Historias de Snarky

Riverly trains as an apprentice healer. Every day, she works tirelessly to mend the broken and bloodied Imperial soldiers who protect the Empire from the vicious forces of a radical cleric. And, every day, the war chews up and spits out the lives of conscripts. When a soldier appears in need of saving, Riverly's skills and quick thinking are not enough. Exhausted and frustrated by yet another loss, she makes a rash decision that changes the trajectory of his and her fates: She accidentally resurrects him from the afterlife. The reward for her efforts? The soldier orders Riverly by sword-point to meet the man commanding the Imperial forces, the Lord High Commander, a man known for his cunning and brutal tactics. What Riverly finds in the mysterious commander, however, is something both familiar and treacherous. Where she can snatch life away from the grip of death, he can call upon the deadly shades of the netherworld to strip men of their souls. Riverly now must make a choice: Enter the Lord High Commander's service and win the war, while risking her humanity and freedom, or flee and allow the shadow of death to grow across the Empire and endanger everyone she loves. AWARDS/HONORS - First Place Fantasy, 2019 The Top Shelf Teen Fiction - Round One Impressionist, The Tridents Awards - Judges' Favourites Winners, The Tridents Awards - Finalist (Teen Fiction), Writer's Circle Awards - Featured on the Sapphire List of Wattpad's Stories Undiscovered - Featured on the Young Adult List of Wattpad's Fantasy

As the Detroit Forge's Director of Social Media, Alex Makin thrives behind the camera - scheduling hype posts, dodging PR fires and keeping her private life safely off the ice. Then the Forge make a blockbuster signing. Sebastian Kovac - the league's favorite highlight reel and her least-favorite former Ironwood - arrives in Detroit with a smirk, a reputation, and an uncanny ability to walk straight into her orbit. He's all effortless charm, game-day intensity and maddeningly perfect photo angles... and suddenly he's the centerpiece of her season-long media assignment. But the camera doesn't lie. Chemistry is impossible to crop out and somewhere between the late nights, road-game banter and one too many accidental run-ins, Alex starts to realize keeping him offside might be harder than she planned.

There are two types of people in this world: those who get walked on and those who become what others see them as. Francesca Storm Hilton lives a life that would make any normal person envy her. Her dad works at the most prestigious law firm in Denver, and she attends one of the wealthiest public schools in the area. Those two things combined would make her life almost perfect, except for the fact that her family is broken up and her stepmother is insufferable. So much so, her stepmother is the sole reason Storm acts in the manner that she does. To make matters worse, the drama of high school does not help Storm's reputation. The principal's daughter despises her, and the teachers all know her name. And, as if there needed to be more fuel added to the fire, the principal's daughter's on-and-off again boyfriend starts to take interest in Storm. Though the feelings are not mutual on Storm's end, what would be the harm in messing with his feelings and simultaneously getting under her enemy's skin?

Throughout Margaret Robertson's life, she's encountered countless ironies but the worst? She is a doctor accused of committing a murder. She needs help and only Alexander Meyer, the most famous lawyer of Los Angeles can help. Along the way, there are twists and turns. Not what they expect at all. Is this a small crime to meet the ten-day deadline of the victim or will it cost both of their lives as well?

"I am finally going to meet his parents! AAAAGGGGHHH!" I practically screamed on my phone effectively turning Aeryn deaf. I am usually a very caring person, but right now I am fretting out! My boyfriend of a year is finally letting me meet his parents after me annoying the hell out of him. Now, I have nothing to wear! "Aeryn! HELP. ME." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pleasure to meet you, Mr Wright. I brought some cookies..." The door shut behind me with a thud and when I looked back, some mean-looking guys stood in front of the door which was now barricaded. My mind proved to be my biggest enemy as it started listing out the ways I die. When I looked back to Mr Wright, I came face-to-face with this black glistening object which I refused to believe was a gun. "Umm... You have a charming house, Mr Wright... Sir..?" Yes, Valerie, this was the perfect time to let your inner Darcy shine! Fucking great!

Just a book of sarcastic and snarky comments and comebacks. If you use one please tell me the story I'd love to hear it so I can have a good laugh at someone else's expense because I'm a good person like that... Disclaimer: I don't own (all of) these!

Voldemort may be dead, but things are never quiet for long in the wizarding world. Looking for a canon-compliant, multi-chapter fic with decent grammar (if I do say so myself), believable characters, and a plot? You've found it! Join the next generation of Potters, Weasleys - and yes, even Malfoys - at Hogwarts, where things are not always as they seem. This is a canon-compliant (with the original 7 books, not with the Cursed Child or the movies or any other media) adventure/friendship story that takes place in Rose Weasley, Albus Potter, and Scorpius Malfoy's first year at Hogwarts. There's some suspense, some more action-y sequences, a general plot that carries throughout the whole book, and some nice friendship moments. Al is a goofball, Rose is a brilliant young witch with a sharp temper, and Scorpius is a snark machine. There's no major romance because the principle characters are 11-year-old children.

When Genevieve Padalecki's half-sister, Diane, is murdered, she is shocked. She is even more shocked when Diane's will states that she wants her daughter, Juniper, to live with Genevieve until she reaches adulthood. But it isn't that simple. It seems as though Diane had a secret. A secret that is passed on to her sixteen year old daughter. A secret that got Diane and her husband killed. And a secret that might kill Juniper next.

