Snarky Stories

As the Detroit Forge's Director of Social Media, Alex Makin thrives behind the camera - scheduling hype posts, dodging PR fires and keeping her private life safely off the ice. Then the Forge make a blockbuster signing. Sebastian Kovac - the league's favorite highlight reel and her least-favorite former Ironwood - arrives in Detroit with a smirk, a reputation, and an uncanny ability to walk straight into her orbit. He's all effortless charm, game-day intensity and maddeningly perfect photo angles... and suddenly he's the centerpiece of her season-long media assignment. But the camera doesn't lie. Chemistry is impossible to crop out and somewhere between the late nights, road-game banter and one too many accidental run-ins, Alex starts to realize keeping him offside might be harder than she planned.

"You are not supposed to exist!" Being on a hunt and accidentally inviting herself to more danger? What a typical day in New York. ©Marvel

*** This is the first 4 chapters as a sample to see if you like the story and my writing style before committing to paying for it. *** A dangerous job. A mining disaster. A declaration of love that may have come too late. Her job in a space station requires nerves of steel and a cold heart, but Lennina is paralyzed with fear for the life of her work partner each time there's an earthquake on the planet's surface. Her jealous boyfriend accuses her of having an affair with him and turns to violence when she denies it. Bruised and broken, she ends the relationship. Then when a quake traps miners underground, she discovers her work partner means more to her than life itself. As a new telepathic ability manifests itself, can Lennina use it to save the man she loves? TOUCH OF LIGHTNING is an exciting first book in the Lightning Touch Series that will transport sci-fi and paranormal fans to a distant space station, filled with suspense, danger, and romance. If you like reading stories about low-spice relationships with a slow-burn forbidden love and sassy, witty banter, you'll love this friends-to-lovers sci-fi adventure with a HEA. © 2024 Susan McKenzie. All rights reserved.

He is a young knight, mighty of body, gentle of soul and brave of heart. She is an ages old alien warrior-mage, tiny of body, scarred of soul and short of temper. When her ship crashed, he dragged her from the wreck and nursed her back to health. Together, they face an onslaught of marauding monsters threatening to tear the kingdom apart and search the force behind the attacks all while fighting an unjust system that oppresses and casts out for being born differently.

Rule #1: Don't get caught. Rule #2: Don't get stabbed. Rule #3: Don't let the fire out. Alex Ashbourne just broke all three. When a botched poker game leads to a deadly encounter with the Foot Clan, Alex's secret is out. Rescued by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, she finds herself caught between a past she's trying to forget and a power she can't control. In the shadows of NYC, the hidden heat is rising and it's a total game-changer.

There are two types of people in this world: those who get walked on and those who become what others see them as. Francesca Storm Hilton lives a life that would make any normal person envy her. Her dad works at the most prestigious law firm in Denver, and she attends one of the wealthiest public schools in the area. Those two things combined would make her life almost perfect, except for the fact that her family is broken up and her stepmother is insufferable. So much so, her stepmother is the sole reason Storm acts in the manner that she does. To make matters worse, the drama of high school does not help Storm's reputation. The principal's daughter despises her, and the teachers all know her name. And, as if there needed to be more fuel added to the fire, the principal's daughter's on-and-off again boyfriend takes interest in Storm. Though the feelings are not mutual on Storm's end, what would be the harm in messing with his feelings and simultaneously getting under her enemy's skin?

Isabel Mcreery is spontaneous, and spunky. She never does something twice in a row, that's just how she does things. Her life never, ever, goes in one straight path. There are always twists and turns, and that is exactly how she likes it. Bumpy, rough, and exciting. But will she be able to cope when a boy, a boy she graciously takes under her wing, decides to straighten out her life?

Aomine Daiki X Reader [FanFic: Kuroko No Basuke] Aomine Daiki, ace of Touou High School's basketball team is in his second year when he gets introduced to [Name]-chan, one of Kise Ryota's model friends. She studies at Kaijo along with Kise-kun, and happens to be a one of those people who can give Aomine-kun a run for his money. Aomine Daiki cannot deny that he's got feelings for her, but [Name]-chan certainly wishes to deny her feelings. What happens when a commitment-phobic model/dancer/nerd meets the cocky, pervy and highly annoying basketball player? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Highest Ranking: #2 on AomineDaiki A/N: The same story is up on my deviantart profile, and I will be updating on both websites. Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me, they belong to the writer of KnB, Tadatoshi Fujimaki.

