Sousaphone Stories

This is really just a random book of what band really means to the members. Some will be funny, some will be sad, some will be more true than anything in the world.

The official list of weird, funny, stupid, random, and everything in between band quotes.

Alex Morgan Mathews is starting freshmen year and decides to do marching band because she is a band geek after all. She then finds her self in more then she can handle and tries to continue through highschool. But it is harder then it sounds.

There's something about this town they don't talk about in the brochures. It's too sad, and you wouldn't believe it, anyway—not until the parade passes by.

No, it's definitely not the card game.

I myself am a tenor saxophone player in my high school's marching band. I have actually used most of these on other people. Some do work better than others, but that might be just because I'm a girl.

He's your typical high school junior. He's also a vampire. He turns in his classwork late, has premature senioritis, and he's also in the school's band programs. Life's already tough for him, but he'll soon realize that it's about to get easier... a lot easier. And then a hell of a lot tougher.

Fran Daninteno is madly in love with the tuba/sousaphone player Ben Granom. Ever since 7th grade she has admired him from afar in hope that he will notice her true feelings. But as a band trip to New York Sets them as roommates, will he finally notice that his dream girl has been in the high school band all along?

Lucas is a junior sousaphone player who has never really gotten the girls attention. But he's had a huge crush on the female sophomore sousaphone player, Blake. This this year go a little different then planned. Read all about it