Snarky Stories

Alex Makin has one rule: never get emotionally involved with the players she covers. As the Detroit Forge's Director of Social Media, she thrives behind the camera - scheduling hype posts, dodging PR fires and keeping her heart safely off the ice. Then the Forge make a blockbuster signing. Sebastian Kovac - the league's favorite highlight reel and her least-favorite former Ironwood - arrives in Detroit with a smirk, a reputation, and an uncanny ability to walk straight into her orbit. He's all effortless charm, game-day intensity and maddeningly perfect photo angles... and suddenly he's the centerpiece of her season-long media assignment. But the camera doesn't lie. Chemistry is impossible to crop out and somewhere between the late night arena tours, road-game banter and one too many accidental run-ins, Alex starts to realize keeping him offside might be harder than she planned.

Reply-All Apocalypse The Email Chain That Ended a Company... and Our Sanity What starts as a harmless "Anti-Social Social Club" - a group of introverts who cancel their own meetings just to avoid human contact - slowly spirals into the most unhinged corporate meltdown ever documented. Over hundreds of leaked reply-all emails, watch a quiet office descend into absolute chaos: Bomb threats & exploding grills Russian spies stealing nothing Unionized mice taking hostages Possessed laceless shoes Alien abductions, illegal Soviet flares, lawsuits over accidental hate symbols A CEO who sells the company overnight and flees in a fleet of private jets One man (Chad) tries desperately to hold onto his sanity with a single word: cease. Spoiler: it doesn't work. Based on a true story* of corporate hell. (*okay, slightly exaggerated... but only slightly) Buckle up. Don't reply-all.

Chaenele Thranduilion is officially the most insufferable elleth in the world. After she straight-up threw away all her late mom's gowns just for attention, Thranduil had no choice but to ship her off to school in Lothlórien. Problem? Glorfindel's there too. Spoiled girl × disciplined Balrog slayer.

When an arrogant billionaire, RAYMOND SINCLAIR, double-crosses the sinister military industrial complex, he discovers the beautiful intern he recently fired, EVELYN SIMMONS, holds the key to saving his life and his company. *There is an expanded version of this story on my profile that is more polished. 'The Asshole App Expanded Version'. *****Author's note. Story contains Mature Language and Sexual References***** My beautiful cover was made by @myie_laura 's Love Graphics Shop. Featured on the #Badass Reads Badass King's reading list No. 1 in the Jam-Board 2022 General Fiction Category. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Excerpt from "The Asshole App"- "Baby, I got your text. Now, tell Mama Dee what happened." "My boss, Raymond Sinclair, that's what happened! He's a jackass." Evie gulped air, swallowing bile. "He humiliated me in front of the entire staff this morning." Struggling to breathe, she held her midriff. "I feel as if I've been punched in the stomach." "That asshole!" Deedee's voice was muffled behind the menu as she checked the specials. She lowered the shiny, laminated cardboard. "I told you the man's a soulless billionaire. I don't care how many smart phones or self-driving cars he's sold. Or how hot he looks on the cover of Time. He's an insufferable ass." Suggestively, she laid an exquisitely manicured index finger against her cheek. The jungle-colored nail was painted with tiny, fornicating leopards. "How are you going to get back at him?"

In 2123, being a Pro Hero is the dream for a majority of the world. Who wouldn't want to get paid to save hot girls AND be a celebrity? Leo Lambert, that's who. Sure, he's got a Gift, and yeah, he's got a knack for saving people. But Leo would rather keep his head down and mouth running than play nice for the press. It's too bad for him that his instincts don't believe in having an easy life. After being (illegally?) drafted by an Underground Pro, he's neck-deep in a conspiracy no one wants to talk about; chasing down missing kids while the people in charge look the other way. His mentor is hiding something, and the villains are hiding in plain sight. He just didn't expect them to be wearing the very same capes he looked up to. --- What to Expect: - Sarcastic but emotionally vulnerable MC - Power system with social consequences - Fast-paced action and character-driven drama - Found family - Heavy themes: identity, justice, trauma, and self-worth - LGBTQ+ rep - Manga/anime tone with a Western twist

