Snarky Stories

When Cassie Blake crashes her dad's car and gets taken by soldiers to a rehab school, she expects therapy or even juvie. Blackstone Prep, aka hell on earth. The school is a prison, taught by merciless teachers and patrolled by heartless soldiers. Blackstone's sole intention is to break them, so along with a small group of defiant teens, Cassie decides to fight back. Rebellion will always have a price, and when the price becomes their lives, the group starts to doubt they will even make it out. They are a group of teenagers against well-armed soldiers and teachers without morals. With the threat of punishment and potential death looming over them, Cassie decides they must escape or face certain peril.

Chaenele Thranduilion is officially the most insufferable elleth in the world. After she straight-up threw away all her late mom's gowns just for attention, Thranduil had no choice but to ship her off to school in Lothlórien. Problem? Glorfindel's there too. Spoiled girl × disciplined Balrog slayer.

This is the story of my not-so-normal family. Mum, Dad, Three superhero brothers, and me... the villain they've been fighting. They just don't know it yet. Written by soph_hutch_ Remastered (2019)

A story of heartbreak, brotherhood, and unexpected butterflies. Alexis never expected betrayal from the two people she trusted most-her boyfriend and her best friend. But when she catches them together, she doesn't cry. She doesn't beg. She gets even. Her revenge? Dating Jesse's worst enemy. The one guy guaranteed to make him furious. The only problem? He also happens to be her brother's best friend. What starts as a perfectly executed payback plan quickly spirals out of control. Lines blur, sparks fly, and suddenly, Alexis isn't so sure this is just about revenge anymore. But with secrets, drama, and her brother's inevitable wrath looming, she's playing a dangerous game-one that might end with more than just Jesse's broken heart. Because when you play with fire, someone always gets burned.

Louis is the popular football player, there’s nothing he wants he can’t get. He wants Harry, but Harry is not impressed. (Where Harry gets to wear Louis’ letterman jacket, with a scowl on his face, whilst being secretly pleased about it)

Vampire Academy is the first book in the Vampire Academy series, but My Vampire Academy is my little versions of Richelle Mead's books.

She was sweet she was innocent she was the purest soul But has a sarcastic side like everything changes she changed too. What happend you say she met her mate who rejected her her name was emma his name was ryker this is emma's story the girl known as the rejected mate who became a cold hearted peson but inside was still a little innocent girl who made walls around her so hard it was impossible to break or not.????..... enjoy the story !!!!! and cut me some slacks for some grammer mistakes ... i dont know what to write any more so. just enjoy 💋

This is the story of Jared Rush, his little sister, his best friend, their crazy New York friend, and the most sarcastic cat. Join them in their misadventures! (This is a collection of short stories that may sometimes get a bit outlandish) I hope you don't mind cheese!

I stared at him and he stared right back. "How odd" I thought as I refused to break eye contact with him. "I can do this all fucking day long, tanghulu" Ha! What a funny name to give someone. I don't know why it popped in my head. I could have said it's because I'm craving it but it's simply because my mind had a mind of it's own- if that makes any sense, which it does not. Fae is a 24 year old woman living in New York City. She's the CEO of Starlight Tech. She's temperamental, sarcastic and sassy. She takes shit from no one (maybe except her mother but let's not talk about it now. ) When a situation arises that causes her to merge with her rival company, she meets the charming Nox Evans. One would think with how charming and smooth Nox is, she would swoon for him, right? Wrong! She absolutely despises him but the reason is unclear. She will stop at nothing to reject every of his attempts to make peace and ignore the sparks that light up her skin when he's near.

Lyric Kadoya has just moved to his new school, unhappy with the sudden change of everything. He never cared much for friendships. He never wanted anything to do with people. Vance Intukai has it all. Looks, popularity, he's captain of the football team, and he has plenty of friends. When he first meets Lyric, he's shocked to find out that Lyric hates friends. Lyric is distant, snarky, and cynical.

