Soggy Stories

A winded description of a playlist that I made so that I feel like my life has meaning while I'm honking out a dookie on the toilet.

"S-sonic..." Mario whispered , "I need to tell you something." Mario was hesitant but continued on. "What is it honey suckle sugar cube put my t...

TW: EMOTIONAL idk lmao just be aware this is a joke i want my stars because i had to write this. I CANT BAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHFHghgrghrijgheiruh

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Everyone's problems are special, especially your own. Here is the random musings of a teenager about her life and problems.

Random stuff

this is a vewy amazing story about dweam and gogy wogy falling in love 🥺🥺🥺🥺 ~~ cover made by me 🥺 (do not take this seriously, this is satire)

They get soggy and sticky if you take them out of water right away, so don't.

a paw patrol story! :)

Mention of dicks? 😟 How the beloved family died :o

All about my friend soggy sid ily xx