Someonekillme Stories

Misandrist mermaid x idiot pirate yuri I can't write for shit and this is mostly a comedy made about me and my friends as pirates/mermaids so if u want an actual serious story then i'm (not) sorry

this is kinda just what's on my mind that I feel like sharing Idk really

just meh life

~originally on my other account~ I put so much effort into making a new cover, am I right Gajeel-That typical bad ass guy with a motorcycle and a gang that always picks on people and has piercings and long hair and everyone is scared of. Levy-The typical bookworm that spends all her free time reading or hanging with friends. Mainly reading. And is a realllllllly short bluenette. One day the two bump into each other and all hell breaks loose when Levy ACTUALLY STANDS UP TO GAJEEL! Which is never even thought of. Then what will Gajeel's gang think when Gajeel start falling in love...with someone he would never think he'll ever even think about loving. *WARNING* I STARTED WRITING THIS BACK IN THE SEVENTH GRADE, THEREFORE A MAJORITY OF THIS BOOK HAS TERRIBLE GRAMMAR/NO PLOT. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

i dont know why i made this i just had a idea of pebble being the silly he is so yeha hahahaa dont expect updates a lot from this

uh fluff, angst, maybe smut idk

a story with a Daddy Waddy Wolf and his E-Kitten...

I'm evil for doing this. but anyways I seen that there was like only 2 books on imbrandonfarris so I decided to make a gay one.

Frank 2.0

It's a short little Christmas fanfic for Christmas time because Christmas. It's shitty and I don't care, I had fun writing it. Besides, I don't expect many people to read this anyway So, Uh. About Sarah, She's my OC and so I know you don't want to read a fan-fiction with characters you don't know, and it's annoying when authors throw their OCs in. Just like, If you don't like her it's fine, just don't read this. There's plenty of other things you can read, this is a writing app. If you do want to read this, I guess I could tell you a bit about Sarah so you aren't confused. Sarah's Nonbinary but she lets people use whatever pronouns they want, Usually She/Her. She usually spends most of her time in the Slytherin Boys dorm. She also does not have a crush on Draco, my friends have asked me this, She's just a very touchy, clingy person. Okay I guess that's it, this takes place 5th year. If it matters. Oh- If I put a song or something on some chapter just ignore it. I just like music and so I'll throw some at you sometimes. I'll shut up now, bye.

i don't even know lmao-

A r t

Yachi confesses to Yamaguchi and Tsukkishima gets upset. He decides to drink his pain away like the smartarse he is and things go downhill from there. This was inspired by a fic I saw on drunk Oikawa trying to seduce Iwaizumi lol !CW! Misuse of Alcohal Smut(16+, not R18 yet-) Cussing Blood(only a small cut though don't worry-)

Don't judge me too hard or I will cry. And neither of us will be happy. Thank you! 😊

"Make sure to come to mine and fundys wedding in three days, and Subscribe! Come on George, say subscribe. " "Subscribe..!" DNF fic.