Someonehelpme Stories

Welcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcanons - AU ideas of mine - OCs of mine - Some bulls-- *gets shot*

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Hi, welcome to my bad book. idk what I'm doing and there's a load of spelling and punctuation mistakes but! it's a story

just emails that I got from random people

Life is incredibly hard. Pandemic is spreading, people are depressed, and the days seem to be wizing by like the Bee Hive buying Beyonce's newest album. But what knocks all these things down the street is the DREADED retail!!! I always find myslef wanting to scream at the tops of my lungs until the levitate out of my dead soul. I dont mean to sound emo but how can I not when these rude customers keep sucking the joy out of me until my eyes turn black as if I put on too much eye liner. To help me from dissipating into nothingness, I decided to revert this negative energy into something good. Here is my diary containg exerts of my days at customer service,may it bring you joy and happiness, because it isn't to me lol

You know who you are. This is for you guys

This is literally where I rant about whatever the fuck is happening at that time (someone stop me)

two of my friends and i's trumpet children as human children!

The random thoughts I have at night. Just because. Also I will only update at night.

You were inseparable. It was just you and him. Him and you. It was perfect. You were always together, always, no matter what. He was the only thing, the only one, keeping you there. You needed him. You never needed anyone like you needed him. Were you just not good enough? You could change. You could change, for him. You would do anything to keep him with you. You loved him.

---------------------------------------------D I S C O N T I N U E D------------------------------------------------ The Toshibara family is always treated like Royalty. When you meet them, you'll think they have a royal bloodline but they don't. They are super rich and considered as one of the richest families! and are beautiful creatures. Now...Meet Yuki! She's not your typical rich girl. She's our chocolate-loving, sparkly, lazybutt, weird, tough, hyper, and awesomely sekushi ;D (maybe mental, just maybe. jk) heroine of the story but doesn't act like one. Also! She has them BOING BOINGS. She lives in a rich world, where she can almost buy everything. Almost. But she's tired of living that life. She just wants to live in a normal life. What happens when she meets the Host club? Many things I guess. Love? Pfft its up to her. (She's too dense to even see it). Read now and see how weird her life is!....and how weird she is! P.S I do not own OHSHC P.P.S Beware of colorful words. Such as: sh*beep* Bi*beep* F*beef* Mo*bleep*f*honk* *BEEEEP!* P.P.P.S Many BOING BOINGS are included in this story. Be cautious. Many references are also in this story. Again, Be cautious. P.P.P.P.S This book doesn't make any sense and is cliche af wtf am i writing.....

so I have no followers except for yuting and she wanted me to post something so here ya go yuting the cringiest book in all of eternity btw can I like claim copyright for this?? idk

The tittle says it all. Quotes and poems. If it was said by someone, I'll put there name. Sometimes they don't show a name so I can't put one. But there you have it. A book on quotes and poems. Read away!! P.s. if I happen to post the same one twice, but a dear and tell me please. Thanks darlings!! Enjoy!!

It's fricken art lol

A bunch of weird and bad drawings

As Kennedy dreams of living in a fantasy world, she ignores the reality in front of her. One night she falls asleep and wakes up in a different reality. Someone is telling her who she really is. It is up to Kennedy, and few friends along the way, to find out who they truly are.

Crankdatfrank and Colby broke, after filmin that video with jesyee have new feelings for eavhother. (Please take none of this seriously I'm making this because in the video Jessie said we should all make frolby fan fiction. So I'm here to try and make the cringest thing possible. I'M SACRIFICING MY DIGNITY FOR JESSIE WOOPDEDOPDE)

This is a collection of random bullshit I make for my friend. A lot of it is gonna be character x fem! reader so be ready. There are most likely gonna be some poorly written lemons as well. I hate myself for this. :')

Hi guys! This is my first story, so no hate plz! :3 I want to write more and my mom is getting on my back a lot, so decided to write this.

This is a book for me to just rent... You don't have to read it it's useless... It's just me and my broken life...