Snarky Stories

When Genevieve Padalecki's half-sister, Diane, is murdered, she is shocked. She is even more shocked when Diane's will states that she wants her daughter, Juniper, to live with Genevieve until she reaches adulthood. But it isn't that simple. It seems as though Diane had a secret. A secret that is passed on to her sixteen year old daughter. A secret that got Diane and her husband killed. And a secret that might kill Juniper next.

As the Detroit Forge's Director of Social Media, Alex Makin thrives behind the camera - scheduling hype posts, dodging PR fires and keeping her private life safely off the ice. Then the Forge make a blockbuster signing. Sebastian Kovac - the league's favorite highlight reel and her least-favorite former Ironwood - arrives in Detroit with a smirk, a reputation, and an uncanny ability to walk straight into her orbit. He's all effortless charm, game-day intensity and maddeningly perfect photo angles... and suddenly he's the centerpiece of her season-long media assignment. But the camera doesn't lie. Chemistry is impossible to crop out and somewhere between the late nights, road-game banter and one too many accidental run-ins, Alex starts to realize keeping him offside might be harder than she planned.

Throughout Margaret Robertson's life, she's encountered countless ironies but the worst? She is a doctor accused of committing a murder. She needs help and only Alexander Meyer, the most famous lawyer of Los Angeles can help. Along the way, there are twists and turns. Not what they expect at all. Is this a small crime to meet the ten-day deadline of the victim or will it cost both of their lives as well?

"I am finally going to meet his parents! AAAAGGGGHHH!" I practically screamed on my phone effectively turning Aeryn deaf. I am usually a very caring person, but right now I am fretting out! My boyfriend of a year is finally letting me meet his parents after me annoying the hell out of him. Now, I have nothing to wear! "Aeryn! HELP. ME." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pleasure to meet you, Mr Wright. I brought some cookies..." The door shut behind me with a thud and when I looked back, some mean-looking guys stood in front of the door which was now barricaded. My mind proved to be my biggest enemy as it started listing out the ways I die. When I looked back to Mr Wright, I came face-to-face with this black glistening object which I refused to believe was a gun. "Umm... You have a charming house, Mr Wright... Sir..?" Yes, Valerie, this was the perfect time to let your inner Darcy shine! Fucking great!

There are two types of people in this world: those who get walked on and those who become what others see them as. Francesca Storm Hilton lives a life that would make any normal person envy her. Her dad works at the most prestigious law firm in Denver, and she attends one of the wealthiest public schools in the area. Those two things combined would make her life almost perfect, except for the fact that her family is broken up and her stepmother is insufferable. So much so, her stepmother is the sole reason Storm acts in the manner that she does. To make matters worse, the drama of high school does not help Storm's reputation. The principal's daughter despises her, and the teachers all know her name. And, as if there needed to be more fuel added to the fire, the principal's daughter's on-and-off again boyfriend starts to take interest in Storm. Though the feelings are not mutual on Storm's end, what would be the harm in messing with his feelings and simultaneously getting under her enemy's skin?

In a world split between an alien invasion, and crumbling society, fourteen year old, Zack, wakes up in his group home, just like any other day, only to find that all the adults have disappeared, launching him on a terrifying, death-defying, some other intense fying , adventure. Complete with sarcasm, mutant creatures, and a fair amount of toxic slobber. Not to mention its free! What's not to love? So what are you reading this partially lame description for? Start reading already!! P.S. I have already written the entire book, and will be putting some chapters on here for you guys--Or not, depending on the reaction the book receives. Enjoy.

Devin's dad has finally moved on from the death of her mother four years ago. He is all set to marry his new found romance. So when he finally introduces her, Devin seems to be over the moon and happily accepting for him. But, uh-oh, there's a glitch. --------------------------------------------------- GLITCH is another one of your casual yet adorable reads. An attempt at creating something fun, adventurous and non-clichéd piece of literature. Binge into Devin's messed up world with GLITCH.

Jane just has to fly to Prague, pick up her MUCH younger half-brother, and get home without catching the new strain of superflu that has thrown the world into chaos. Simple right? Damn Vampires just have to ruin a perfectly good plan.

OKAY! So, you're going to get a peek at how my life went down during the two weeks I was on crutches. This involves my unfortunate thoughts, feats, and tumbles down flights of stairs and doorways to classrooms. I'm doing this on a whim mostly because I was suggested this idea by one of my readers. I was sharing what crutches were like for me on my announcements to my followers and it became a thing. WARNING: There is minor cussing, lots of mentions of injury, and bullying, albeit teasing because that lowkey should not count as bullying. Please use this to your viewer discretion.

