Sortafunny Stories

When the Tardis crashes into 221b Baker Street, the Doctor is less than pleased to meet his old rival Sherlock Holmes once again. But something strange is going on in London. With the help of Amy, Rory, And John, the Doctor and Sherlock must figure out what's going on, and stop it before it's too late.

❝why exactly are you watching me?❞ ❝because, according to the kind avery association, i've been sent to do so.❞ ❝did you know you have a girl's name, avery?❞ ❝yes, of course i know that!❞ what happens when two strangers join a club meant to stalk people and write gossip about them? weird stuff, weird stuff happens.

A year after Funneh and Gold left, Alec started falling for someone who he didn't expect to fall for. However, with the inappropriate jokes this person made, Alec didn't feel love with EVAN until.. Alec decided to ask Evan out in a weird way.. Will Evan accept? You probably think yes but you never know if this could be angsttttt 😜 yeah, spoiler alert! He does

one day when ashton and his friends forget in a drunken blur i mean what could really happen? appartently alot...

Reader insert (sometimes) Y/n finally has a conversation with Mr Hellblight, steamy stuff is sure to ensue. This is a collection of one shots written by me to show my innate talent at writing terrible stories. Lucien Hellblight doesn't belong to me, he belongs to my friend Ross, who I will continue to disappoint with my increasingly ludicrous depictions of his very serious character. Also the art I'm using is also by Ross (thanks mate).

Have you ever wonder about those myth where people say that babies comes from a factory and the pelicans will deliver them?? Find the truth behind it here... :)

Each night at the Hazbin Hotel, someone dies...... By their own friend..

This book Is so random that we cannot put this in words what it Is about. If you read this book you might end up in a "Phycologist's office because you can definetly not handle the randomness. The only way to understand how random this book is, is to actually read the book. ummm... so I guess that's it... so yea just START READING THE BOOK ALREADY!!!! Read the book now before you....before you.....ARGHHHH.....READ...THE BO...O...KKKK.....BEFORE YOU......

Every kid has to take the exam for reasons no one knows except the government. Well today all that changes today is the day that we rebel... Yea I'm not too good at exams anyway

random bullshit countryhumans scenarios. no ships or romance, all strange horrific encounters. will have lots of variety. mostly jokes. have fun! basically all ironic reader will always have unassumed race, gender, etc!

With summer coming to an end, she expects that nothing will ruin her junior year. Not even the unexpected presence of Tyler Reed in the picture. Ever has never been one to physically attract the opposite sex and she hasn't given it much importance. I mean, who would like to date a girl who feeds off of antibiotics, right? She's had crushes here and there but nothing serious. Ever just wants to roll through her junior year without any drama, if that's possible. But that boy will sure find even the smallest chance to pester and win over her trust in any way possible. With inevitable ups and downs, just maybe junior year will turn out in the best possible way, but without the unlikely drama, of course. Oh the fun is just about to begin. [thank you @s-pr-ing for the cover] [thank you @-verdant- for the movie poster] [thank you @arrowheads for the character gifs]

These small stories are for little readers. (Gotham is a place if you wanted to know, and you pro'ly already know what Nottingham is.) But yeah. No violence, and pretty easy to read.

These are just some weird thing I'm scared of

He won't even look at me. I wonder what went wrong, we were so close last year, we told each other everything, and we even were close over the summer. He came over we hungout, then he left for a week to visit family, and we went back to school and now this? I hate it, I miss being able to laugh at his jokes easily, I miss him laughing just the right way at one of my jokes even if he was the only one laughing. I miss us talking, and me being able to look at his gorgeous light brown eyes, that were a perfect shade, that they looked almost golden. I miss his perfectly white teeth, and adorable dimples when he smiled. He was my closest and best friend in the whole world. This sucks. I can't even look at her, I don't know why, I just can't. We were so close, closer than me and my little brother. I can't even talk to her. What is wrong with me, I keep catching her glancing over here as if she is expecting me to walk over and say something. I would love to, but I just can't. Believe me I would love to walk over there and casually make a joke making her eyes light up when she smiled. Goddamn she is gorgeous. When she smiles she lights up any room, her eyes always have a mischeivious sparkle in them that makes you want to do something fun, stupid, something that is adventurous. Her laugh is like music, it floats, and you can't get enough of it. I love the way her whole face lights up when she talks about something she loves. I miss being that guy that makes her happy.

Sawyer Wright is the newest member of the B.A.U in Quantico Virginia. She likes all her colleagues but there is a certain individual that she seems to hold a stronger connection to. While working on a case, things start to go in a certain direction she'd never thought things would go. She knows she has to be professional to be better in her field, but will this new relationship shove her down a path she never thought she could see coming? READ TO FIND OUT!!! Lmao.

:~) 8 Wooooooo! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Tell me. Who doesn't like doctor who. NOBODY! I just loooove DW, and I think it's hilarious. So I'm here to make you laugh! P.S if you don't like doctor who. BUGER OFF! (Not in an offensive way.) (: P.P.S non off these jokes are mine. They were found on the internet. (But I don't really need to say that because everything seems to be like that!)

Join Billy, a normal school kid, in all his amazing adventurous adventures

Horror And stuff (SCREAMS: NO NOT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(THIS BOOK IS DISCONTINUED? MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW) 2022 DESC: Republishing this baby. This was made when I was thirteen and... it's okay-ish. I guess? The characters are fine and all but... man I was such a try hard! And an edgelord. Edgehead? I might rewrite this completely from scratch, NGL. I'm still kinda into Eddsworld. But mainly, I'm a Homestuck. May never revisit this again. Not sure! ============================================ 2020 DESC: //CW// Swearing //TW// Mentions of slight gore It's going to be in this story, so stay safe!!!! I tordally want to die /s 010010010 01101110 01110100 01101000 01100101

Cristina,Clarity,and Amanda were in their house home alone. They started having some paranormal things happen to them and the only ones that know about it are them. They travel to a medium to see who the spirit (or whatever it is) is. Read to find out how the devil's game works...