Somehumor Stories

Dan's life is forever changed when his plan to have a child at the same time as his best friend Harry goes awry. The community Dan finds in his newlywed husband Phil along with Harry and his boyfriend Louis is what gets him through his roughest holiday yet.

Steven is having a hard time. Everything was perfectly fine, or fine enough that HL will allow, until this young man shows up. This, Leonardo Watch, who has the All-Seeing Eyes of the Gods. And has a pet monkey. A cute obsession with photography with the most ADORABLE smile and laugh ever! And anyway, he seems to be growing attracted to the young man. It just took him a while to realize that he's in love.

"I promise you..... I won't stop until I'm sure that you're okay, until I'm sure that you're aware that I'll only ever have eyes for you." Jasmine was once a splendid dancer and figure-skater known for portraying emotions to a tremendous level. Her personality changed when she was on stage, she went from being shy and quiet to being energetic and majestic. She was from a decent household she wasn't super rich nor was she and her best friends Gianna and Violet part of the populars at school. But, she was happy with her life and she had some of her closest friends, her family, and dance and skating to thank for that. That was until her entire life was turned upside down. Dancing and skating are no longer a part of her life. After being confined to a wheelchair, she just doesn't see the point of having any dreams or trying to get her old life back. Ashton on the other hand was a mystery. Yup you guessed it, He is the son of a multi-billionaire business man. All the girls in school want him and all the boys want to be part of his 'crew'. Which is the part of his school life that he hates the most. He's the school's star basketball player. He's handsome and intelligent. The biggest surprise, is that he doesn't eat up all the attention that's thrown his way. He sticks to his true friends Nixon and Miles. You would never expect their paths to cross, would you? But, no one could have expected the adventure that awaited them when Ashton, Miles, Nixon, Violet and Gianna are asked to help Jasmine out. What happens when Ashton and Jasmine are brought together? Will Ashton learn to love? Will Jasmine step back onto a dance floor or glide gracefully on the ice ever again? Read to find out!

After making a bet with Grape that you could beat Wolf Keum in a fight, you meet up with Wolf and use underhanded tactics to win. A win is a win, and a free lunch is a free lunch.

Charlotte McAdams' life is going great. She's been the most influential worldwide pop star for two years now, she has just graduated high school, and is living the Hollywood experience. Seemingly. But in the real world, she's falling apart. Her parents are finally getting a stressful divorce after her father cheated on her mother six years ago, her brother is on the brink of losing his battle with cancer, and her world tour is pushing her to extremes she's not sure she can reach. When Charlotte's mother can't stand seeing Charlotte so stressed out, she sends her to live with her cousin, Niall Horan, and his band in London. Witness the scandal, betrayal, and romance of the Charlotte McAdams Experience.

Society has looked upon a trio of boys as villains. The world doesn't accept them nor thank them for being heros at times, but there is still always a story behind every choice that is made. Is Society correct about these three? Are they villains?or are they just good people who are be wrongly accused?

secrets and death makes a HELL of a combination

Have you ever wonder what it's being a friend or family member of a Police officer, military , firefighter, paramedic and correctional officer? Today is your lucky day because this story may hit some of your hearts or it can hit close to home to you. For those who are actually severing In the military, police Department, fire department, paramedics, communication Department(911) and correctional officers thank you so much for what you all do.

Twenty-eight year old Evelyn Marcella never expected to have kids so young, especially with a man she hated when she ended up getting drunk in a bar after a bad day of work. She also never expected to keep them, either. Five years later, after picking her kids up, and checking out the new daycare teacher, Jamie, Evelyn ends up in a mess: Her ex- Fiancee is out of prison, also the father to her kids, and his new girlfriend doesn't even know she existed, or even his kids, or the fact that he wants to get back with her. How does Evelyn end up escaping from the grasp of her toxic family and the claws of her past relationship with her new fake boyfriend Jamie, who offers to help under the conditions of working at the daycare with him. Updates: Probably once a week, sometimes longer (Please bear with me, this is my first story. Sorry if it sucked)