This story is set to take place shortly after Age of Ultron and replaces Civil War (with a few scenes kept or very similar). Tony has been seeing a Psychiatrist since he and Pepper moved to NYC after IronMan3. After returning to the compound after defeating Ultron Tony decides to try and recruit her to join the team, but not just for her medical expertise because Tony knows she has a secret. Dr. Kenna James was held for over a year by Hydra; they were trying to turn her into a Winter Soldier but they ended up killing her instead. The after effects of the serum they gave her allowed her to be reborn with powers; control and create blue flames over her whole body. Will Kenna be the balancing elements and get the Avengers on the right path or will she cause a rift even bigger than what was in Civil War? Part 2 is planned and will cover the majority of Spiderman Homecoming and Thor Ragnarok (with some Dr. Strange mixed in) so hope to see everyone back once it's released. Thanks for reading! Cover credit goes to : https://selfpubbookcovers.com/andrewgraphics

Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife he expected, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. But something's off. He's now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre LitRPG framework that tracks his XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and scaring up mischief. His best friend Miles is now stuck dealing with Portland's magical underbelly. Soul harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape shop warlocks, and a growing glitch in reality that's swallowing ghosts like corrupted save files. He might be dead, but the game isn't over. It's just getting weird and Lex isn't the only ghost on the leaderboard.

"I go by Ally but you can call me yours, baby, my one and only love." I say giving him a fuck me look and doing a little hair flip. He looks at my face and looks at Jace who's face is a huge smirk. "Didn't know you were that smooth with pickup lines" jace comments. I laugh in my cute trying to get the guy act. "I'm smooth and refined in other areas too you know?" I say looking at Alec. - Alicia Herondale had grown up in the hands of her strict grandmother and cousin Will. Known as the disappointment of the family, not much is expected of her other than jokes and giggles. That's until, she meets Alec, turns out for one her grandmother might approve.

THIS STORY HAS BEEN REWRITTEN. Please read the new version, which has been posted on my page under the same title. "Why don't you fly anymore, Max?" "Because when I fly, I remember." After witnessing the destruction of her entire flock at the hands of the School, a bruised and battered Maximum Ride is dumped unceremoniously onto SHIELD's front doorstep and into the lap of Director Nick Fury. Fury wants to use her, to make her part of the Avengers, but Max just doesn't have the will to move on. She won't fly, she won't fight, hell, it took them eight hours before she would even eat. But a new wave of super villain is rising in the New York underground, and the team might not have much time left before it devours them all. [WitherVerse]

He stares me down, making me shudder with horror. He motioned for me to take a seat on the couch just across from his. I sat down with my legs crossed, got my drink, and began to drink when Isaac said, "I want to marry you." "Are you fucking alright, Isaac salvatore?" I inquired, slightly increasing my voice to him. He didn't say anything and simply stared at me. I was terrified because he could actually jump up right now and shoot me if he so desired. "And in case you're wondering, no, I won't marry you!" I stood up and splashed his face with my drink. I moved away, but not before I noticed him clench his jaw in rage and flash an evil smirk. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I genuinely believe that this story will be enjoyable for readers who like reading stuff with mafia and strong female lead and etc. I feel like there are more readers like me who enjoy this so I thought why not write my own book and as soon as I started writing words just flew right out of me and now we got 4 chapters. I really hope you read it and give it a shot!!

My name is Sanaya Ambani. I am an Indian.23 years old and daughter of one of the richest men in India,Rahul Ambani. I have been dubbed with the title 'Indian Princess'. I have lived in the mansion of the Ambani's all my life with both parents and my cousin Kalika Kapoor (who's parents have died). I knew that I was going to suffer arranged marriage one day. But my father is very protective of his money,and a lot of them were after it. So that had caused me to escape a loveless marriage. But my luck ran out because my day finally came in the most unexpected way. My papa sent me to New York to marry a Greek tycoon,Lucas Peris. When I arrive in New York, I instantly found out that I was going to marry the most exasperating man I've ever had the misfortune of meeting. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Will Sanaya survive living with Lucas for the rest of her life or will it drive her insane? Can she bring herself to actually love this man? ©Aina_Gupta Please do not steal my story.

Kennedy Carmichael never kisses strangers, let alone arrogant foreign exchange students from the UK but when her ex-boyfriend shows up to Hilton Prep Academy on the first day of senior year, hand in hand with her arch nemesis, Kenny does the unthinkable. Oliver Knight is in exile, living with his overbearing Aunt Bessie. After being kicked out of almost every private school in London, his parents ship him off to the US, hoping that Hilton Prep, with their strict schedules and world-renowned faculty, will whip Ollie into shape. After several turbulent encounters, Kenny and Oliver find themselves thrust into a mutually beneficial, yet mildly complicated friendship. They'll pretend to date to show Sawyer what he's missing, while at the same time demonstrating to Ollie's aunt that he can stay out of trouble. What starts off as a harmless charade soon spirals into something deeper, darker, and...real? With endless antics, bitchy mean girls, familial pressures, and spilled secrets, senior year just got a little more interesting. Will Kennedy and Oliver be able to overcome all the obstacles in their way or will their relationship remain a total faux? Warnings: Explicit language, snarky comments, sexual innuendos, and underage drinking/drugs.

