Snot Histoires

Hey welcome to my shortfic collection! I've got fanfic about crocs, snot, and spaghetti. 🍝 Also vampires of course! 🧛🏻 I might add some more stories later, but I've marked it as complete cause each one is separate. ______________ List of Fics: Part 1 Crocs poem Part 2 Snot fic of Parasite by @pixelmum Part 3 Spaghetti imagine Part 4 Fanfic of Eat The Poor by @clownceo

Hiccup was standing on top of the Night Fury, dagger in hand, ready to kill the beast that has brought fear to his village for years, to prove himself, and ready to earn the respect he deserves. But then, he felt a strange feeling. Then it got painful, almost as if his soul was leaving his body... Little did he know, that was exactly what was happening. **I do not own httyd or any of its characters. I am simply a fan fic author who had an idea. This plot does, however, belong to me. I'm still new to being an author, so if I make a mistake, let me know. If there is something that doesn't make sense to you, let me know, and I can try to clear things up in an AN.

"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲. 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲." 𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 ; 𝟓𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐒

WARNING: Very offensive! If you're anti-racist, I strongly advise you to click away. Contains strong language and adult themes. You know those two characters that supposedly hate each other but end up falling in love? Well, screw them! This is a story where two opposites hate each other with a burning passion. It's their birthday wish for the other to die! Read at your own risk.

for all of you that have been looking for a snot and Steve fan fiction then here you go. I ship them so hard and I hope you like this. if you don't ship it or just don't like it then you don't have to read it. I apologize now for any grammar problems. I will be updating this story a lot so stay tuned for some Snot and Steve adventures :)

Day in a life

This is a cringy steve x snot oneshot

Looking through Steve's photo album brings back a lot of memories for Francine. Especially the memory of the day after his senior prom. Or How Francine found out Steve and Snot were dating.

the title says it all. you don't know me so fuk u. read to find out what I'm about. as if.

Saturday to them is playing video games, worrying about the confusing nature of their relationship, and maybe (just maybe) making out in Steve's bedroom. (a very short one shot about boys being very bi and kissing)

☆ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴋɪᴅꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ʜɪɢʜꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ᴏʀ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ? ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴇᴇ ☆