Somewhatfunny Stories

What could possibly go wrong when you have to look after your lover's bakery? Many things..

Heya Looking for a brain dead story where u can just read without thinking too hard? HERE U GO!! In which a guy that's very normal goes to high school and meet a veeerrryyy unique girl (This is my first time writing a story so please call me out if u see any mistakes (gently))

"Hello, dear audience, I hope you feel welcomed and enjoy this book. It's about dumb childhood stories told by Dunkin and I." "Wait, don't you mean dumb childhood stories told by me and Dunkin?" "This is literally the intro why are you messing it up, already?" "I AM NOT!!" "Yes, you are!" "Ugh! Shut up, Taydra." "And this is why mom doesn't fricken love you." "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY FUCK!" "QUIEN DIJO ESO!??" "Fue Dunkin, Ma!" "What a snitch- TIA CARMEN LO SIENTO! NO! NO! LA CHANCLA NOOOOOOO-"

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So this started as a comment I made on a story which was a very...me.. version of a norse myth. I realized it was kind of fun to rewrite them and people seemed to find them funny... so now there is a book. Yay. It is all comedic versions of myths or stories with some pop culture thrown in.

Edith and Billy are close siblings. When something happens to them at the river, years later, kids discover what happened

Everything at Luna Nova had returned to somewhat normalcy after the missile crisis. Classes had returned, students practised, and people pushed past any sudden changes or reveals. Well, that was until Akko started receiving letters every week, neatly slipped under her dorm room, sealed tightly like a compressed secret. They were letters of admiration, of...love. 'Love?' Akko knew she was getting into a mess, but gathered her friends around to get to the bottom of who was saying such personal and loving words. "Look at this line! 'I hope that you look at me and think: gosh they're pretty.' Whoever wrote this loves your dumb ass, Akko!" "Amanda! Now is not the time for teasing!" If only she knew a whirlwind was awaiting her.

Crackhead hours at its finest. **open for requests** A collection of stories my crackhead friends and I have written during school. This probably won't be updated much unless we start writing more stories *insert shrugging emoji here* DISCLAIMER: Read this collection of short stories at your own risk. You may lose brain cells. You've been warned. Started: 12-18-19 Hope you guys enjoy!!

-this is a joke-

👓👑👓👑👓👑👓👑👓 "...my name is Bennett." He holds out his hand for me to shake. "I'm Carli." I reply and shake his hand. He gives me a dimple which ends up with me staring up at him in a daze. He coughs and hides a laugh behind his hand. I blink multiple times and look down at the ground. He ruffles my hair and turns away. 👓👑👓👑👓👑👓👑👓 My first book!! Should I mention that Dylan O'Brien is one of the characters?

Ever wondered who Hawkmoth is? Who is the imbecile that has no life whatsoever behind that mask? Well, here we are, and here's your top secret information. When you find out who he really is.. well let me just give you some advice: Have fun getting your life ruined.

Mia Trickett is an average 17-year-old closeted fangirl. Covering up her non-male crushes as a simple "girl crush," Mia just can't seem to find a way to come out to her family and friends. The only people who know are her best friends Gemma and Casey. Hiding behind memes and references won't work forever, though, especially when blackmail is thrown into the mix.

What if naruto and obito switched.What if naruto was The black sheep of the family,What if these aren't what if's?

This is a book about the random events that is happening in my life ._.

In a world that is constantly at war, and a fast spreading plague a young woman who knows little about the world must find a way to survive. Libitina, a girl who grew up in a war prison recently found her freedom, but was it at a cost to everyone else. Her and a group of strangers she calls friends, the only ones who know what is going on, must find a way to stop a newly powerful "being" or loose everything and everyone.

"it's called spotify" "whats that?" "the president's sex tape, duh"