Therefore, He despises Macey Johnson, but she's not one to hold back either. Join these two as they pave through the twisted path to figure themselves and each other out. -The Shattered Masks -Jelly

~~Passing my not be my specialty...but something else is~~ Welcome to the world of Passers, where it's not unusual for people to slip right through solids. It's a world within the world today; Passers are normal people...except for their special skill. Meet Skylar McKnight, a 14 year old Passer, who, frankly, just can't Pass right. She can't help it; every time she tries to Pass Through, she gets thrown back. Solids just don't like her. Neither does most of her school. Students don't bother hiding their snickers and whispers, when it comes to her. But Skylar doesn't care; or at least, she tries not to. She sticks with her roommates, keeps up her sarcastic attitude, and tries again and again to Pass right. Little does she know that her life is about to become so much more complicated. Skylar has a skill. It's hidden in her blood, her bones, her very cells. Yet, no one knows exactly what it is. Sky's as curious as everyone else; yet she hesitates to dig deeper. After all, the events of just one day can't convince her to uncover secrets she didn't know existed. Problem is, Sky can't afford to wait too long. People want her, and not for anything good. At least, that is what she can assume from all the events taking place around her. Sky doesn't want, doesn't care, doesn't feel like being submerged into this new society. Except, no one cares about that. She struggles to go back to her world, to go back to where she thinks she belongs, but what she doesn't know keeps her trapped. There are hidden layers beneath what Sky knows of, locked doors hidden within what she's explored. She can't see them, and doesn't want to either. Yet her 'ability' keeps pulling her back, again and again, and she realizes that what she really needs to do is to simply turn around and face it all. The people she hated taught her that problems aren't solved by escaping them. So Sky sets out to do what she has to do, find what she has to find, and become who she must become.

Lucas Andrè, a conventional 16-year-old, with ordinary friends, a normal family and a predictably simple life. When a ghostly figure begins haunting Lucas he can't help the odd familiarity surrounding it, and the attraction he feels to it, but where curiosity lies, death is always following behind, and the question remains, who dies, who's dead, and who's next?

A short snarky, fun interaction to practice writing my characters. Clover is panicking about being in a dungeon when suddenly she gets a new cell mate.

THIS STORY HAS BEEN REWRITTEN. Please read the new version, which has been posted on my page under the same title. "Why don't you fly anymore, Max?" "Because when I fly, I remember." After witnessing the destruction of her entire flock at the hands of the School, a bruised and battered Maximum Ride is dumped unceremoniously onto SHIELD's front doorstep and into the lap of Director Nick Fury. Fury wants to use her, to make her part of the Avengers, but Max just doesn't have the will to move on. She won't fly, she won't fight, hell, it took them eight hours before she would even eat. But a new wave of super villain is rising in the New York underground, and the team might not have much time left before it devours them all. [WitherVerse]

My name is Sanaya Ambani. I am an Indian.23 years old and daughter of one of the richest men in India,Rahul Ambani. I have been dubbed with the title 'Indian Princess'. I have lived in the mansion of the Ambani's all my life with both parents and my cousin Kalika Kapoor (who's parents have died). I knew that I was going to suffer arranged marriage one day. But my father is very protective of his money,and a lot of them were after it. So that had caused me to escape a loveless marriage. But my luck ran out because my day finally came in the most unexpected way. My papa sent me to New York to marry a Greek tycoon,Lucas Peris. When I arrive in New York, I instantly found out that I was going to marry the most exasperating man I've ever had the misfortune of meeting. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Will Sanaya survive living with Lucas for the rest of her life or will it drive her insane? Can she bring herself to actually love this man? ©Aina_Gupta Please do not steal my story.

Harry receives his first birthday card and declines it to protect the new student who tries to give it to him. Things sort of snowball from there. Written for the HMS Harmony Discord as a birthday drabble that got out of hand. I blame everything on the Pixie Stix. Never give Hermione access to that much sugar. The world is not ready.

