Sortafunny Stories

Each night at the Hazbin Hotel, someone dies...... By their own friend..

(THIS BOOK IS DISCONTINUED? MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW) 2022 DESC: Republishing this baby. This was made when I was thirteen and... it's okay-ish. I guess? The characters are fine and all but... man I was such a try hard! And an edgelord. Edgehead? I might rewrite this completely from scratch, NGL. I'm still kinda into Eddsworld. But mainly, I'm a Homestuck. May never revisit this again. Not sure! ============================================ 2020 DESC: //CW// Swearing //TW// Mentions of slight gore It's going to be in this story, so stay safe!!!! I tordally want to die /s 010010010 01101110 01110100 01101000 01100101

These small stories are for little readers. (Gotham is a place if you wanted to know, and you pro'ly already know what Nottingham is.) But yeah. No violence, and pretty easy to read.

some kid dies in a hole. no one's really interested

How many times must I scream for you to finally hear my name I'll get you out I promise.

"ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔴𝔥𝔶, ℑ 𝔯𝔲𝔫 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔶.." -𝔖𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔗𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰, 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔚𝔢𝔢𝔨𝔢𝔫𝔡. . . . This book is about a story I have been wanting to make for a while, my dream is for it to soon become an anime- Sure it's a weird dream, but I really want it to happen. There will be more character development in the nearby future, but for now there isn't any development. The main protagonists of this story are Sasan Hanjo, Zangue Isaki, and Ren Mora. The three all meet in different realms of planet Zukon. The realms being Hyuo the land of the elves, Jukkon the land of the deceased, Neeos the land of the humans, and finally Rtyu the land of heat. All three realms are divided in the corners of the world. In the center of the world is Jukkon the land of the deceased. It is the biggest realm on planet Zukon, the name represents all of who died fighting the horrendous beasts who lay dormant there. The three protagonists meet many foes and allies on their journey to Jukkon to defeat the disastrous beast, The Swan. It's graceful actions and beauty has stunned their foes in their tracks, paralyzing them. The trio have to defeat this beast to save their planet they hold so dear. What foes will they make? Rivals, allies? Who knows..

Zombies. Fear. Apocalypse. California. Need I say more?

I got tagged to roast myself. So here I am.

The brown hair, the blue blue eyes, her nice curvy figure, but most of all her personality. It all pulls me in like an ocean with a fish. What do I do when she is so close to not being mine?

Join Billy, a normal school kid, in all his amazing adventurous adventures

Cristina,Clarity,and Amanda were in their house home alone. They started having some paranormal things happen to them and the only ones that know about it are them. They travel to a medium to see who the spirit (or whatever it is) is. Read to find out how the devil's game works...

It all starts with three best friends that have known each other for a long long time but now that they are older... Sorry I'm not very good at descriptions COMMENT please on my book it's probably bad but it's the first one I ever wrote so Ya. ☺️ please give it a try and like it to if you want

Clyde never asked for the crazy events that were to happen to him. All he wanted was to have a date with Clementine. But he couldn't have that, could he? He just had to have his whole life change. What he didn't know was if the change was for the better or for the worse.

*PARODY* THIS IS A JOKE, DONT GET OFFENSIVE. I combined all the bad boy clichés in order to create this one. Beware!!!! This is stupid!!!! Here we go.

𝓢𝓾𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓻𝔂~ Percy Jackson has just broken up with Annabeth Chase and now has broken heart. Percy was give a task by Chiron to get his mind off Annabeth. He needs to find a demigod. Not just any demigod though, one of the most powerful in the world. On the way to fulfill his task, he meets a handsome 6th year named Draco Malfoy. For Percy, it was love at first sight, but for Draco it took him some time to realize he liked Percy. Will these two be able to continue their love, or will something go horribly wrong?

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Skylar is your everyday nerd/rocker girl. She only has her friend liley but what happens when a certain family moves next door? Skylars life flips upside down and her dark past catches up with her while she tries to keep it a secret but a certain bad boy doesn't quite. Not all everyone gets a happy ending, will skylar get lucky with one? read and find out

Have you ever wonder about those myth where people say that babies comes from a factory and the pelicans will deliver them?? Find the truth behind it here... :)