*Previously known as 'Just Another Story? I Think Not!'*

How The world started... (naruto fanfic) (Iochi random style): is as its said. Please don't judge before you have read the FULL blurb first, or the first 3 chapters(when I get there...). Thanks. It starts out in modern times, just 60 years after ALL the transformer's leave earth, leaving a bit of energon behind... someone's DNA gets taken to a laboratory... A human/world threatening mutating viruses(that's man-made) throws the world into its apocalypse. Some 2000 years later, energon mutates into chakra. You'll find out about our main character as time moves forward. ^-^ Basically, it's my insane imagination at work! Based of a daydream/random brain flash, I had once. Rated G I don't own TRANSFORMERS, I certainly don't own Naruto, nor do I own resident evil. All rights go to their respective owners. Oh, and if you're wondering why it's so... blunt, I'm sick of no one understanding what I'm trying in my description. Feel free to comment or vote.

the story takes place in a military academy as the teachers have been brought to figure out who attacked the wealthy family called the sun long and why?

A new girl. Attractive and simply innocent.Just moved in town. Drawn towards the college's bad boy. There'll be attraction and more. Join us in this high school romance.

Each chapter is going to be about a different perspective or person, either viewing someone else or one's own self. Some are inspired by my own past events or inspired by songs and shows and movies, animals and plants and nature WHATEVER! However some definitely are not mine, I put other people's poems in here when I'm running low on ideas or I'm taking too long to write another chapter. I just hope you will all enjoy it as much as I did making this!

Our two main characters (Stephany and Irithy) have gotten themselves into something they know nothing about. Their only hope of finding out what is happening is a mysterious boy, whom they don't even know if deserves to be trusted. Character information: Stephany: -16 years old -can be really hyper -is loud in general -has a receipt collection Irithy: - Stephany's sister -18 years old -is really curious -loves to tease her sister -is actually pretty clever Hello everyone! This is my first story here (and in general, so yeah I'm a newbie to writing). Hope you will like it 😁❤️

(Explicit Content plus BoyxBoy: if you are not comfortable don't read) 17 year old Conner Matthews hates his parents for making him come on a family holiday to Florida instead of letting him stay at home in England with all his friends on his winter vacation. On his mission to stay away from his family on his vacation, he befriends Skyler Coin who is absolutely stunning in his eyes and her twin brother Jonah who is a pretty chill dude. After his friendship with Skyler heats up fast, Conner starts to enjoy spending his holiday here. Until it happens.

It all started as a normal stormy night for 13 year old Alora it was all the same as any other night that is until things took a turn and she ended up in the past sitting in her mother's childhood bedroom with her little brother. how did she get there?will she ever get back to her time?why was she sent there? find out on hello from the future. A/N:Just to let yall know I suck at this💀all the books In my drafts are outrageous but yeh if it gets to cringey your allowed to leave any time🤦🏾‍♀️

After graduating high school, 17 year old Amya Rhodes is looking for a summer job. What better job than Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria? Well, one thing's for sure: She definitely wasn't prepared for what she got. So not worth only $120 a week!

It sounds like i'm describing someone with a lot of talent and dreams, but maybe a bit hesitant to put herself out there. She has the ability to create through writing and music, and she has a deep love for her family. The desire to travel the world suggests she has a curious, adventurous spirit, but her shyness might hold her back from fully expressing or pursuing her goals. Maybe she struggles with self-doubt or fears that others won't understand or appreciate her dreams. I'm just creating a character, or does this resonate with how you're feeling yourself? It sounds like this girl is someone who holds onto her faith, whether it's spiritual, personal, or in her dreams. She believes in something greater, perhaps finding strength in her beliefs even though she might be shy or reserved about expressing them outwardly. Her faith could be a source of inner peace or inspiration, guiding her through moments of uncertainty, while her love for her family and her passion for writing, singing, and travel reflect her deep, unspoken desires. She may be someone who quietly holds onto hope, even when it's hard to share with others, and her belief could be what eventually pushes her toward growth, whether in her art or in pursuing her dreams. Does that resonate with her character, or is there a specific aspect of her belief that you'd like to explore further? Hope you all will enjoy reading.