Sortafunny Stories

Have you ever wonder about those myth where people say that babies comes from a factory and the pelicans will deliver them?? Find the truth behind it here... :)

Ryota, a young human-elf hybrid, loses all memory of the first ten years of his life. Now, at the age of 21, he starts to have strange dreams and flashbacks of a past that he doesn't quite understand. He decides to travel around to hopefully find some answers and with the help of a few friends, he finds out that he is more powerful than he could have ever expected, but the reason behind his powers are anything but good.

Oblivion Atlas, a unknown aged man, is fairly... Weird. He seems to know things that others don't, and is very oblivious to any cause that it may have on the people around him. He seems to lack certain knowledge, yet have too much of other... Things. Characters: Atlas (The main character) Ollie Wesley Anthony Arthur (Not a game character, to those who know a game character named Arthur) Piper Quill (No, not my manager) Ryland Sophie/Sophia Luna/Lunar Tilly Apollo Maverick Axel Maya Aubrey Alora Kai Lillian Lilith Total characters: 21

With summer coming to an end, she expects that nothing will ruin her junior year. Not even the unexpected presence of Tyler Reed in the picture. Ever has never been one to physically attract the opposite sex and she hasn't given it much importance. I mean, who would like to date a girl who feeds off of antibiotics, right? She's had crushes here and there but nothing serious. Ever just wants to roll through her junior year without any drama, if that's possible. But that boy will sure find even the smallest chance to pester and win over her trust in any way possible. With inevitable ups and downs, just maybe junior year will turn out in the best possible way, but without the unlikely drama, of course. Oh the fun is just about to begin. [thank you @s-pr-ing for the cover] [thank you @-verdant- for the movie poster] [thank you @arrowheads for the character gifs]

Yeah its a cheesy popular and nerdy love story. But its for a friend. So i hope you like it. Read to find out what happens.

Each night at the Hazbin Hotel, someone dies...... By their own friend..

(THIS BOOK IS DISCONTINUED? MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW) 2022 DESC: Republishing this baby. This was made when I was thirteen and... it's okay-ish. I guess? The characters are fine and all but... man I was such a try hard! And an edgelord. Edgehead? I might rewrite this completely from scratch, NGL. I'm still kinda into Eddsworld. But mainly, I'm a Homestuck. May never revisit this again. Not sure! ============================================ 2020 DESC: //CW// Swearing //TW// Mentions of slight gore It's going to be in this story, so stay safe!!!! I tordally want to die /s 010010010 01101110 01110100 01101000 01100101

When the Tardis crashes into 221b Baker Street, the Doctor is less than pleased to meet his old rival Sherlock Holmes once again. But something strange is going on in London. With the help of Amy, Rory, And John, the Doctor and Sherlock must figure out what's going on, and stop it before it's too late.

Cristina,Clarity,and Amanda were in their house home alone. They started having some paranormal things happen to them and the only ones that know about it are them. They travel to a medium to see who the spirit (or whatever it is) is. Read to find out how the devil's game works...

some kid dies in a hole. no one's really interested

Me and my sister love drawing and digital art. We hope you find something you like here.💎

Skylar is your everyday nerd/rocker girl. She only has her friend liley but what happens when a certain family moves next door? Skylars life flips upside down and her dark past catches up with her while she tries to keep it a secret but a certain bad boy doesn't quite. Not all everyone gets a happy ending, will skylar get lucky with one? read and find out

He won't even look at me. I wonder what went wrong, we were so close last year, we told each other everything, and we even were close over the summer. He came over we hungout, then he left for a week to visit family, and we went back to school and now this? I hate it, I miss being able to laugh at his jokes easily, I miss him laughing just the right way at one of my jokes even if he was the only one laughing. I miss us talking, and me being able to look at his gorgeous light brown eyes, that were a perfect shade, that they looked almost golden. I miss his perfectly white teeth, and adorable dimples when he smiled. He was my closest and best friend in the whole world. This sucks. I can't even look at her, I don't know why, I just can't. We were so close, closer than me and my little brother. I can't even talk to her. What is wrong with me, I keep catching her glancing over here as if she is expecting me to walk over and say something. I would love to, but I just can't. Believe me I would love to walk over there and casually make a joke making her eyes light up when she smiled. Goddamn she is gorgeous. When she smiles she lights up any room, her eyes always have a mischeivious sparkle in them that makes you want to do something fun, stupid, something that is adventurous. Her laugh is like music, it floats, and you can't get enough of it. I love the way her whole face lights up when she talks about something she loves. I miss being that guy that makes her happy.

⚠️Disclaimer⚠️ This is just a joke and I honestly didn't think I'd post it but here we are🥴(only tik tokers will understand) This is a bf series I'll be doing soo enjoy. 😼

The following is entirely fictional

Sawyer Wright is the newest member of the B.A.U in Quantico Virginia. She likes all her colleagues but there is a certain individual that she seems to hold a stronger connection to. While working on a case, things start to go in a certain direction she'd never thought things would go. She knows she has to be professional to be better in her field, but will this new relationship shove her down a path she never thought she could see coming? READ TO FIND OUT!!! Lmao.

Sometimes I steal flowers from your garden on the way to my destination, but today you've caught me and have demanded to come with to me to make sure the 'girl is pretty enough to warrant flower theft' and I'm trying to figure out how to break it to you that we're on our way to... This is a One-shot (that I may turn into a short story) created because of a prompt I saw on Pinterest. Originally titled differently (Title was a spoiler)

Cover is made by the creator of Luka! True story. Well this is what happens when you let three friends find a sour kid on the floor then make a roleplay about a group of kids doing the same thing and then let me write the lore. Some parts of this are a true story other parts are the roleplay. Elizabeth was real. If you reallyyyy want a TW then TW: candy ?

I got tagged to roast myself. So here I am.