Sortofhumor Stories

Eliza burns wanted to explore the world. But her parents have never let her, what will happen when she finds her mother and father asleep on The couch? Will this be her chance to finally escape this hell hole of a place? And what will happen when she meets this mysterious boy, and finds out he's actually trying to kill the princess of Avianna. In a story of fantasy, and romance. Embark on this mystical journey with Eliza burns.

Clyde never asked for the crazy events that were to happen to him. All he wanted was to have a date with Clementine. But he couldn't have that, could he? He just had to have his whole life change. What he didn't know was if the change was for the better or for the worse.

The Impendants: The young, The juvenile, The Criminals of this Century. It's 2406 and anyone under the age of 22 is a criminal. Why? Because. " I've been sitting in this tiny black room for over an eternity. Sometimes they paint the walls again. I don't know why they bother. On good days I get food. On bad days they forget I'm here and they don't let me out. There are always screams. Sometimes I join.   I'm Diesa Kline but here they call me Impendant9783 " I have been sitting in the tiny black room my whole life. But I don't like to consider it mine. The Life, I mean. I draw my real one. I draw it in the the old brown notebook with the little red pencil. No one noticed. No one until the boy with the brown hair. But they didn't seem to like him. ((((((((((( Warning : this is inspired a TINY BIT by the Holocaust)))))))))))))