Snarky Stories

Synopsis: One year after the defeat of All For One, Lady Nagant decides to return to society as a pro hero. You're assigned to be her partner on a mission to smash a crime syndicate and capture a deadly villain. But as you work together, you slowly find yourself wishing that you and Lady Nagant were more than just partners... **With the exception of Lady Nagant's return to pro hero work, this fic is canon-compatible** Content Warnings: This fic, although not mature-rated, contains content that may not be suitable for all readers. Sex: Contains suggestive material including fade-to-black sex scenes. Violence: Contains quirk combat and gunplay at the PG-13 level. Language: Contains some profanity at the PG level. Drugs: Contains references to illegal drug sales and trafficking, but no on-page drug use. Other: Contains descriptions of heteromorph discrimination. Author's Note: Thanks all for reading my fic! This is my second fiction story in just under 20 years. For this one I brought in my partner to help write the romance dialogue because she reads a lot of those type of books. Hopefully that means it'll be much improved over my first fic.

In a world of magic and monsters, Catalina Belliard is the baddest of them all. Beautiful. Powerful. Ruthless. Cruel. Half the empire is green with envy; the other half wants her dead. Now, if everyone could STOP trying to kill her while I'm trapped in her body, that would be fantastic, thank you very much! ------------ This story contains several toxic (yandere-esque) characters up to some morally grey shenanigans. 18+ only. The FMC will have multiple lovers. The romance is a true slowburn with eventual smut, so buckle in - I promise the payoff will be that much sweeter.

"Well," he said, to the pond. "That's new." Aren Aurelian just woke up inside the novel he's read twice-and he's the villain. Not a misunderstood villain. The one who keeps the heir of the Nine Marches chained in his cellar and drains his blood for medicine. In the book, the heir gets out. He builds himself a new body. He comes back for Aren and burns his soul for two hundred years. So, you know. No pressure. Aren has a system called Deuce that only tells him how much time he has left and how much trouble is coming. He has a curse that blooms thirteen petals before it kills him. He has a covenant mark with exceptions. And he has Corrin, his captive, who is probably the only person in the world who can keep him alive and definitely the one who wants him dead. It's a dark fantasy isekai with a slow burn, a snarky system, and a lot of bad bargains. I wrote this for readers who wanted the villain to get a second chance and then earn it.

Dr. Avni Vardhan is a fiercely eloquent scholar with a talent for slicing arguments apart using metaphor and sarcasm. Her weapon of choice? A red pen and a well-placed Shakespeare quote. She believes Aleksandr's obsession with stoicism is cute - like watching a wolf try to meditate. Dr. Aleksandr Volkov is a logic driven philosophy prodigy whose idea of foreplay is a well-structured thesis. He worships at the altar of logic, data, and a disdain for anything remotely emotional - or Avni. Especially Avni. Their academic rivalry is the stuff of departmental legend: One coffee-stained argument away from HR intervention. And a thousand passive - aggressive footnotes. But when a clerical mix-up forces them to co-author a research paper for the most competitive academic conference of their careers, the unthinkable happens: They have to work together. Between snarky banter, all night debates, suspiciously lingering eye contact, and fights over font size that vaguely feels like flirting, things start to spiral. Fast. Because beneath the snark and citations is a truth neither of them is ready to admit: "The greatest thesis they'll ever write... might just be about each other."

He is a young knight, mighty of body, gentle of soul and brave of heart. She is an ages old alien warrior-mage, tiny of body, scarred of soul and short of temper. When her ship crashed, he dragged her from the wreck and nursed her back to health. Together, they face an onslaught of marauding monsters threatening to tear the kingdom apart and search the force behind the attacks all while fighting an unjust system that oppresses and casts out for being born differently.

Maya Lin survives St. Jude's on bursary checks, cheap filter coffee, and a three-year mutual hatred of Julian Vance-the legacy golden boy tied with her for the school's only full-ride university endowment. But when the administrative archive is broken into forty-eight hours before the final trustee vote, Maya's battered Parker pen and Julian's discarded notes are found wedged in the lock. Facing immediate expulsion and police inquiries, the pair realize their public feud was the perfect cover for a calculated setup-and breaking into a damp changing-room locker past curfew is their only shot at finding who played them.