Arianna Andrews fights crime for a living. Whether during the day or late at night as Lightning Strike, the superhero who wields the electrifying power. During the day she works for the local news paper as a liaison between Johnson Times and the Precinct. And when her life is threatened by Edge, she and her best friend, Piper, have to find what the real meaning of Justice is.

Save herself. Save the world. Humanity may be screwed. To say that Sophie Bloom is at the top of her game with one only week until Spring Equinox and the final showdown with Zeus and Hades would be, well, lying. The Goddess of Spring feels more like the Goddess of Bzzz, Thanks For Playing than the savior of humanity. And could her relationships be any more messed up? Good times. Sophie is convinced that things can't get any worse than crawling back to her mother Demeter and begging for help. But she's about to find out how very wrong she is.

BLURB TBD

Share a cringe-filled morning with Bridget as she, without a choice, sits down and listens to her bubbly mother's current rabid obsession: WEREWOLF NOVELS. In contrast, Bridget feels quite the opposite. ******* ⛔️DON'T READ if you are easily offended⛔️ ✨This is a parody, really 😄. Nothing personal; just me exploring the dynamics of two characters with opposing views (try it! It's a fun exercise for writers!). I do read Werewolf novels myself. ENJOY! ✨ ✅ SHARE only if you link back to this Wattpad story page. ❌ If published on other platforms, it's plagiarized.

All I wanted to do was make a little extra cash and not have to take handout outs from my insanely rich parents. It was already bad enough that they didn't exactly approve of my job as a barista in our local coffee shop, let alone going to college to become a social worker. No. They wanted me to take over their multi-million dollar company. I mentioned they were rich didn't I? Because they are. Insanely rich. They have barely told me and my sister anything about the company or what they deal with, all we know is that they build "life-saving" hard drives. At least that is what America likes to call them. Oh! And we can't forget about this super sarcastic, "I think I got jokes" guy that steals my best friends seat in class. Don't get me wrong, he is pretty easy on the eyes. And, yeah, he is a little funny some times. But he asks some super personal questions about me and my family way to early for someone who just met me. Can we say red flag! Stalker Alert. Just wait it gets better. There is a bad guy- or might I say three bad guys- trying to take over America using computer technology. Like infiltrating your home computer AND the governments computers. Can we say saucey? Oh, of course one of the bad guys is from Russia, because you know that makes sense right. So, if you want to see what happens come tag along with me, my family, my best friend, stalker guy, and oh yeah that Russian dude and let's ride this roller coaster of Chaotic Decryption. Get it? Because we are decrypting chaos...? No? oh come on man..

What if someone saw you suffering and came up to you, offered you a solution? He could return you to the prime of your life, but there's a catch: You don't know when that is. Neither does he. Only the Prime Touch does. Do you accept? Midas doesn't care for much. Not fame or fortune. He has the Prime Touch and finds that he can't really control it beyond activation. But it can do good. Or bad. You could revert to last week. Or when you were 10. Or even when you were a toddler. That's why it's your choice. Always, choice. Naturally, some want that for their own reasons. And some? Some think it's divine.

-A modern satirical adaptation in verse of Harry Potter books/movies.

The author of "BIOMETRICS" and "The Case of The Samurai," Haru Nikko (a.k.a. @HN1kk0), traveled to Dubai (U.A.E) to start a new life far away from home in 2019. Now she shares with the rest of the world about her experience in a different country and how the following events had inspired her to be where she is now. NOTE: Never weaponize, doubt, invalidate or harshly criticize anyone's experiences here just because you disagree. Try to have an open mind and see where the author is coming from. If you're not a fan of the author's cheeky personality, this autobiography may not be for you. Published: 12/13/2020 Ended: 7/19/2021

This is a random story. If I get into making stories, I may start some Fan Fictions. Anyways, this story is about if your cats could ever talk to one another, more chapters coming soon!