Just a book of sarcastic and snarky comments and comebacks. If you use one please tell me the story I'd love to hear it so I can have a good laugh at someone else's expense because I'm a good person like that... Disclaimer: I don't own (all of) these!

A girl with remarkable abilities. A boy send to unearth her secrets. A conspiracy that will force them to redefine the impossible. Hiding unbelievable physical abilities, Desiree buries herself inside the realities of high school. But when Blake infiltrates her life, all of Desiree's secrets begin to unravel. With answers come more questions and soon she is entangled in a world of secret societies, human experimentation, perilous power-struggles, and ultimate sacrifice. To escape, Desiree can't be simply extraordinary...she must redefine the impossible. *The Convergence is available for purchase on Amazon! *At the end of each chapter I've included comments about editing and other stuff. Hope you enjoy!

When Dawn loses everything she once cared about, nothing seems to go the way she wants it to. She makes the worse mistake of her life and ends up in a place where no one wishes to be. Is this the way her life was always supposed to be? Alone, forever?

Four guys, four hearts, one path. Lonely, floppy-haired Cristoforo is lost in the snow with no memory. Now, he must find his way and his identity. Who will help him: Carlo, Giacomo, or the mysterious Angel? Read "Flakes" now to find out. #lightnovel #completed "Flakes" has ranked 10th in Japan based stories, 11th in light novel, and 1st in well-written. Check out the video book trailer for fun! This story is completed, yet is still growing. Your comments really help-thanks!

Trina's day took a turn for the worse when she saw him. That foxy smile stretched to its limit, brunette hair framing his brows, eyes sparkling devilishly and shining pearl-white teeth. He was the very image of temptation for every teenage girl. She could admit that she was not the least bit immune to his charms. Yet she hated him. She hated Leon. With a vengeance.

Wesley is a superhero. Sort of. He's got powers and he's trying to do good things with them. ... Okay, fine. Wesley is a work-in-progress. That's close enough, though. Right? He's doing his best. He's still young. He's got plenty of years to sand down the rough edges. Ya know, assuming he doesn't fall off a tall building first. Or run into someone who actually knows how to fight. Or get stabbed by a random passerby for saying something stupid. Did I mention he's doing his best?

Pinterest board: https://pin.it/1iklUSX Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/32GmKj0tUBPGwB77OVq2pb?si=2gwZv6ebQTCw2yL7SH_OUA TikTok: @wishuponthesecondstar AO3 coming soon! Inkitt: weasley-bugaboo27 CO writer: adrienettepartridge Short chapters Addy Carvajal's life takes a dramatic turn when Fifi crashes through her window on her birthday. Fifi has a unique request for Addy. This quest involves traveling from star to star through the universe. She will experience romance, friendship, teamwork, and great battles. This is her adventure to find herself and save the people she cares about in the land of Asteria. They're all counting on her but the decision is hers to make.

several people have died finding the map of Xue Shun a demi goddess by the name of Shi Chen and her father Ye ling found it and a hooded woman now looks for them after a tragic night left Shi chen thirsty for revenge

Promised a cure for her immortality, Petra joins a quirky crew without question. She should have asked questions. 15 years ago she lost half her body in a totally avoidable accident in her father's non-IKEA-standard lab. He used the tissue-fusing serum he created to save her, but it left her with major confidence issues, pesky immortality, and a body that's 40% raw meat. Some people have the worst luck. With half a face and the body of a child zombie, she eventually runs out of options. When a profiteering scientist turns up with the serum she thought her father destroyed all those years ago, she's dragged into the middle of his villainous scheme by the ragtag team assembled to stop him. Mostly. Petra's just in it for the cure they're making. Get the serum, make the cure, die. It's a simple plan. But things go south on their northwestern island when she witnesses a murder.

Dylan Fox wakes to find himself about to be lunch for some spiders of unusual size. Managing to survive the encounter, he finds he's been transported to a land called only 'the Crater' by its inhabitants. Enclosed by a circle of cliffs on all sides, the Crater is a place of magic, wonder, adventure, and horrific danger. His arrival stirs into motion long resting schemes and ambitions. At the heart of it all: the Prime Dungeon, a seemingly bottomless dungeon which legends say is the only way to exit the Crater, IF one can reach the very bottom...

❝ you're so in love. ❞ ❝ i am so not. ❞ [ goblet of fire; fourth year. harry james potter ]