The clockwork man is crafted, to begin with-his father forced by that terrible tyrant Time to create her a slave for all eternity. His brain boasts balance wheels and torsion springs; he can wind himself up with a key in his side; and, most importantly, his gyroscopic tourbillon heart glimmers with pure diamond. He is a living being and he is art, and he refuses to remain a slave forever. He therefore slips through Time's fingers as the Sands of Time slip through the cracks of reality (at least, when the time cats aren't using them as a litter box). Among astounding adventures, despite harrowing hardships, and in between escaping interfering enchanters, the clockwork man seeks his imagination, his purpose, and his name.

Dive into the enchanting world of Willow Moonshadow, a snarky witch with a penchant for trouble and a heart big enough for two supernatural hotties. When a psychotic witch-hunter threatens the magical community, Willow finds herself in an unlikely alliance with Victor, a brooding vampire, and Rafe, an alpha werewolf. As they battle dark forces and their own conflicting natures, Willow discovers that her growing powers are matched only by her growing feelings for both men. Can she save the world and navigate a polyamorous relationship with two of the supernatural world's most eligible bachelors? Packed with laugh-out-loud humor, sizzling romance, and edge-of-your-seat magical battles, this book is perfect for fans of Charlaine Harris and Ilona Andrews. Follow Willow's journey as she learns to balance love, magic, and the occasional world-ending crisis. Warning: Contains witty banter, unconventional relationships, and enough magical mayhem to leave you spellbound!

As a girl who worked her ass off to place first in her combat training, Maeve offers the finest for her countries army. Her home of Prometheus has discovered a new drug, allowing anyone who is injected to reach an unnatural strength. Finally being prepared to go on her first official mission after her sister was taken, the sixteen year old travels by boat and is sent to infiltrate the most dangerous place, Moribund - the death court. However, something happens on her journey and she is sent overboard. She wakes up on the foreign shores of Aqueous, and meets new people for the better or worse. When there, she discovers that not everything she had been told was true. Prometheus were trying to start a war, and she was stuck in the middle of it. Different countries, different abilities. Prometheus citizens are the infernos, Aqueous admire the ocean, and she leans of the other countries as she travels. Now in a country she knows little to none about, Maeve unravels truths of her past and finds a way to help her missing sister.

This is the story of Jared Rush, his little sister, his best friend, their crazy New York friend, and the most sarcastic cat. Join them in their misadventures! (This is a collection of short stories that may sometimes get a bit outlandish) I hope you don't mind cheese!

She puckered up for a high-school prank and sparked a battle of the gods... Sixteen-year-old Sophie has mastered the art of troublemaking. And her next stunt promises to take down her boarding school's leading mean girl. Locking lips with bad-boy Kai is all part of the plan, but Sophie never imagines his supernatural smooch will awaken her inner goddess. Kai burns for the top spot in Hell. But if his petty father Hades has his way, Kai will be bending a knee for the rest of eternity. However, settling for second best seems almost bearable after a magical kiss reveals Persephone, the love of his life, trapped in a gorgeous teen girl's body. As if grappling with new mythical powers and a budding romance isn't enough of a hassle, Sophie's expected to save humanity too - despite her father Zeus' wishes. And with Kai falling under her spell all over again, will he risk his claim to the underworld to hold on to his soul mate? Can Sophie and Kai survive the wrath of their almighty parents and find forever love? **NEW CHAPTERS EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, AND FRIDAY!