I stared at him and he stared right back. "How odd" I thought as I refused to break eye contact with him. "I can do this all fucking day long, tanghulu" Ha! What a funny name to give someone. I don't know why it popped in my head. I could have said it's because I'm craving it but it's simply because my mind had a mind of it's own- if that makes any sense, which it does not. Fae is a 24 year old woman living in New York City. She's the CEO of Starlight Tech. She's temperamental, sarcastic and sassy. She takes shit from no one (maybe except her mother but let's not talk about it now. ) When a situation arises that causes her to merge with her rival company, she meets the charming Nox Evans. One would think with how charming and smooth Nox is, she would swoon for him, right? Wrong! She absolutely despises him but the reason is unclear. She will stop at nothing to reject every of his attempts to make peace and ignore the sparks that light up her skin when he's near.

Kennedy Carmichael never kisses strangers, let alone arrogant foreign exchange students from the UK but when her ex-boyfriend shows up to Hilton Prep Academy on the first day of senior year, hand in hand with her arch nemesis, Kenny does the unthinkable. Oliver Knight is in exile, living with his overbearing Aunt Bessie. After being kicked out of almost every private school in London, his parents ship him off to the US, hoping that Hilton Prep, with their strict schedules and world-renowned faculty, will whip Ollie into shape. After several turbulent encounters, Kenny and Oliver find themselves thrust into a mutually beneficial, yet mildly complicated friendship. They'll pretend to date to show Sawyer what he's missing, while at the same time demonstrating to Ollie's aunt that he can stay out of trouble. What starts off as a harmless charade soon spirals into something deeper, darker, and...real? With endless antics, bitchy mean girls, familial pressures, and spilled secrets, senior year just got a little more interesting. Will Kennedy and Oliver be able to overcome all the obstacles in their way or will their relationship remain a total faux? Warnings: Explicit language, snarky comments, sexual innuendos, and underage drinking/drugs.

Some random fluff, also dw this story currently has no plan on having smut in it (Unless the situation calls for it, but there will be a trigger warning for it :) ALSO THIS TAKES PLACE RIGHT AFTER THE HOBBIT, AND WE ARE GOING BASED ON THE HOBBIT MOVIES WITH A LITTLE REAL LORE SPRINKLED IN. And the hobbit belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien, not to me.

Unknown: You make it sound as if you just asked me where the closes cave is so you could dump a dead body Me: What?!! I would never do that!!! Me: A waterfalls way classier ~~~ When someone accidentally messages the wrong person. But it turns into something more than that. ======== #115 shortstorycollection #11 inner thoughts #433 goodgirl #63 victim #162 messages

*Slowly being revised* All it took was for him to become famous and forget. For him to go on x factor and leave. Me and Zayn, yes Zayn from One Direction, dated before he went off to the x factor till he got through and broke things off. I remember his exact words he said to me. "I'm going to become famous and get the girls. So I don't need you anymore." It left me heart broken and I vowed to myself I wouldn't let anyone break down the walls around me. ~*~ Two Years later after the X factor and One Direction are huge, Jasmine Brooks just finished high school. She now lives in London. When moving in her and her friend makayla's flat she bumped into someone who she was least expecting, Zayn Malik. Zayn doesn't remember anything that had happened, between jasmine and him, before he went off to X factor. The only thing is that Jasmine still remembers. After realizing, Zayn tries to have Jasmine give him another chance but what does Jasmine say? No. That simple but Zayn tries everything to have her see he has changed. Will jasmine see that Zayn has change? Will there be someone who stands in their way of their relationship? Will Jasmine even give their relationship another chance? Or will she just keep turning him down till he gives up?

Just a collection of poems that speak volumes that I can't voice myself. Please do not copy these. I will be more than happy to let you use them, but give credit where credit is due, and let me know where you will use it when and if you do. Thanks!