'Our hearts are like gems.' The Story Of Summer Jones and Pierce Hudson. Two different teenagers, a girl and a boy wouldn't have found each other if love hadn't stopped them in their tracks. We are fifteen-year-old boys with a reckless mindset and a desire for the rush of life blinding us with visions of what we could've been doing if we had not decided to face death, with courage and pride. The feeling of it all; addictive, weirdly satisfying and hauntingly terrifying. To face death were as to say that my father returned; surprising. ~Pierce Hudson. She sighs 'Yes, Summer, Yes sometimes girls night mean only one thing. That being there is important.' She deadpans. ~Maura Harris. (Summer Jones) 'You trust me, don't you?' He asks, his bottom lip trembling and a light shade of lilac. His nakedness doesn't stun me, stop me in my tracks as both I and Max, along with Hunter are ready to jump over the cliff and into the crashing waves with our bare, building frames. ~Hunter Flinch (Pierce Hudson) I gasp. 'You are not supposed to encounter those type of clothing.' I grouch and lightly smack her back that is layered with a thin, cotton t-shirt. 'Maura Harris, you are banned from ever entering my room.' ~Summer Jones. I open my mouth to speak,-- 'What if he hit the rocks below!?'--she cut me to it, and I am left standing with her, naked and freezing my buttocks off. She groans 'I hate you sometimes.' Justine mumbles. ~Justine Weathers. (Pierce Hudson)

Genius tips on how to live smarter, not die harder.

No one thinks the slightly cubby, ginger with glasses was the one who ruined the Wallon Kingdom. No one thinks the 5'6 girl who hasn't touched a sword in her life made the Todomik Kingdom's army finally push backs it's enemies. No one thinks the jumpy, green-eyed teenager was able the change this world- but I did. And I have every intention of doing it again. There is a story about an Otherworlder. An Otherworlder who brought destruction upon one kingdom and salvation to another. An Otherworlder who decimated the military and monarchy of one kingdom, yet reformed and renewed the life to another. An Otherworlder who stands before me, picking dirt out of her nails.

Devin's dad has finally moved on from the death of her mother four years ago. He is all set to marry his new found romance. So when he finally introduces her, Devin seems to be over the moon and happily accepting for him. But, uh-oh, there's a glitch. --------------------------------------------------- GLITCH is another one of your casual yet adorable reads. An attempt at creating something fun, adventurous and non-clichéd piece of literature. Binge into Devin's messed up world with GLITCH.

Jane just has to fly to Prague, pick up her MUCH younger half-brother, and get home without catching the new strain of superflu that has thrown the world into chaos. Simple right? Damn Vampires just have to ruin a perfectly good plan.

In a world split between an alien invasion, and crumbling society, fourteen year old, Zack, wakes up in his group home, just like any other day, only to find that all the adults have disappeared, launching him on a terrifying, death-defying, some other intense fying , adventure. Complete with sarcasm, mutant creatures, and a fair amount of toxic slobber. Not to mention its free! What's not to love? So what are you reading this partially lame description for? Start reading already!! P.S. I have already written the entire book, and will be putting some chapters on here for you guys--Or not, depending on the reaction the book receives. Enjoy.

Some are more action, spooky, descriptive. It all ends depressingly. So beware.

OKAY! So, you're going to get a peek at how my life went down during the two weeks I was on crutches. This involves my unfortunate thoughts, feats, and tumbles down flights of stairs and doorways to classrooms. I'm doing this on a whim mostly because I was suggested this idea by one of my readers. I was sharing what crutches were like for me on my announcements to my followers and it became a thing. WARNING: There is minor cussing, lots of mentions of injury, and bullying, albeit teasing because that lowkey should not count as bullying. Please use this to your viewer discretion.

When Dawn loses everything she once cared about, nothing seems to go the way she wants it to. She makes the worse mistake of her life and ends up in a place where no one wishes to be. Is this the way her life was always supposed to be? Alone, forever?

Trina's day took a turn for the worse when she saw him. That foxy smile stretched to its limit, brunette hair framing his brows, eyes sparkling devilishly and shining pearl-white teeth. He was the very image of temptation for every teenage girl. She could admit that she was not the least bit immune to his charms. Yet she hated him. She hated Leon. With a vengeance.

Wesley is a superhero. Sort of. He's got powers and he's trying to do good things with them. ... Okay, fine. Wesley is a work-in-progress. That's close enough, though. Right? He's doing his best. He's still young. He's got plenty of years to sand down the rough edges. Ya know, assuming he doesn't fall off a tall building first. Or run into someone who actually knows how to fight. Or get stabbed by a random passerby for saying something stupid. Did I mention he's doing his best?

A girl with remarkable abilities. A boy send to unearth her secrets. A conspiracy that will force them to redefine the impossible. Hiding unbelievable physical abilities, Desiree buries herself inside the realities of high school. But when Blake infiltrates her life, all of Desiree's secrets begin to unravel. With answers come more questions and soon she is entangled in a world of secret societies, human experimentation, perilous power-struggles, and ultimate sacrifice. To escape, Desiree can't be simply extraordinary...she must redefine the impossible. *The Convergence is available for purchase on Amazon! *At the end of each chapter I've included comments about editing and other stuff. Hope you enjoy!