Someonestopme Histoires

Look what I came up with! Anyway, just one-shots that connect together. Not like a fanfiction, just one-shots that connect together. PS, characters belong to the Huss.

I didn't know what to do for a cover, so heres some icecream drowning in toppings. It's Drarry themed. Or KatuDeku. Take your pick.

I mean I think the title explains just about everything but if I must, random thoughts I have and some ideas I gotta jot down. Happy? :)

This is the product of some late-night boredom and, because I'm a pervert, this is what my brain came up with. I can't even blame alcohol for this.

in which i write random stuff bcuz im REASONABLY CLUELESS :). it may get weird, but i promise, its appropriate for y'all fetuses because i am mentally 2 years old and cannot handle anything that is disturbing for my 2 year old brain. (warning) im a lil bit salty, so i might rant about random stuff, so if you like that, then why don't you go ahead and read? hehe *internally dies* ill try to make this as relatable as possible, or just as random as i can. hope its not as trash as i think it is

This is my life. Its really messed up as you will come to see here very soon if you decide to read. Everything in this book is true and actually happened that's why I am calling it "True Story". I guess the only things I am going to change are names. Except mine. I guess that is because I don't care what people think of me anymore I feel like I am finally comfortable with myself and it feels really good that is why I will go through with his I guess just enjoy. I don't even know where to start with telling you what is in here I guess it will kind of be a diary and some people describe themselves when they do this type of thing like "Oh look at me I'm so awkward I said 'You too' when the waiter told me to enjoy my food hehe oh no" but I think that's boring and stupid. None of that crap is interesting to me, I will start off with warnings I guess 'Trigger warnings' and 'Cussing warnings' and and 'I am being stupid warnings' maybe even some 'HOLY SHIT WHY THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT warnings' too. I will admit I am really dumb when it comes to making life decisions sometimes. Well then look at me I kinda did what I said I hated. Oh well I guess I will get to the book so I am not here all day.

"I fucking can't-" ... In which... I scream about my Kpop groups and you read it.

If you loved 101 things that drive me insane, you'll get a kick out of this (or maybe just kick me, but that's besides the point, just fucking read it)

Snowflake is Andy Biersack's twin sister, but she was adopted at 1 years old. Now 22 years old, she gets reunited with her brother when their bands go on tour with each other. Find out what happens. (This book sucks, how are people still reading this?!?!?! If you are a person that likes to read cringe written by a 12 year old who didn't know how to plot, than by all means keep reading, but don't say I didn't warn you. This story has not been edited, and was written by a 12 year old child that didn't know any better. Read at your own risk people)

I'm back and I'm still bored. Updates on my life, snippets of stories, and other random things. Just... read it and you'll understand.

here we go again I could only accurately describe these books as the clusterfuck going through my head PLEASE DON'T GO TO THE FIRST BOOK THERE IS CRINGE LIKE YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE EVEN I DONT GO TI THE FIRST BOOK

Hi I'm a loser who likes space and draws sometimes Requests: Meh Trades: Sure Collabs: Ask me!

Chloe Dwyer lives her life with sarcastic quips, punny sweatshirts, and an eternally pessimistic attitude. Her parents are too busy for her, she's hopelessly in love with her best friend, and a new boy next door is irritatingly gorgeous. But, when life takes a turn and she begins to fall, who will catch her? *** "You're really freaking annoying!" "Yeah! We'll so are you!" "Woah, Dwyer. Words hurt!" "Douchebag" "Snob" "Loser" "Dweeb" "I love you" "Dork...What?!"

Updates only when I'm bored out of my mind

Just names I potentially want for my child lol

What it says (covers mine) i got this idea from a really weird dream. if you don't like it, pls just don't read it. Language, multiple spelling errors, cringy and possible explicit content. no arguing in the comments

This crap was based on a sausage induced dream. Anyway, this may or may not be totally hilarious, since i AM an incredibly hilarious piece of garbage,....... Sooo... Yeah

I get bored sometimes. Send me some art requests (through the comment system) and I might choose yours and draw it. Please keep it sfw.