Somehumor Stories

She is a monster. She knows that... and it's eating her from the inside. As she drowns, falling deeper and deeper into the abyss, she hopes that maybe, just maybe, someone would reach out for her... ----- The sun hits her face as she imagines the laughter of her village once she arrives back home. That same village that took her in all those years ago, no matter how many horrid details she revealed about her past. They were her only family, the only people who gave her a reason to live and exist happily and peacefully. She owed everything to them, especially her own life. That's why she vowed to destroy herself once she dealt with the World Government, the even more horrid people that did this to her village, that forced her to do unimaginable things all because she was a useful asset made by Vegapunk. She was the last stain, the last memory of the World Government, and to eliminate them completely she needed to eliminate herself too in the end. The World Government called her a miracle. The people who suffered because of her called her a monster. Yes, it was a sunny day, a sunny day in her village now tainted with red and the smell of blood. She did this. Her existence did this. She... she is to blame for each and every one of their deaths. Her presence truly brought destruction to all... Freedom without control is chaos. Control without freedom is oppression...

"Hey can't you see where you are going?"~Jungkook "Where am I going ? Into your heart hubby??"~Taehyung kim taehyung, A smart, innocent and sassy boy who is studying in the last semester of his fashion degree at Seoul National University.Likes to play pranks. He may look innocent but he is a silent killer. He is the son of Mr.kim, CEO of kim industries. Jeon Jungkook, A rude CEO of Jeon Industries. He is heartless and cold even though his parents are trying very hard to change him he is not bending.People think there is no reason for him to be like this but he just doesn't know how to explain himself. What happens when Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung collide and hate each other at first sight? what happens, when kim taehyung wants to do a job and accidentally goes under jeon Jungkook as an assistant? what if they are unexpectedly forced to marry? Arranged marriage CEO & Assistant lots of fluff lots of angst smut romantic slow burn Possessive taekook Femboy tae Cross dressing Intersex Mpreg This story is an original work created from my imagination. All characters, plotlines, dialogues, and scenes belong to the author and are written purely for entertainment purposes. Any resemblance to other works is purely coincidental. Copying, reposting, translating, adapting, or reproducing this story without permission or proper credit is strictly prohibited. Please respect the creativity and support original creators by avoiding plagiarism. Should I write the story?? Let's dive...

{another OC book} Stars are pretty, they can catch anyone's eye if they're bright enough. Now, they are not. Maybe you trust that they can't hurt you... Visuals can be deceiving.

《DISCONTINUED》 Keiji Akaashi always thought he was smart. He always studied. He always got top marks in exams. He was clever. But letting a certain great horned owl into his life was probably the dumbest thing Akaashi had ever done. Yet whether he regrets it or not is a different story. If he were any help to Bokuto, he'd never regret it. started: 13/06/20 finished: 02/01/21

Dan's life is forever changed when his plan to have a child at the same time as his best friend Harry goes awry. The community Dan finds in his newlywed husband Phil along with Harry and his boyfriend Louis is what gets him through his roughest holiday yet.

I'm still unsure of a title 😂 sorry. It's kind of a sad story about a girl who died, but it's from her own perspective. I'm open to criticism and sorry for my spelling (my major weak point)

Ella's young and naive. Betrayal. Love. Loyalty? Read on to uncover the truth.

How Capybara's live there life

Randomness about my OCs because where else would I put them? In an original story? As if! (Some of them have appeared in my fanfics, though.) Updates are random and infrequent.

Malyki is a awkward senior in high school, with it being his last year before he's a full adult and has to go and live in the big bad world, he'd like to go out of his bubble a little and make some more friends, because he only has one. That's his best friend Alauna Hale. Malyki and Alauna have been friends since there freshmen year. Alauna is great and all but she's been acting weird around him and he cant help but ask "why?". Other then wondering what's wrong with his best friend. He's been having weird dreams about two girls and he can't figure out what there about. Not only that two twin sisters are new to his school (Do the twins have a connection with his dreams?)and he's determined to become friends with them and figure what's so mysterious about them. Come join Malyki on his journey of his senior year and the mysterious twins.

From my first attempt at a villanelle to whatever the heck else I decide to place in the public eye, here you have it folks. Rebekah's book of poems. Most of these won't be serious, to he honest. I tend not to share any serious poems with others. So, I hope you enjoy!!

our story begins with an observant girl named molly in a crowed and small town called pumpkin Pine. When her best friend begins acting strange before disappearing, Molly takes it upon herself to search for her friend since the police are small minded and untrustworthy. While more people begin disappearing the mystery seems to only grow thicker and more confusing. Though Molly does her best to keep her composure the emotional strain starts taking its toll. How will Molly take on such a case? will she do it alone?

It sounds like i'm describing someone with a lot of talent and dreams, but maybe a bit hesitant to put herself out there. She has the ability to create through writing and music, and she has a deep love for her family. The desire to travel the world suggests she has a curious, adventurous spirit, but her shyness might hold her back from fully expressing or pursuing her goals. Maybe she struggles with self-doubt or fears that others won't understand or appreciate her dreams. I'm just creating a character, or does this resonate with how you're feeling yourself? It sounds like this girl is someone who holds onto her faith, whether it's spiritual, personal, or in her dreams. She believes in something greater, perhaps finding strength in her beliefs even though she might be shy or reserved about expressing them outwardly. Her faith could be a source of inner peace or inspiration, guiding her through moments of uncertainty, while her love for her family and her passion for writing, singing, and travel reflect her deep, unspoken desires. She may be someone who quietly holds onto hope, even when it's hard to share with others, and her belief could be what eventually pushes her toward growth, whether in her art or in pursuing her dreams. Does that resonate with her character, or is there a specific aspect of her belief that you'd like to explore further? Hope you all will enjoy reading.

-1906 BC, Cities of the Plain, Sodom- Aziraphale finds out that Sodom is about to be destroyed, and rushes in to save Crawly. There's an angry mob.

Underlock is a dystopian world, a prison planet forged by the gods to keep those who are the worst of the worst trapped inside. But then, as people tend to do, they fell in love. Had kids. And now, we are kept underground, separated from our parents, but perhaps that's for the best. I am one of many children of the Seven Galaxies' worst of the worst. But now that we aren't all young children, now some of us are grown ourselves, we want to make our own choices. So, now we are going to escape. But of course, no one escapes the Underlock. It has a shielded atmosphere, making it so only certain ships can fly in and out. And those ships are kept protected by the Senturii, the wardens and guards of the Underlock. We want to escape, and not all of us will survive, not all of us will get happy endings, but .... It will have been a choice we made for ourselves. When we steal a ship and make it to the space beyond, out in the newly-abandoned Milky Way Galaxy, we know we must go to one of the six others to be safe. The Senturii used to taunt us, saying that if we werent here in the Milky Way, we'd be something. Something amazing. They didn't know the half of it.

The life Project: A project where you have to spend four months acting out roles in life. Sophie Everett is your average awkward teen and nerd. She would rather read books at home then go to a party. She is unexpectedly noticed and partnered up with Mr. Mysterious, also known as Alexander Ross. Alex doesn't let anybody in, but maybe just maybe he will let Sophie in?