Snkcrack Stories

Sasha gazed into the cell phones screen. "Siri," she whispered, "do you love me?" Levi glared at Hanji, shocked that she could really achieve such a feat. The creature in front of him had a combination of his DNA and a cats DNA and could do anything like a human, except it was a cat. Levi's stare returned to the cat, and he asked, "does this mean I technically fucked a cat?" At the crack of dawn, a proud horse named Jean galloped through the streets, boasting and neighing the entire way. Her nose, Armin thought desperately. I just have to take her nose and then... YAAAAAAAAY CRACK FICTION! Oddly, I will be writing this as if it were an actual book, please enjoy! The oddness will be explained as the story progresses. Updated on Mondays!

Probably something I'll update randomly. (Just like every other story I make.) Probably stuff I'll randomly think about, or based off stuff from Cards Against Humanity.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like if everyone was on crack

A Crack book about the anime, Attack on Titan/Shingeki No Kyojin. Enjoy... P.S. Some of the jokes are not mine Lots of Laugh and Feels, armored_hunter

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ Here it is, my 100% original aot crack book! WARNING: feels, marco jokes, and old memes WILL BE USED. you've been warned. ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Yo! My first book on this account! Enjoy~ (◕‿◕✿)

I screenshot many crazy things. Many things are very crazy and funny to me. I may swear at times so yeah...ENJOY XD I am nao somewhat adding headcanons to this story as well!!! YAY MORE TIME TO FANGIRL!!!! \(>^<)/

*evil laughter*

heyyy,,, lovely peasants-sorry, readers :D ...so, ever wonder what would hapoen if our shitty-i mean beloved soldiers from AOT world would have existed today..in these modern days. SO surely they'll not be fighting tiiiitans because.. tiiiitans dont exist here, unfortunately T_T DONT BE SO SURE DONT BE SO CONFIDENT SO HIDE YOUR WAIFU'S AND YOUR KIDS AND ALL YOUR MANGA'S AND POTATOZ. BECAUSE what you're expecting may not be what it is. Just an AOT/SNK crack with a titan twist