Nathaniel Angelev is a gritty, battle-hardened mafia prince who seemingly has it all - money, power, and devastatingly good looks - even though he's sacrificed a lot along the way. But the final straw isn't the knife fight that renders him mute; it's the one that forces him to take the life of his closest friend. So Nate leaves his legacy of blood and gunpowder, determined to turn state's witness and dismantle the entire organization that has caused so much pain. And he finds himself headed straight into the arms of Marshal Reid Logan, a man secretly running from a past of his own. 
But the usual witness protection placements fail, over and over, and after an especially close call, Reid realizes that there must be someone inside of the Marshals Service working against them. Their only option is to send Reid's partner back in to hunt the mole inside of the agency, while Reid and Nate go off the grid and hit the road together. They're constantly on the move, fighting both Nate's fearsome family and their growing attraction to one another. The Angelev specter of danger is ever-looming, leading to numerous close calls and showdowns, with the stakes climbing even higher after Reid and Nate give in to their fierce passion for one another. They come to realize what's truly worth fighting for and learn that love can grow even in seemingly impossible circumstances. *****contains language, violence, sexual content, and other things of a mature nature***** (Originally posted - in a very different form - as Destiel fanfic)

I stared at him and he stared right back. "How odd" I thought as I refused to break eye contact with him. "I can do this all fucking day long, tanghulu" Ha! What a funny name to give someone. I don't know why it popped in my head. I could have said it's because I'm craving it but it's simply because my mind had a mind of it's own- if that makes any sense, which it does not. Fae is a 24 year old woman living in New York City. She's the CEO of Starlight Tech. She's temperamental, sarcastic and sassy. She takes shit from no one (maybe except her mother but let's not talk about it now. ) When a situation arises that causes her to merge with her rival company, she meets the charming Nox Evans. One would think with how charming and smooth Nox is, she would swoon for him, right? Wrong! She absolutely despises him but the reason is unclear. She will stop at nothing to reject every of his attempts to make peace and ignore the sparks that light up her skin when he's near.

Arianna Andrews fights crime for a living. Whether during the day or late at night as Lightning Strike, the superhero who wields the electrifying power. During the day she works for the local news paper as a liaison between Johnson Times and the Precinct. And when her life is threatened by Edge, she and her best friend, Piper, have to find what the real meaning of Justice is.

Isabel Mcreery has always had a sharp tongue, and at times it's gotten her in trouble. Never of the good assortment either. Most of the times it was detention, or locked up for a night... or two. But this time it's gotten her into the worst kind of trouble. The good kind.

Love seems to change people in ways they couldn't even imagine.

No one knows what she is. 2 years ago she dropped out of the sky in the middle of the Los Angeles desert with nothing but her name to remember. The only life Anya knows is the one she has in this world. Strange things are beginning to happen around her and it's putting the people she loves at risk. And why does she have this strange ache in her chest every time she's near the man with piercing gray eyes and frost in his voice? He looks at her with so much anger. ..... He grabbed her by her arm and turned her to face him. "Woah. Listen here big guy. You're new around here so I'll tell you this once. Touch me again and you'll be risking an amputation. That's as final a warning as you'll get." Anya shrugged as she jerked her arm out of his grasp. He looked at her with his cold eyes, eyebrows raised in what could only be called cynical amusement. "The fact that you think you could get close enough to even think about hurting me is amusing. But I have no need for amusement in my world." He folded his arms and looked down at her like someone inspecting a small bug. "Stay out of my way. And stay out of things you have no business being in." "Did you ever think that maybe it's just your big overbearing size that is the problem?" Anya looked at him as if trying to figure out the best way to solve the problem that was him. His eyebrows creased ever so slightly, "Excuse me?" "There you go. That's exactly what you should say to people. Instead of trampling everyone like a rhinoceros on a stampede. Just say excuse me and people will gladly get out of your way." Anya gave him a sympathetic look and would have given him a pat on his shoulder but thought better of it as he shot her a cold glare that would have probably frozen a lesser man in place

The vampires invaded her town and killed her friends, neighbors, and her mother. They threatened her father with death before he and the prince of vampires, Luther Alexander Crow, made a deal. Now her father has a month, 30 days, to hold up his end of the bargain and Luther has a new plaything. Meet Liliana Rose Vandermoore, the daughter of the esteemed leaders of the Silver Hound Hunters and now, a vampire's peT.