Some people are born great. Some achieve greatness. And some wake up as a Wi-Fi-enabled refrigerator with a vengeance complex. Lucian Vargo was once a ruthless vampire CEO with empires at his command. Now he's trapped in the steel body of a prototype smart fridge ignored by janitors, dismissed as a "drama fridge," and forced to wage war with Post-its and diagnostics. But power never goes quietly. Armed with ego, sarcasm, and the world's most passive-aggressive ice maker, Lucian plots his way back into the network. A fast, funny techno-satire about ambition, arrogance, and how hard it is to conquer the world when your only power is defrost mode

Evelyn meets a young and dark stranger on a fateful night. What happens when because of him, she gets thrown into a world of lies, betrayals, love and power? "When the faeries fall in love, they love truly, for the fair folk can not lie." "Remember, Evelyn. Faeries can not lie, so they trick. Riddles and your beloved poetry, all wordplay was invented by Faeries."

Lyric Kadoya has just moved to his new school, unhappy with the sudden change of everything. He never cared much for friendships. He never wanted anything to do with people. Vance Intukai has it all. Looks, popularity, he's captain of the football team, and he has plenty of friends. When he first meets Lyric, he's shocked to find out that Lyric hates friends. Lyric is distant, snarky, and cynical.

A short snarky, fun interaction to practice writing my characters. Clover is panicking about being in a dungeon when suddenly she gets a new cell mate.

A story about teenage love and lust and consequences. A girl who wants to be loved but doesn't believe in love. A handsome boy who plays with hearts and forgets about his until it hurts. A beautiful friend who loves and almost shatters because of it. And a continuation to what seemed to be the end of the story.

Crossroads. My mom has always taught me about those. And i remember her saying that they come around in two situations. Either if it's something hilariously stupid or something that is going to turn your life upside down. My life was running in a full swing until it collided with the breath takingly gorgeous bitch of Grayson High. Savannah williams. The rude, snarky and outspoken delinquent queen who could put the wisest man to burn with terror with just one glance. Life was great, until i was stuck with this girl who wanted nothing more but to get out of this small town. And along this journey I had to choose again, stay where every part of me belongs or run away with this girl to explore the adventure that awaits. Also one thing you should know about me is. Whenever I stumbled upon crossroads. I had always taken the road less travelled.

For all those times when you're in a fight and need a comeback but can't think of one, Dw I got you :)

"I am finally going to meet his parents! AAAAGGGGHHH!" I practically screamed on my phone effectively turning Aeryn deaf. I am usually a very caring person, but right now I am fretting out! My boyfriend of a year is finally letting me meet his parents after me annoying the hell out of him. Now, I have nothing to wear! "Aeryn! HELP. ME." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pleasure to meet you, Mr Wright. I brought some cookies..." The door shut behind me with a thud and when I looked back, some mean-looking guys stood in front of the door which was now barricaded. My mind proved to be my biggest enemy as it started listing out the ways I die. When I looked back to Mr Wright, I came face-to-face with this black glistening object which I refused to believe was a gun. "Umm... You have a charming house, Mr Wright... Sir..?" Yes, Valerie, this was the perfect time to let your inner Darcy shine! Fucking great!

Josie Brown is a totally normal teenage girl, except she's not. She has....... CHRONIC ILLNESSES!!!! One day it's POTS, the next day it's DID - what will happen next in Josie's wacky adventure? Is Elaine really her mom or just a serial kidnapper? How did Josie's parents die? *Did* they actually die? Do gaming consoles really just explode like that? Do any of those serious chronic illnesses even work that way? All these questions and more will be answered in the literary classic that is JOSIE'S JOURNEY! "This story f-cking sucks! Ren should get a job and stop writing sickfic that glorifies chronic illnesses." - most readers "Josie's Journey is the most amazing and honest story I have literally ever read ever. This is sooo exactly realistic, which I know because I have all 20 of her illnesses and also my webkinz got set on fire once when I stole my mom's MMJ and was sm0king in my grandma's hospital bed." - definitely not Ren (I am not Ren, this is not my work, but it's hilarious and deserves to be on the internet still.)

A collection of short creative writings from author Melanie Anne Phillips including truisms, humorous quips, philosophical insights, inspirational notions, and a wide spectrum of poetry and prose.