Sortafunny Stories

:~) 8 Wooooooo! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Tell me. Who doesn't like doctor who. NOBODY! I just loooove DW, and I think it's hilarious. So I'm here to make you laugh! P.S if you don't like doctor who. BUGER OFF! (Not in an offensive way.) (: P.P.S non off these jokes are mine. They were found on the internet. (But I don't really need to say that because everything seems to be like that!)

BoyXBoy don't like don't read

❝why exactly are you watching me?❞ ❝because, according to the kind avery association, i've been sent to do so.❞ ❝did you know you have a girl's name, avery?❞ ❝yes, of course i know that!❞ what happens when two strangers join a club meant to stalk people and write gossip about them? weird stuff, weird stuff happens.

"ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔴𝔥𝔶, ℑ 𝔯𝔲𝔫 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔶.." -𝔖𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔗𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰, 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔚𝔢𝔢𝔨𝔢𝔫𝔡. . . . This book is about a story I have been wanting to make for a while, my dream is for it to soon become an anime- Sure it's a weird dream, but I really want it to happen. There will be more character development in the nearby future, but for now there isn't any development. The main protagonists of this story are Sasan Hanjo, Zangue Isaki, and Ren Mora. The three all meet in different realms of planet Zukon. The realms being Hyuo the land of the elves, Jukkon the land of the deceased, Neeos the land of the humans, and finally Rtyu the land of heat. All three realms are divided in the corners of the world. In the center of the world is Jukkon the land of the deceased. It is the biggest realm on planet Zukon, the name represents all of who died fighting the horrendous beasts who lay dormant there. The three protagonists meet many foes and allies on their journey to Jukkon to defeat the disastrous beast, The Swan. It's graceful actions and beauty has stunned their foes in their tracks, paralyzing them. The trio have to defeat this beast to save their planet they hold so dear. What foes will they make? Rivals, allies? Who knows..

Me and my sister love drawing and digital art. We hope you find something you like here.💎

one day when ashton and his friends forget in a drunken blur i mean what could really happen? appartently alot...

A year after Funneh and Gold left, Alec started falling for someone who he didn't expect to fall for. However, with the inappropriate jokes this person made, Alec didn't feel love with EVAN until.. Alec decided to ask Evan out in a weird way.. Will Evan accept? You probably think yes but you never know if this could be angsttttt 😜 yeah, spoiler alert! He does

He won't even look at me. I wonder what went wrong, we were so close last year, we told each other everything, and we even were close over the summer. He came over we hungout, then he left for a week to visit family, and we went back to school and now this? I hate it, I miss being able to laugh at his jokes easily, I miss him laughing just the right way at one of my jokes even if he was the only one laughing. I miss us talking, and me being able to look at his gorgeous light brown eyes, that were a perfect shade, that they looked almost golden. I miss his perfectly white teeth, and adorable dimples when he smiled. He was my closest and best friend in the whole world. This sucks. I can't even look at her, I don't know why, I just can't. We were so close, closer than me and my little brother. I can't even talk to her. What is wrong with me, I keep catching her glancing over here as if she is expecting me to walk over and say something. I would love to, but I just can't. Believe me I would love to walk over there and casually make a joke making her eyes light up when she smiled. Goddamn she is gorgeous. When she smiles she lights up any room, her eyes always have a mischeivious sparkle in them that makes you want to do something fun, stupid, something that is adventurous. Her laugh is like music, it floats, and you can't get enough of it. I love the way her whole face lights up when she talks about something she loves. I miss being that guy that makes her happy.

"𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒, 𝑖 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑠𝑜𝑛"

A comedy dialogue which characters are in a comedy life. Dialogue (Story) Highlight: Jenny, Sofia, Alan, Jack, Brian formed a Friend Club so that they will be friends forever, but Ren broke the promise and decides to come back again, little did they know, Rose, they're new classmate, was a sister of his. Rose friended Jack, Sofia, Jenny, Alan, Brian so she can join the friend club. After, she asked if Ren was part of the Friend Club.

This is basically a journal of random stuff that I would like to share.

Horror And stuff (SCREAMS: NO NOT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

How many times must I scream for you to finally hear my name I'll get you out I promise.

some kid dies in a hole. no one's really interested

Every kid has to take the exam for reasons no one knows except the government. Well today all that changes today is the day that we rebel... Yea I'm not too good at exams anyway

Sawyer Wright is the newest member of the B.A.U in Quantico Virginia. She likes all her colleagues but there is a certain individual that she seems to hold a stronger connection to. While working on a case, things start to go in a certain direction she'd never thought things would go. She knows she has to be professional to be better in her field, but will this new relationship shove her down a path she never thought she could see coming? READ TO FIND OUT!!! Lmao.

These small stories are for little readers. (Gotham is a place if you wanted to know, and you pro'ly already know what Nottingham is.) But yeah. No violence, and pretty easy to read.

⚠️Disclaimer⚠️ This is just a joke and I honestly didn't think I'd post it but here we are🥴(only tik tokers will understand) This is a bf series I'll be doing soo enjoy. 😼