Theia has powers, that's bad in this universe, she's also a sarcastic bastard, hope you enjoy. I'd tell you more but I actually don't know where the rest of this story is going.

Harry Potter was abandoned at an old orphanage by the Dursleys within the first week they got him. Left to his own devices Harry Potter, now named Garron James Darce, discovers he can do things that the mindless wrecks at the orphanage couldn't hope to do. He's smart. He's cunning. He's Slytherin. But most of all Harry Potter is dark and no one is standing in his way from taking over. The Malfoy's adopted him when he ran away from the orphanage into the wizarding world. Years later, the Dark Lord is invited to Yule at the manor. What will happen when an already dark child has been molded into the perfect pureblood prince by Lucius Malfoy, meets his supposed enemy? How will the two go from there? What havoc will Garron James Darce reap with a Dark Lord at his side?

"I am finally going to meet his parents! AAAAGGGGHHH!" I practically screamed on my phone effectively turning Aeryn deaf. I am usually a very caring person, but right now I am fretting out! My boyfriend of a year is finally letting me meet his parents after me annoying the hell out of him. Now, I have nothing to wear! "Aeryn! HELP. ME." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pleasure to meet you, Mr Wright. I brought some cookies..." The door shut behind me with a thud and when I looked back, some mean-looking guys stood in front of the door which was now barricaded. My mind proved to be my biggest enemy as it started listing out the ways I die. When I looked back to Mr Wright, I came face-to-face with this black glistening object which I refused to believe was a gun. "Umm... You have a charming house, Mr Wright... Sir..?" Yes, Valerie, this was the perfect time to let your inner Darcy shine! Fucking great!

~~Passing my not be my specialty...but something else is~~ Welcome to the world of Passers, where it's not unusual for people to slip right through solids. It's a world within the world today; Passers are normal people...except for their special skill. Meet Skylar McKnight, a 14 year old Passer, who, frankly, just can't Pass right. She can't help it; every time she tries to Pass Through, she gets thrown back. Solids just don't like her. Neither does most of her school. Students don't bother hiding their snickers and whispers, when it comes to her. But Skylar doesn't care; or at least, she tries not to. She sticks with her roommates, keeps up her sarcastic attitude, and tries again and again to Pass right. Little does she know that her life is about to become so much more complicated. Skylar has a skill. It's hidden in her blood, her bones, her very cells. Yet, no one knows exactly what it is. Sky's as curious as everyone else; yet she hesitates to dig deeper. After all, the events of just one day can't convince her to uncover secrets she didn't know existed. Problem is, Sky can't afford to wait too long. People want her, and not for anything good. At least, that is what she can assume from all the events taking place around her. Sky doesn't want, doesn't care, doesn't feel like being submerged into this new society. Except, no one cares about that. She struggles to go back to her world, to go back to where she thinks she belongs, but what she doesn't know keeps her trapped. There are hidden layers beneath what Sky knows of, locked doors hidden within what she's explored. She can't see them, and doesn't want to either. Yet her 'ability' keeps pulling her back, again and again, and she realizes that what she really needs to do is to simply turn around and face it all. The people she hated taught her that problems aren't solved by escaping them. So Sky sets out to do what she has to do, find what she has to find, and become who she must become.

When Genevieve Padalecki's half-sister, Diane, is murdered, she is shocked. She is even more shocked when Diane's will states that she wants her daughter, Juniper, to live with Genevieve until she reaches adulthood. But it isn't that simple. It seems as though Diane had a secret. A secret that is passed on to her sixteen year old daughter. A secret that got Diane and her husband killed. And a secret that might kill Juniper next.

prophecy /ˈprɒfɪsi/ noun a prediction of what will happen in the future. "a bleak prophecy of war and ruin" Similar: prediction forecast prognostication prognosis divination augury prognostic the faculty or practice of prophesying. "the gift of prophecy" Similar: foretelling the future I do not and most likely never own Harry Potter, it is a product of jkr's hardwork and sweat, and I do not in any way make money out of this, (please read) ❥

A snarky and resistant Filipino teen rebels against her church members when she is forced to take a position that she reviles during a Bible study and must fight tooth and nail against a system that controls her.